SUPER TUESDAY MAR 1. 7pm ET. Hillary sighed as she drew her katana.

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Who will win the most delegates on Super Tuesday?
	Hillary Clinton
	Donald Trump
	Bernie Sanders
	Jim Gilmore
	Baby Hitler

Joementum: May 23, 2004; jesus christ

Peak Carson

https://twitter.com/eliotnelson/status/704864011570028544

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good loving god

# ? Mar 2, 2016 04:08

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

This is a.) a genius play to get a ton of coverage while tons of people are watching

and b.) kind of weird

# ? Mar 2, 2016 04:08

Xae: Jan 19, 2005

Bip Roberts posted:

But did Hillary betray us?

Or trade classified info for pussy.

# ? Mar 2, 2016 04:09

Pick: Jul 19, 2009; Nap Ghost

I hope to get along with Paul Ryan, the man I just threatened

# ? Mar 2, 2016 04:09

Combed Thunderclap: Jan 4, 2011

HOTLANTA MAN posted:

Hillary is going to eat this fucker alive in the first general debate

My only fear is that she'll hold back at first, Biden/Palin style, but I want this sick ego-driven dangerous piece of poo poo nuked from orbit, repeatedly, until nothing is left, as payback for the migraine I'm getting hearing him go on and on for 30 minutes straight oh god :barf:

# ? Mar 2, 2016 04:09

Danger Mahoney: Mar 19, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

HOTLANTA MAN posted:

Hillary is going to eat this fucker alive in the first general debate

Not a chance, dude is going to give her a high-energy poo poo right in her saggy old mouth

# ? Mar 2, 2016 04:09

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

smg77 posted:

Can Christie stand behind Trump at the debate?

Only if Biden can stand behind Hillary making his,"This loving guy!" face at Trump.

# ? Mar 2, 2016 04:09

Sheng-Ji Yang: Mar 5, 2014

mdemone posted:

Christie is confused by his finger

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babypolis: Nov 4, 2009

Xenophon posted:

As someone who routinely watches Trump speeches and reports the more interesting moments for the forums, I have to say, it's pretty hilarious seeing all y'alls reactions to this one

This is what he does, and has been doing, and will be doing

but hes usually not this sedate right?

# ? Mar 2, 2016 04:09

XboxPants: Jan 30, 2006; Steven doesn't want me watching him sleep anymore.

mdemone posted:

That's... it, you did it. I wasn't sure if someone was gonna catch it in a still image, but congrats! You've captured the spirit of a broken man. Truly art.

# ? Mar 2, 2016 04:09

AngryBooch: Sep 26, 2009

XK posted:

It seems like half the people in this thread have never seen Trump before. This is exactly how he's been speaking since June.

I'm amazed that this character has become the Republican leader. Amazed at how loving dumb the republican base is.

# ? Mar 2, 2016 04:09

mrs. nicholas sarkozy: Jan 1, 2006; ~let me see ya bounce that bounce that~

Lord Wexia posted:

People on the islands in the month of March aren't weird rich island people.

Good point

# ? Mar 2, 2016 04:10

Louisgod: Sep 25, 2003; Always Watching; Bread Liar

Sheng-ji Yang posted:

Christie is confused by his finger

He thinks it's a breakfast sausage

# ? Mar 2, 2016 04:10

FourLeaf: Dec 2, 2011

Christie's face is just permanently set on this bizarre expression, oh my god

# ? Mar 2, 2016 04:10

Fojar38: Sep 2, 2011; Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia

also here's a stupid take
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if this is trump in the general he is going to get loving steamrolled

# ? Mar 2, 2016 04:10

lamentable dustman: Apr 13, 2007; ððð

Sheng-ji Yang posted:

Christie is confused by his finger

they are just so short

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Shear Modulus: Jun 9, 2010

Mukaikubo posted:

NYT is still showing Trump as the probable winner, but he's in a distant third with 6% reporting; wish I knew how the NYT's model worked, because something is janky.

includes exit/entrance polls probably.

or likely projects yet-to-report precincts from correlations with reporting ones

# ? Mar 2, 2016 04:10

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

drat good closing to a bizarre, rambling speech.

# ? Mar 2, 2016 04:10

Pepe Silvia Browne: Jan 1, 2007

"This has been an amazing period of my life" Trump sounds like he's talking about summer camp

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Combed Thunderclap: Jan 4, 2011

Jerusalem posted:

Only if Biden can stand behind Hillary making his,"This loving guy!" face at Trump.

