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Hahah look who came to the party wearing the same dress:    Unless it's supposed to be self-aware that Zootopia made the same thing but I'm not getting that vibe.
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Lazy repetition is kind of Key and Peele's thing.
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At least they have their movie's title on the poster.
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High-Rise does a series:   
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Diminishing returns with these but I really want that Jeremy Irons Dogge poster.
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Those posters have a cool concept but are somehow so boring in their execution.
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Humbug Scoolbus posted:The whole movie is on youtube if you're insane. This movie is an insane piece of trash. It's not just the bone nunchucks and the laser bows that make this insane but you also get to see a horde of were-pig men things raid a cave of primitive people, grab a naked woman, and rip her in half right down the middle in gory detail. When they're done, they burn the bodies and snort the ashes like cocaine in order to get high. This movie isn't for the weak. Also a nice touch, I'm very certain that the main theme to the NES version of RYGAR was taken from Conquest: Main theme of the movie: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GBwYsD5SR8g Rygar Theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7D5VBL7E8lQ
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Calico Heart posted:Hm. I wonder why they didn't make a parody poster for the catholic priest molestation movie? Spotslight, starring the fat cheetah cop dressed as a priest.
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Davros1 posted:Those are some really wondrous credits at the bottom. More studios should do that. I'll say. Nobody's ever called me exquisite.
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Mar 1, 2016 20:38
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Palpek posted:High-Rise does a series:
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Mar 1, 2016 20:42
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Poster Six(+1) Pack: People Who Liked CONQUEST Also Liked... Edition Boris Vallejo!   See this one with friends and beer, it's a blast  Doubtful you'ld get away with that tagline today...  More Boris Vallejo!    Bonus BEASTMASTER: Japanese Awesomeness 
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Distorted Kiwi posted:Poster Six(+1) Pack: People Who Liked CONQUEST Also Liked... Edition Oh, barbarian Queen. 8 year old me loved this movie.
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Seeing Hiddleston up there in High Rise reminded me of The Night Manager, which is currently showing on BBC. Its really good but some of the poster designs are a bit poo poo: 
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Distorted Kiwi posted:Doubtful you'ld get away with that tagline today...
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John Le Carre. In.
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A Buttery Pastry posted:"Actually, she's really a 10 year old nymphoid barbarian, she just looks like a regular 20 year old woman" Ahh yes, the anti-anime defense.
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A Nymphoid Barbarian in Dinosaur Hell is way less exciting than the title would have you believe.
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X-Ray Pecs posted:A Nymphoid Barbarian in Dinosaur Hell is way less exciting than the title would have you believe. The B-movie thread: Way less exciting than the title would have you believe.
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With many of the 50's-70's b-flicks I own, excitement levels could have be increased 100% by putting sprocket holes in the poster instead. I'm looking at you, Samuel Z. Arkoff!
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I guess different things work for different countries (UK version): US poster:  
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His love of underwear transcends borders.
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Palpek posted:Hahah look who came to the party wearing the same dress: So do they only have one photo of that cat or
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I'm disappointed they're not doing the obvious one for Keanu. Or at least put the cat in posters of Keanu Reeves movies. I'm pretty sure Warner Bros. or New Line has made a movie with Keanu before.
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It might be the presence of Hugh Laurie, Tom Hiddlestone's stance, or the garish colour scheme, but that is definitely the poster for a comedy.
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Palpek posted:
This is somehow the worst movie poster I've ever seen. Also how have you all talked so much about hip-hop violin without talking about the worst thing to happen to the instrument in history: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BSLPH9d-jsI That's right, it's nerd violin Distorted Kiwi posted:Otherwise known as my hard drive. What the ever loving gently caress
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Lindsey Stirling isn't THAT bad. Also, yeah, that's basically Conquest for ya.
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LORD OF BUTT posted:Lindsey Stirling isn't THAT bad. Also, yeah, that's basically Conquest for ya. it's a song about Skyrim on a violin
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sbaldrick posted:it's a song about Skyrim on a violin Isn't it literally the Skyrim theme on a violin, I'm in class so I'm going purely off memory
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Erebus posted:So do they only have one photo of that cat or Yeah, at least Zootopia designed and made unique renders for a couple of theirs. The Big Shot one is egregiously lazy. They're also really leaning hard on this image that doesn't seem to be present in the movie, as the cat is just a normal cat and not some kinda thug life cat.
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Waffleman_ posted:They're also really leaning hard on this image that doesn't seem to be present in the movie, as the cat is just a normal cat and not some kinda thug life cat.  ?
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G-III posted:This movie is an insane piece of trash. It's not just the bone nunchucks and the laser bows that make this insane but you also get to see a horde of were-pig men things raid a cave of primitive people, grab a naked woman, and rip her in half right down the middle in gory detail. When they're done, they burn the bodies and snort the ashes like cocaine in order to get high. They reversed the logo also (Dragon Quest borrowed it as well). EDIT: Sorry not the one on the poster posted, the one used in the original trailers for the movie. The straight one was used a little later on for some reason. Also those barbarian flicks where it's like actually in the future so remains of the "old world" are still there, this is one of my favorites. A must watch starring Sandahl Bergman: 
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This poster suggests that the big reveal at the end is that it's not a big monster...the protagonists are just tiny. Woah
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Palpek posted:This poster suggests that the big reveal at the end is that it's not a big monster...the protagonists are just tiny. Woah I want that poster, even though my bro Clovie won't be in it.
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Palpek posted:This poster suggests that the big reveal at the end is that it's not a big monster...the protagonists are just tiny. Woah 10 Cloverfields In Search Of An Exit
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Palpek posted:This poster suggests that the big reveal at the end is that it's not a big monster...the protagonists are just tiny. Woah something is coming... ...its the mailman! doing their job! thank you mailman!
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PBS Newshour posted:something is coming... "Rain, Sleet, Snow.... and Giant Fuckoff Monsters."
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It's not "Something is coming" if a person's already locked up in a giant fuckoff mailbox. Clearly that something has already come.
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The Indian in the mailbox
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