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Who will win the most delegates on Super Tuesday?
Hillary Clinton
Donald Trump
Bernie Sanders
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Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
If Rubio wins MN and Trump comes in 3rd that shits over literally half the speech he just gave.

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Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Trump won Leicester, Vermont 52-27. I assume most of that is from the unincorporated township of Satan's Kingdom, which is within Leicester.

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
https://twitter.com/benshapiro/status/704864158177632257

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
what the gently caress just happened

Errant Gin Monks
Oct 2, 2009

"Yeah..."
- Marshawn Lynch
:hawksin:
Rubio denying polls about him losing Florida and pimping his website.

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

Joementum posted:

Trump won Leicester, Vermont 52-27. I assume most of that is from the unincorporated township of Satan's Kingdom, which is within Leicester.

Jesus I've never wanted to move more. I wonder how far that is from where my mom lives in vt

Xenophon
Jun 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Grimey Drawer

babypolis posted:

but hes usually not this sedate right?

Not at all. But it is long past his bedtime in NYC.

Republicans
Oct 14, 2003

- More money for us

- Fuck you


Combed Thunderclap
Jan 4, 2011




Jeb's goony face finally masked as the Phantom of the Opera

Agronox
Feb 4, 2005

Combed Thunderclap posted:

My only fear is that she'll hold back at first, Biden/Palin style, but I want this sick ego-driven dangerous piece of poo poo nuked from orbit, repeatedly, until nothing is left, as payback for the migraine I'm getting hearing him go on and on for 30 minutes straight oh god :barf:

Excuse me! Excuse me.

Hillary is a MESS.

Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

If Rubio wins MN and Trump comes in 3rd that shits over literally half the speech he just gave.

It doesn't matter. The speech is out, people heard it and got the message, it's over now. Who cares about Minnesota now? Let's start talking about Florida.

SNAKES N CAKES
Sep 6, 2005

DAVID GAIDER
Lead Writer

Schnorkles posted:

what the gently caress just happened

MSNBC is reporting that Trump looked presidential tonight.

Assepoester
Jul 18, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Melman v2
Reminder

Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

Elmer Fudd is calling in to CSPAN right now...

slave to my cravings
Mar 1, 2007

Got my mind on doritos and doritos on my mind.
Charlie rose sticking it to Rubio lmao

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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the best part is that this joke is too smart for either jeb or trump voters

Xenophanes
Nov 8, 2015

SNAKES N CAKES posted:

The NYT projects a fourth place finish for Rubio in MN.

The MN repub caucus I was at had 7x the turnout of 2012 and about 50% more than the most they prepared for and it clearly went for Rubio by a very large margin. Not sure if MN does proportionality by district (4th district) or by state, but the Twin Cities caught the Marcomentum hard.

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

Snobs vs Slobs, IMO.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
UPDATE: Ted Cruz is not win Montpelier, Vermont, the only state capital without a McDonalds. John Kasich won it after the NYT updated Cruz's vote count there from 333 to the correct 33.

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

SNAKES N CAKES posted:

MSNBC is reporting that Trump looked presidential tonight.

Well, fantastic.

Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

Cruz is up next. He's literally at "Redneck Country Club".

Errant Gin Monks
Oct 2, 2009

"Yeah..."
- Marshawn Lynch
:hawksin:
Now Rubio has repeated his line about the KKK 5 times in this 5 minute interview.

Danger Mahoney
Mar 19, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
Real talk Trump is going to keep steamrolling all the way till October and DnD types will keep shaking their head wondering if they're hallucinating or something.

The October Surprise is gonna be Trump getting suicided because come on everyone knows not to gently caress with the Clintons.

VR Native American
May 1, 2009
Gun Saliva
Oh hey Ted Cr*BARF*

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
An alright dude.
Cruz getting some good pops from the class.

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

Fojar38 posted:

the best part is that this joke is too smart for either jeb or trump voters

I wouldn't call phantom of the loving opera especially highbrow

mistermojo
Jul 3, 2004

ANGRY VOTERS

SNAKES N CAKES
Sep 6, 2005

DAVID GAIDER
Lead Writer
ugh Cruz giving a triumphant speech

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


gently caress dan patrick

facebook jihad
Dec 18, 2007

by R. Guyovich
Trump loving owns

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
im all those voters

TotalHell
Feb 22, 2005

Roman Reigns fights CM Punk in fantasy warld. Lotsa violins, so littl kids cant red it.


oh hey it's anthropomorphized mayonnaise Ted Cruz

HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

by Hand Knit
Lipstick Apathy
that black guy does not look happy to be there

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo

shiksa posted:

I wouldn't call phantom of the loving opera especially highbrow

lol were talking about the GOP here

SNAKES N CAKES
Sep 6, 2005

DAVID GAIDER
Lead Writer
Looking forward to seeing the Democratic readers' reaction to seeing Ted Cruz speak for the first time.

A Neurotic Jew
Feb 17, 2012

by exmarx

Pittsburgh Lambic
Feb 16, 2011
when they all yell CRUUUUUUUZ it sounds like they're booing him

BUG JUG
Feb 17, 2005



http://giphy.com/gifs/3o7abFFNynQCggMza8

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
An alright dude.
Cruz stating he will reign down fire on the country first day in office.

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Mukaikubo
Mar 14, 2006

"You treat her like a lady... and she'll always bring you home."

Xenophanes posted:

The MN repub caucus I was at had 7x the turnout of 2012 and about 50% more than the most they prepared for and it clearly went for Rubio by a very large margin. Not sure if MN does proportionality by district (4th district) or by state, but the Twin Cities caught the Marcomentum hard.

I feel like I'm going mad. The votes coming in are hugely anti-Trump and pro-Rubio, there is no exit poll that I can find, and there's no way to tell if the precincts coming in are innately pro-Rubio or not, but NYT is stubbornly sticking to Rubio 4th place.

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