Biden can still run for VP right? :allears:

Yeah I know it's not going to happen but :allears:

# ? Mar 2, 2016 04:10

HOTLANTA MAN: Jul 4, 2010; by Hand Knit; Lipstick Apathy

Watching Joe Biden come after Trump is also going to be very cool

# ? Mar 2, 2016 04:10

RUM HAM: Sep 25, 2009

Reminder that Hilary sat in front of a GOP-heavy committee for like 12 hours and didn't flinch recently. She's going to literally walk up to Trump and slit his throat during the first national debate and then just expressionlessly glance toward the camera as she re-takes her podium to talk about policy.

# ? Mar 2, 2016 04:10

gregday: May 23, 2003

Louisgod posted:

He thinks it's a cocktail weenie

# ? Mar 2, 2016 04:10

Vertical Lime: Dec 11, 2004

https://twitter.com/richarddeitsch/status/704866113339969538

# ? Mar 2, 2016 04:10

Mukaikubo: Mar 14, 2006; "You treat her like a lady... and she'll always bring you home."

10% in on MN in decisiondesk, and it's Rubio-37, Cruz-27, Trump-20. I have literally no loving clue how the NYT is projecting Rubio in fourth.

Edit: WHAT entrance polls? I haven't found a drat one! And even decisiondesk doesn't know what returns are from what areas- it's not broken out by county or anything.

# ? Mar 2, 2016 04:10

RedQueen: Apr 21, 2007; It takes all the running you can do just to stay in the same place.

Trump is 3rd in MN

# ? Mar 2, 2016 04:10

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Fojar38 posted:

if this is trump in the general he is going to get loving steamrolled

this is trump all the time.

This is the man who has absolutely annihilated the republican party.

# ? Mar 2, 2016 04:11

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

THA TITTY THRILLER posted:

"This has been an amazing period of my life" Trump sounds like he's talking about summer camp

"What a long, strange trip it's been" Trump writes in Ben Carson's book at the end of the nomination campaign.

# ? Mar 2, 2016 04:11

XboxPants: Jan 30, 2006; Steven doesn't want me watching him sleep anymore.

Did Trump give Christie a little shove as he was walking him off the stage?

# ? Mar 2, 2016 04:11

Oil of Paris: Feb 13, 2004; 100% DIRTY; Nap Ghost

Amish posted:

Whoever said he looks like the cupcake dog Stains is 100% correct.

im dying lolling over this. its so true

# ? Mar 2, 2016 04:11

Errant Gin Monks: Oct 2, 2009; "Yeah..."
- Marshawn Lynch

Rubio is on CBSN and just got asked "Should you drop since you haven't won anything and support Cruz, who would be the best to defeat Trump."

Marco "No he isn't."

# ? Mar 2, 2016 04:11

shiksa: Nov 9, 2009; i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

Vertical Lime posted:

https://twitter.com/richarddeitsch/status/704866113339969538

Lmfao

# ? Mar 2, 2016 04:11

Amish: Nov 26, 2004; Murder is on the menu.

Sheng-ji Yang posted:

Christie is confused by his finger

he looks like my cat trying to comprehend another cat being inside of a cell phone

# ? Mar 2, 2016 04:11

Oil of Paris: Feb 13, 2004; 100% DIRTY; Nap Ghost

i cant even look at christie without thinking of that loving dog lol

# ? Mar 2, 2016 04:11

RUM HAM: Sep 25, 2009

Errant Gin Monks posted:

Rubio is on CBSN and just got asked "Should you drop since you haven't won anything and support Cruz, who would be the best to defeat Trump."

Marco "No he isn't."

Hahaha gently caress little Marco.

# ? Mar 2, 2016 04:11

slave to my cravings: Mar 1, 2007; Got my mind on doritos and doritos on my mind.

Rubio going full brokered convention mode

# ? Mar 2, 2016 04:11

Shear Modulus: Jun 9, 2010

THA TITTY THRILLER posted:

"This has been an amazing period of my life" Trump sounds like he's talking about summer camp

trump drops out tomorrow

# ? Mar 2, 2016 04:11

Venom Snake: Feb 19, 2014; by Nyc_Tattoo

Danger Mahoney posted:

Not a chance, dude is going to give her a high-energy poo poo right in her saggy old mouth

dude ran out of the room crying after a woman asked to breastfeed her child trump is the biggest weak baby to ever exist.

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Jewel Repetition: Dec 24, 2012; Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

All the dummies in here who've been following the Democratic race but not the Republican one so they don't know what a Trump speech is like.

# ? Mar 2, 2016 04:12

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