SUPER TUESDAY MAR 1. 7pm ET. Hillary sighed as she drew her katana.

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Who will win the most delegates on Super Tuesday?
	Hillary Clinton
	Donald Trump
	Bernie Sanders
	Jim Gilmore
	Baby Hitler

Hollismason: Jun 30, 2007; An alright dude.

Joementum posted:

I really don't think I could be happier. The choice the GOP has tomorrow is Ted Cruz or Donald Trump.

This is going to be amazing.

It is a gift.

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# ? Jun 10, 2024 22:34

Combed Thunderclap: Jan 4, 2011

HOTLANTA MAN posted:

a republican citing JFK.

A Republican

citing

JFK

Yeah the GOP loves dumping random past presidents' stuff into their speeches, it's hilarious.

# ? Mar 2, 2016 04:21

RUM HAM: Sep 25, 2009

HOTLANTA MAN posted:

a republican citing JFK.

A Republican

citing

JFK

we are officially living in a simulation

# ? Mar 2, 2016 04:21

shiksa: Nov 9, 2009; i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

Errant Gin Monks posted:

Not to say it's highbrow but I have gone and seen it and it's entertaining. Better than about 95% of the movies that come out these days.

Anyway back to politics! gently caress Rubio,

I wasn't implying it sucks, but it's like cats level of saturation as far as plays go adn there's been like three movie adaptations.

# ? Mar 2, 2016 04:21

SpiderHyphenMan: Apr 1, 2010; by Fluffdaddy

Oh hey Rubio might actually win Minnesota.

# ? Mar 2, 2016 04:21

Shark Sandwich: Sep 6, 2010; by R. Guyovich

lol rubio has to do a debate after this shitshow

# ? Mar 2, 2016 04:21

Joementum: May 23, 2004; jesus christ

MSNBC interrupts Cruz to declare Trump wins Arkansas.

I love the trolls in the MSNBC control room tonight.

# ? Mar 2, 2016 04:21

euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

Has American Politics ever been better

# ? Mar 2, 2016 04:21

Youth Decay: Aug 18, 2015

Lmao Cruz got owned mid-speech

# ? Mar 2, 2016 04:21

BI NOW GAY LATER: Jan 17, 2008; So people stop asking, the "Bi" in my username is a reference to my love for the two greatest collegiate sports programs in the world, the Virginia Tech Hokies and the Marshall Thundering Herd.

Monohydrate posted:

we are officially living in a simulation

# ? Mar 2, 2016 04:22

Zoran: Aug 19, 2008; I lost to you once, monster. I shall not lose again! Die now, that our future can live!

"President Obama's TARP bailout"

lol

# ? Mar 2, 2016 04:22

mrs. nicholas sarkozy: Jan 1, 2006; ~let me see ya bounce that bounce that~

Mokelumne Trekka posted:

I honestly thought Massachusetts would vote more along the lines of what Minnesota is doing tonight. I thought Massachusetts was a very liberal state therefore conservatives are moderate and reasonable.

Trump pretty much appeals to exactly the same people as Scott Brown did, so it's not that surprising. Angry white men with trucks.

# ? Mar 2, 2016 04:22

Vertical Lime: Dec 11, 2004

https://twitter.com/daveweigel/status/704869184149299200

# ? Mar 2, 2016 04:22

HOTLANTA MAN: Jul 4, 2010; by Hand Knit; Lipstick Apathy

Abolish the IRS good luck with that

# ? Mar 2, 2016 04:22

Combed Thunderclap: Jan 4, 2011

SpiderHyphenMan posted:

Oh hey Rubio might actually win Minnesota.

Ugh, I was really hoping for a full non-Rubio sweep. :sigh:

# ? Mar 2, 2016 04:22

The Nastier Nate: May 22, 2005; All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!; Yams Fan

If Rubio wins MN, and knocks Trump to 3rd, that's literally the best case scenario to keep the circus going for Trump to rack up 2:1 delegates in the next contests.
Rubio and Cruz will get to keep pissing over each about who is the better anti-Trump, while both of them continue to get crushed.

# ? Mar 2, 2016 04:22

BI NOW GAY LATER: Jan 17, 2008; So people stop asking, the "Bi" in my username is a reference to my love for the two greatest collegiate sports programs in the world, the Virginia Tech Hokies and the Marshall Thundering Herd.

