SUPER TUESDAY MAR 1. 7pm ET. Hillary sighed as she drew her katana.

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Who will win the most delegates on Super Tuesday?
	Hillary Clinton
	Donald Trump
	Bernie Sanders
	Jim Gilmore
	Baby Hitler

Happy Noodle Boy: Jul 3, 2002

WHERE ARE THE POLLS?

# ? Mar 2, 2016 01:00

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# ? Jun 10, 2024 22:47

axeil: Feb 14, 2006

Jewel Repetition posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dAx-roc295g

more like

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FRnDbOwGipo

# ? Mar 2, 2016 01:00

KaptainKrunk: Feb 6, 2006

where the polls

# ? Mar 2, 2016 01:00

Joementum: May 23, 2004; jesus christ

Hillary and Trump win Georgia.

# ? Mar 2, 2016 01:00

axeil: Feb 14, 2006

LET DO THIS poo poo

# ? Mar 2, 2016 01:00

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# ? Mar 2, 2016 01:00

big business man: Sep 30, 2012

BREAKING NEWS: Friend Ben sweeps every Super Tuesday state

# ? Mar 2, 2016 01:00

TwinsensRevenge: Aug 13, 2013

TRUMP

*clock ringing loudly at the top of the hour*

# ? Mar 2, 2016 01:01

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

LETS DO IT

# ? Mar 2, 2016 01:01

GrimGypsy: Mar 27, 2007

VA AND VT too close to call for Trump/Rubio omg

# ? Mar 2, 2016 01:01

Vertical Lime: Dec 11, 2004

https://twitter.com/cnnbrk/status/704818711719505920

# ? Mar 2, 2016 01:01

sexy fucking muskrat: Aug 22, 2010; by exmarx

Trump and Rubio are too close to call rn in VA :eyepop:

# ? Mar 2, 2016 01:01

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

TRUMP

# ? Mar 2, 2016 01:01

pathetic little tramp: Dec 12, 2005; by Hillary Clinton's assassins; Fallen Rib

C-Span's stream is now up.

# ? Mar 2, 2016 01:01

Minsky: May 23, 2001

how do you feel about the election? tweet in 2 emoji or less :guinness:

# ? Mar 2, 2016 01:01

Discendo Vox: Mar 21, 2013; This does not make sense when, again, aggregate indicia also indicate improvements. The belief that things are worse is false. It remains false.

Watch for Sanders reporters emphasizing the size of Sanders' lead in Vermont.

# ? Mar 2, 2016 01:01

HOTLANTA MAN: Jul 4, 2010; by Hand Knit; Lipstick Apathy

GrimGypsy posted:

VA AND VT too close to call for Trump/Rubio omg

This election rules

# ? Mar 2, 2016 01:01

Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

axeil posted:

more like

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FRnDbOwGipo

More like

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzFh9GuE0rA

(their Dancing Mad and J-E-N-O-V-A are also fantastic)

# ? Mar 2, 2016 01:01

axeil: Feb 14, 2006

Kasich winning VT would be hilarious

# ? Mar 2, 2016 01:02

Pepe Silvia Browne: Jan 1, 2007

John Kasich is here to gently caress poo poo up

# ? Mar 2, 2016 01:02

Warmachine: Jan 30, 2012

Sitting in a coffee shop watching CSPAN on my tablet. If things go pearshaped, there's a bar right across the street.

# ? Mar 2, 2016 01:02

sexy fucking muskrat: Aug 22, 2010; by exmarx

GrimGypsy posted:

VA AND VT too close to call for Trump/Rubio omg

MSNBC is saying VT is between Trump and Kasich

Buckle up everyone!

# ? Mar 2, 2016 01:02

Pinterest Mom: Jun 9, 2009

65-35 in Georgia, 62-38 in Virginia according to exits.

# ? Mar 2, 2016 01:03

Zero_Grade: Mar 18, 2004; Darktider 🖤🌊

~Neck Angels~

One drink
Whenever a state is called for someone (2 if it's right after polls close)
Whenever depressed supporters are on camera

Two drinks
Whenever American Samoa is mentioned
Every crazy C-SPAN caller

Finish current beverage
(R) Whenever someone not-Trump wins a state
(R) If Kasich or Gentle Ben finish third or higher anywhere

Shotgun a beer
(R) If Cruz loses Texas
(R) If Marco Rubio finishes in third for the night but gives a victory speech anyway

What else can there be?

Zero_Grade has issued a correction as of 01:06 on Mar 2, 2016

# ? Mar 2, 2016 01:03

Scrub-Niggurath: Nov 27, 2007

it begins.

# ? Mar 2, 2016 01:03

Count Roland: Oct 6, 2013

Guys what should I be watching other than this thread. I want to know what my opinions should be.

# ? Mar 2, 2016 01:03

XK: Jul 9, 2001; Star Citizen is everywhere. It is all around us. Even now, in this very room. You can see it's fidelity when you look out your window or when you watch youtube

VT is too early to call, rather than too close to call, for the Republican vote. I'm not exactly sure the distinction, but there is one.

# ? Mar 2, 2016 01:03

Despera: Jun 6, 2011

HOTLANTA MAN posted:

Agree to disagree but I think Colorado is going to be very close

If i put a Hillary sticker on my car, my tires would be slashed in sub 20 minutes in Boulder. My prius is basically a hummer in their eyes to begin with.

# ? Mar 2, 2016 01:03

Joementum: May 23, 2004; jesus christ

To close to call at poll closing just means that the exit polls didn't make it blindingly obvious.

# ? Mar 2, 2016 01:03

saints gambit: Apr 8, 2004; a donut with no holes is a danish

Wasn't VA supposed to be a walk off for Rubio?

# ? Mar 2, 2016 01:03

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

Pinterest Mom posted:

65-35 in Georgia, 62-38 in Virginia according to exits.

wrap it up bernouts

# ? Mar 2, 2016 01:03

Crain: Jun 27, 2007; I had a beer once with Stephen Miller and now I like him.

I also tried to ban someone from a Discord for pointing out what an unrelenting shithead I am! I'm even dumb enough to think it worked!

Aight so what the gently caress is up since I commuted home?

Anyone get shot yet?

# ? Mar 2, 2016 01:03

sexpig by night: Sep 8, 2011; by Azathoth

XK posted:

VT is too early to call, rather than too close to call, for the Republican vote. I'm not exactly sure the distinction, but there is one.

Too little votes in vs too many votes for both sides

# ? Mar 2, 2016 01:04

Vertical Lime: Dec 11, 2004

e: false alarm

Vertical Lime has issued a correction as of 01:06 on Mar 2, 2016

# ? Mar 2, 2016 01:04

Joementum: May 23, 2004; jesus christ

saints gambit posted:

Wasn't VA supposed to be a walk off for Rubio?

He's never been leading there in polling.

# ? Mar 2, 2016 01:04

farraday: Jan 10, 2007; Lower those eyebrows, young man. And the other one.

7:00:00 Polls close
7:00:01 States called.
7:00:02 People start whining about calling states before the votes are counted.

# ? Mar 2, 2016 01:04

steelninja: Sep 26, 2015

I am excited for Jeb!

Whos quietly at home.

# ? Mar 2, 2016 01:04

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.