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mike12345
Jul 14, 2008

"Whether the Earth was created in 7 days, or 7 actual eras, I'm not sure we'll ever be able to answer that. It's one of the great mysteries."






SIDS - Sad AIDS?

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Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

Darkman Fanpage posted:

Lmao that frown

looks like it was carved into playdough with a putty knife

Trapezium Dave
Oct 22, 2012

Are we sure that is actually Cruz's face and that he isn't wearing one of those rubber Nixon masks?

mandatory lesbian
Dec 18, 2012
i dont usually make fun of peoples appearances cuase its a shallow line of attack and oftentimes incorrect to me but ted cruz deserves it, the man is perpetually melting

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

SIDS is the new AIDS

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007
Ted Cruz is a wax statue of Nixon that was brought to life by a kid on a field trip who was getting bullied for being too white and rich and made a wish

Michael Corleone
Mar 30, 2011

by VideoGames
This thread is getting vile and mean spirited. Any else here mildly excited about the Carson campaign?

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

Slaughterhouse-Ive posted:

y'know, i think i miss jeb
Jeb was the character they kill off with three episodes left in a 13 episode season to let you know that poo poo has gotten real.
Scott Walker was the guy who you think is going to be the main character until they kill him off 3/4ths through the pilot.
Ben Carson was supposed to be an extra but is sleeping with the executive producer and the writers have no way to justify his presence.

Brannock
Feb 9, 2006

by exmarx
Fallen Rib

SpiderHyphenMan posted:

Good job not bolding the last line of the article which completely invalidates any meaning that the shills at that garbage tabloid want to give it.
Also good job not reading the thread.

:confused: I read every last post in this thread and this story hasn't been posted. Maybe I missed something? The forums have been acting strangely for me lately, once in a while a post will get eaten.

StevePerry
Sep 5, 2003

don't stop believin
Read an article where local GOP voters were asked who they're gonna vote for and a couple folks described Ted Cruz as "plastic milk jug man" and "slimey".

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.
Trump has once again forced reality to conform to a crazy thing he says: http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-35685981

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
this election season is going to end with the loving bush vs clinton we expected in the beginning and i will lose all interest in the political process forever

Shark Sandwich
Sep 6, 2010

by R. Guyovich

SpiderHyphenMan posted:

Jeb was the character they kill off with three episodes left in a 13 episode season to let you know that poo poo has gotten real.
Scott Walker was the guy who you think is going to be the main character until they kill him off 3/4ths through the pilot.
Ben Carson was supposed to be an extra but is sleeping with the executive producer and the writers have no way to justify his presence.

Yeah but the thread has definitely gotten darker since then. Or maybe it's all the pre-Super Tuesday sexual tension...

Jared Kush
Mar 4, 2015

by zen death robot

mike12345 posted:

SIDS - Sad AIDS?

Socialist Immuno Deficiency Syndrome, which can be contracted from illegal immigrants, Muslims, and shared extramarital activity.

Minera
Sep 26, 2007

All your friends and foes,
they thought they knew ya,
but look who's in your heart now.

Logikv9 posted:

this election season is going to end with the loving bush vs clinton we expected in the beginning and i will lose all interest in the political process forever

guess youve been away. i've got good news about jeb bush

cuckservative
Feb 24, 2016

by Shine

Michael Corleone posted:

This thread is getting vile and mean spirited. Any else here mildly excited about the Carson campaign?

I fell asleep.

AllanGordon
Jan 26, 2010

by Shine

Jewel Repetition posted:

Trump has once again forced reality to conform to a crazy thing he says: http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-35685981

putin needs to build a wall

cuckservative
Feb 24, 2016

by Shine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ANpwfsMg9Ic

trump rally

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler

Minrad posted:

guess youve been away. i've got good news about jeb bush

nothing is impossible, the GOPe will crawl to his guacabowle fortress in florida and beg for his forgiveness

SHY NUDIST GRRL
Feb 15, 2011

Communism will help more white people than anyone else. Any equal measures unfairly provide less to minority populations just because there's less of them. Democracy is truly the tyranny of the mob.

I think it was dad lost my ipod mentioned the idea of Trump walking back or articulating through surrogates. It's a novel concept, but runs the risk of him appearing an empty suit. With his "political" vp pick, possible money and donors lining up behind him, and if he starts getting household names attached to him it could be painted as him just going after the title and will just let the party run business as usual (which is what I personally suspect is the case regardless of how it hashes out). It would be the one thing that might lower support from his core.

Peel
Dec 3, 2007

in 2009, ted cruz had a wax model made in his own image. but the wax was cursed, taken from candles used in satanic rituals, and the statue was possessed by a demon. as a man of god, cruz recognised the danger and threw it into a furnace to destroy it, but it escaped only half-melted, killed him and took his place. now it has set its sights on the highest office in the land

it has boundless reserves of cunning, and yet, mortals interacting with it can sense something, in their bones - that the creature before them should not be

radical meme
Apr 17, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
I don't see anything humorous about an infant, any infant, dying and I can't tell if you people are trying to be funny or ironic or just willfully ignorant. SIDS-Sudden Infant Death Syndrome.