Youth Decay posted:

Lmao Cruz got owned mid-speech

no one watching msnbc is voting for cruz lmao

# ? Mar 2, 2016 04:22

VR Native American: May 1, 2009; Gun Saliva

Cruz how are you gonna look up Donald's tax returns if you can the IRS?

# ? Mar 2, 2016 04:22

Venom Snake: Feb 19, 2014; by Nyc_Tattoo

Cruz is going all in to stump the trump

# ? Mar 2, 2016 04:22

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

trump is gonna be president lol

# ? Mar 2, 2016 04:22

Joementum: May 23, 2004; jesus christ

HOTLANTA MAN posted:

a republican citing JFK.

A Republican

citing

JFK

JFK was actually quite conservative and a terrible President.

# ? Mar 2, 2016 04:22

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

So Rubio looks to have a clear win coming in Minnesota of all places?

# ? Mar 2, 2016 04:23

Combed Thunderclap: Jan 4, 2011

I would love for Cruz's DOJ to investigate Planned Parenthood and find absolutely nothing.

# ? Mar 2, 2016 04:23

TyrantWD: Nov 6, 2010; Ignore my doomerism, I don't think better things are possible

The NoVA numbers have to be worrying for Trump. VA would shift from purple to blue with him as the nominee, and if you can't win the rich white vote, what path do you take to the presidency?

# ? Mar 2, 2016 04:23

Proposition Joe: Oct 8, 2010; He was a good man

Joementum posted:

[INSERT US PRESIDENT HERE] was actually quite conservative and a terrible President.

# ? Mar 2, 2016 04:23

nah thanks: Jun 18, 2004; Take me out.

Sheng-ji Yang posted:

Christie is confused by his finger

He can't believe how tiny it is.

# ? Mar 2, 2016 04:23

SNAKES N CAKES: Sep 6, 2005; DAVID GAIDER
Lead Writer

Thanks, NYT

# ? Mar 2, 2016 04:23

Joementum: May 23, 2004; jesus christ

Joementum posted:

JFK was actually quite conservative and a terrible President.

I mean, better than Nixon obviously, but that's a low bar.

# ? Mar 2, 2016 04:23

Sheng-Ji Yang: Mar 5, 2014

cruz is making trump seem pretty great at the moment

# ? Mar 2, 2016 04:23

RedQueen: Apr 21, 2007; It takes all the running you can do just to stay in the same place.

This is like watching literal children. I will do x! (CHEER!). Trump will do y. (BOOOO!)

# ? Mar 2, 2016 04:23

Firebert: Aug 16, 2004

HOTLANTA MAN posted:

a republican citing JFK.

A Republican

citing

JFK

Republicans like to claim JFK as one of their own because of a handful of stances he had, ignoring, you know, Teddy and RFK and JFK, Jr. and everyone else in his family.

# ? Mar 2, 2016 04:23

HOTLANTA MAN: Jul 4, 2010; by Hand Knit; Lipstick Apathy

what does "catastrotic" mean?

# ? Mar 2, 2016 04:24

BI NOW GAY LATER: Jan 17, 2008; So people stop asking, the "Bi" in my username is a reference to my love for the two greatest collegiate sports programs in the world, the Virginia Tech Hokies and the Marshall Thundering Herd.

Sheng-ji Yang posted:

cruz is making trump seem pretty great at the moment

to who?

# ? Mar 2, 2016 04:24

Bip Roberts: Mar 29, 2005

Does anyone know where to find super-local results from Minnesota? I want to know how my precinct did but was too lazy to wait for them to announce in person.

# ? Mar 2, 2016 04:24

Fuck You And Diebold: Sep 15, 2004; by Athanatos

Vertical Lime posted:

https://twitter.com/daveweigel/status/704869184149299200

Did Rubio ever commit to cpac?

# ? Mar 2, 2016 04:24

The Nastier Nate: May 22, 2005; All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!; Yams Fan

HOTLANTA MAN posted:

Abolish the IRS good luck with that

I never understood the plan to abolish the IRS. Does that mean we're all gonna be on the honor system when it comes to paying taxes? Just put a jar out in front of the white house and every April 15th we'll all just come by and drop a wad of cash in.

# ? Mar 2, 2016 04:24