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| In my dreams Football Johnny forever rolls right gesticulating and pump faking and lowering his head into clown rear end fools and he's got a good buzz on and he's throwing incredibly late to a receiver who's been open since the dawn of time and when he completes the touchdown pass he pops a bottle at the club and i wake up and i am Active in my Private Area |
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Timby posted:Wisconsin tends to have a history of churning out RBs who can't do poo poo in the NFL. Let me tell you about watching Ron Dayne ruin Stanford in the Rose Bowl as a child...
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I don't think Johnny gets what a "Grand Jury" is... http://www.wkyc.com/sports/nfl/browns/johnny-manziel-spotted-at-club-hours-after-case-sent-to-grand-jury/61361171
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Feb 29, 2016 21:11
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What the gently caress, he's a hardcore drunk and his drink of choice is champagne? I mean if you're drinking at a brunch then sure, but as your go-to drink?
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Feb 29, 2016 21:20
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Timby posted:Wisconsin tends to have a history of churning out RBs who can't do poo poo in the NFL. And a history of churning out some great offensive lineman. It's almost like the two are related... Thermos H Christ posted:What the gently caress, he's a hardcore drunk and his drink of choice is champagne? I mean if you're drinking at a brunch then sure, but as your go-to drink? It's no wonder he's always hung over, maybe he should switch to vodka
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Feb 29, 2016 21:25
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Any excuse to make people watch this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_0hPFDmoVyo
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Feb 29, 2016 21:25
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Thermos H Christ posted:What the gently caress, he's a hardcore drunk and his drink of choice is champagne? I mean if you're drinking at a brunch then sure, but as your go-to drink? It's such a johnny manziel thing to do, get violently drunk on loving champagne.
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Feb 29, 2016 21:25
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I want him out of the league for a few years so when he comes back with no speed and rusty his preseason snaps will be hilarious.
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Feb 29, 2016 21:27
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Hockles posted:I don't think Johnny gets what a "Grand Jury" is... *approaches girl in club* "what's up girl? what's your name? stacy? that's a beautiful name. my name is johnny foot.......ziel"
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Feb 29, 2016 21:34
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Hockles posted:I don't think Johnny gets what a "Grand Jury" is...
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Feb 29, 2016 21:47
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This is getting into Blackmon levels of alcoholism.
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Feb 29, 2016 21:51
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FAUXTON posted:It's such a johnny manziel thing to do, get violently drunk on loving champagne. I mean lots of people have gotten really drunk on champagne at one time or another. And lots of people are constantly getting drunk. But constantly getting drunk on champagne is loving weird, and it seems like it's always champagne in these pictures.
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Feb 29, 2016 22:09
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You think he is going to drink beer like a plebe? He drinks champagne out of the bottle so he can show us nobodies that he's rich and better than us.
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Feb 29, 2016 22:10
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Thermos H Christ posted:I mean lots of people have gotten really drunk on champagne at one time or another. And lots of people are constantly getting drunk. But constantly getting drunk on champagne is loving weird, and it seems like it's always champagne in these pictures. It's one of the more trashy ways to flash your stacks. So loaded I only drink bottles of Dom.
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Feb 29, 2016 22:31
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It's an especially egregious choice, because champagne hangovers are the loving WORST.
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Feb 29, 2016 22:43
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Alcoholism is a serious problem plaguing our generation and our society.
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Parmesan Basil posted:Alcoholism is a serious problem plaguing our generation and our society. You're like a sarcastic Reverend Lovejoy. Keep it up.
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Feb 29, 2016 22:52
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lmao this is a possibly sincere post on TexAgsquote:Johnny needs to stop with this fancy tea sip lifestyle before he plummets full force into the everlasting fires of Hell. He is throwing away so much blessing and it is sad to watch. He needs to get off the rollercoaster of these easy Austin type women, and he needs to commit to a man. In his heart. And in his life. When he goes to bed at night. And when he wakes up in the am. That man is Jesus. His heart and life are so empty it's just painful to see. He needs Jesus to get inside him and do His work.
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Feb 29, 2016 22:58
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Mods please rename this thread to Johnny Manziel Death Watch 2015 tia
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Thermos H Christ posted:lmao this is a possibly sincere post on TexAgs poo poo that is a drat good post. Ups to that guy.
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Feb 29, 2016 23:00
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quote:"He needs to get off the rollercoaster of these easy Austin type women, and he needs to commit to a man." 
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Feb 29, 2016 23:01
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In vino stupidass
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Feb 29, 2016 23:09
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Garak is much too refined for someone like Football. Johnny probably doesn't even have a favorite Cardassian murder mystery.
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Feb 29, 2016 23:35
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Manziel is that Redshirt captain who tried to take on a Dominion dreadnought and got his entire crew killed.
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Feb 29, 2016 23:41
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Febreeze posted:Mods please rename this thread to Johnny Manziel: He needs Jesus to get inside him and do His work
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Feb 29, 2016 23:45
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Hijo Del Helmsley posted:It's an especially egregious choice, because champagne hangovers are the loving WORST. That explains why, when I woke up from a nap one time after drinking a bunch of champagne at a brunch that the staff kept refilling over, that I felt like I was going to die. Guess JFF gets... off on that ? No idea.
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Parmesan Basil posted:Garak is much too refined for someone like Football. Johnny probably doesn't even have a favorite Cardassian murder mystery. Given their courtship customs, Manziel beating his gf would largely be dismissed as an enthusiastic come-on.
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Filthy Casual posted:Given their courtship customs, Manziel beating his gf would largely be dismissed as an enthusiastic come-on. Even the Klingons would be like "Whoa dude come on"
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Parmesan Basil posted:Even the Klingons would be like "Whoa dude come on" Only 'cause they weren't dueling with bat'leth's. Klingons be all about the bloodplay.
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Chilichimp posted:Any excuse to make people watch this. God I used to be so excited when Christopher Walken was hosting SNL, because I just knew there'd be a new The Continental sketch. With Phil Hartman's intro, peace be upon him
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Probably Magic posted:That explains why, when I woke up from a nap one time after drinking a bunch of champagne at a brunch that the staff kept refilling over, that I felt like I was going to die. There's no hangover if you never sober up
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Thermos H Christ posted:lmao this is a possibly sincere post on TexAgs  God bless.
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Mar 1, 2016 02:51
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effectual posted:There's no hangover if you never sober up Tried to find the video clip, but both on youtube cut off the ending so ibstead have some words over a picture: 
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Chromatic posted:Manziel is that Redshirt captain who tried to take on a Dominion dreadnought and got his entire crew killed. Red squad right? I didn't google that I seriously knew that off the top of my head. Jesus Christ I'm a nerd
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Chromatic posted:Manziel is that Redshirt captain who tried to take on a Dominion dreadnought and got his entire crew killed. Red Squad was pretty much the Starfleet Academy Corps of Cadets.
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AAA DOLFAN posted:Red squad right? Red Squad! Red Squad! Red Squad! Also, there were three survivors, 1 whiny bitch crewman and Jake and Nog.
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swickles posted:Red Squad! Red Squad! Red Squad! Jake and Nog are Johnny's PR team abandoning ship.
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Mar 1, 2016 04:24
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It was the USS Valiant, guys. Don't act like you don't remember.
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Mar 1, 2016 04:32
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I stop posting for a month and this place gets overrun by nerds
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Mar 1, 2016 04:36
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So this is what it feels like to not get nerdy references. It's nice really.
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DS9 is good
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