DAD LOST MY IPOD
Feb 3, 2012

Fats Dominar is on the case


TheTatteredKing posted:

I think it was dad lost my ipod mentioned the idea of Trump walking back or articulating through surrogates. It's a novel concept, but runs the risk of him appearing an empty suit. With his "political" vp pick, possible money and donors lining up behind him, and if he starts getting household names attached to him it could be painted as him just going after the title and will just let the party run business as usual (which is what I personally suspect is the case regardless of how it hashes out). It would be the one thing that might lower support from his core.

his ideal position would be to not walk anything back at all, but if he has to (and he does have to, even he recognizes that), his ego will probably demand it happen through surrogates. this might be less a tactical choice (although it does help his projection of strength to leave the admitting of fault to inferiors) than a simple personality quirk. i doubt very much it will harm him with the base, since they're basically locked in and as low information voters his core will dismiss any word that their hero has betrayed them as anathema, but conversely it won't help him with waverers as much as if the walkback came from him.

this isn't uninformed speculation-- it's started to happen. it actually seems like christie's renunciation of the muslim ban is a test balloon. trump's strategy is unconventional but he does appear to trial run his various gambits before deploying them on a larger scale.

the one thing that could lower support from the core would be to say that he's not going to build the wall or, alternately, say that he supports amnesty (of course he's on record as supporting it, but he has never used the magic A-word)

cuckservative
Feb 24, 2016

by Shine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ANpwfsMg9Ic


trump is up!

Brannock
Feb 9, 2006

by exmarx
Fallen Rib

radical meme posted:

I don't see anything humorous about an infant, any infant, dying and I can't tell if you people are trying to be funny or ironic or just willfully ignorant. SIDS-Sudden Infant Death Syndrome.

I agree, fellow Something Awful poster 'radical meme', extreme and tremendous babydeath is just :sigh: it's just too far.

Donald Trump
Jan 31, 2016

by exmarx
:smug:

https://twitter.com/emersonpolling/status/704441045744898048

mike12345
Jul 14, 2008

"Whether the Earth was created in 7 days, or 7 actual eras, I'm not sure we'll ever be able to answer that. It's one of the great mysteries."






check out dem minorities!

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler

they crammed a ton of black people directly in his camera view

DAD LOST MY IPOD
Feb 3, 2012

Fats Dominar is on the case



he broke 50%! :toot: :toot: :toot:

cuckservative
Feb 24, 2016

by Shine


the black guy behind trump on the left is like "dayum alot of crackers"

suburban virgin
Jul 26, 2007
Highly qualified lurker.
How much are the NASCAR people worth on Nate Silver's endorsement tracker?

SHY NUDIST GRRL
Feb 15, 2011

Communism will help more white people than anyone else. Any equal measures unfairly provide less to minority populations just because there's less of them. Democracy is truly the tyranny of the mob.

DAD LOST MY IPOD posted:

his ideal position would be to not walk anything back at all, but if he has to (and he does have to, even he recognizes that), his ego will probably demand it happen through surrogates. this might be less a tactical choice (although it does help his projection of strength to leave the admitting of fault to inferiors) than a simple personality quirk. i doubt very much it will harm him with the base, since they're basically locked in and as low information voters his core will dismiss any word that their hero has betrayed them as anathema, but conversely it won't help him with waverers as much as if the walkback came from him.

this isn't uninformed speculation-- it's started to happen. it actually seems like christie's renunciation of the muslim ban is a test balloon. trump's strategy is unconventional but he does appear to trial run his various gambits before deploying them on a larger scale.

the one thing that could lower support from the core would be to say that he's not going to build the wall or, alternately, say that he supports amnesty (of course he's on record as supporting it, but he has never used the magic A-word)

Yeah trying to put a dent in his base support is a fool's errand even with that attack angle, he'd really have to open himself up for a beating for it to be worth it to attack his hard support.

kitten emergency
Jan 13, 2008

get meow this wack-ass crystal prison

Brannock posted:

I agree, fellow Something Awful poster 'radical meme', extreme and tremendous babydeath is just :sigh: it's just too far.

from the forums that brought you encephalitic babies

Trump! The Musical

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler

cuckservative posted:



the black guy behind trump on the left is like "dayum alot of crackers"
he's legit staring at his phone this whole time

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.
The NASCAR endorsement is the final sign that the Republican coalition is broken.

cuckservative
Feb 24, 2016

by Shine
haha i love this guy

Korelle
Sep 18, 2010
This NASCAR endorsement is a clear sign that Donald Trump will be turning left for the remainder of the election.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

That is one handsome man

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SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

Brannock posted:

:confused: I read every last post in this thread and this story hasn't been posted. Maybe I missed something? The forums have been acting strangely for me lately, once in a while a post will get eaten.
gently caress me it was in USPol.

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