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AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

Hijo Del Helmsley posted:

I love that every insane spending scenario for Jax is...totally possible.

David Caldwell is gonna make it RAIN.
I'm just really worried that no one is going to want to go to Jax because Gus Bradley is likely viewed as a lame duck HC unless the team really turns it around in 2016 and gets into the playoffs confidently.



AAA DOLFAN posted:

Smith already left Florida for KC. I'd love him back in MIami.
Derp I totally forgot about that. Well then he needs to come back to Florida.

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Big Ol Marsh Pussy
Jan 7, 2007

Mel Mudkiper posted:

So how comes his teammate let him down by fumbling but he didn't let the team down by getting a penalty that put them in FG range?

that falls under the "he is an rear end in a top hat" part

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Bort Bortles posted:

I'm just really worried that no one is going to want to go to Jax because Gus Bradley is likely viewed as a lame duck HC unless the team really turns it around in 2016 and gets into the playoffs confidently

Considering your division its possible

The Puppy Bowl
Jan 31, 2013

A dog, in the house.

*woof*

WHOOPS posted:

I wait to see the actual extension numbers cause odds are the Ravens are just kicking the can. His contract already had $25m in prorated bonuses left, so how they convert his high base salaries will be interesting. I expect they're signing themselves up for a situation similar to what the Saints got themselves into with Brees.

Flacco nowhere near as old as Brees and the second he's gone we're in rebuild anyway. Who cares if you're down an additional 15 mil that your franchise QB took on his way out?

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Mel Mudkiper posted:

If I were Paul Allen I would walk into every owner's meeting like "What's up you loving losers"

Can he do that in NBA meetings too?

I have no idea if Allen is richer than Balmer

WHOOPS
Nov 6, 2009

The Puppy Bowl posted:

Flacco nowhere near as old as Brees and the second he's gone we're in rebuild anyway. Who cares if you're down an additional 15 mil that your franchise QB took on his way out?

Flacco will be 37 by the end of this extension, the same age Brees is now.

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Ross Angeles posted:

Can he do that in NBA meetings too?

I have no idea if Allen is richer than Balmer

I imagine Paul Allen and Steve Balmer sit beside each other at owners meetings and flick paper footballs at the other dudes

Also Balmer is crazy richer

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

WHOOPS posted:

Flacco will be 37 by the end of this extension, the same age Brees is now.

Brees is 37? :stare:

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

CyberPingu posted:

Brees is 37? :stare:

Is this really surprising? Dude was drafted a year after Tom Brady

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

Ross Angeles posted:

Is this really surprising? Dude was drafted a year after Tom Brady

I should probably mention i didnt start watching the NFL until like 2005, and didnt really become aware of Brees until like 2008

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
Ross owns like a million square feet on Manhattan so that's not surprising

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

I knew Terry Pegula was rich (he owns like, every sports team in western New York) but I didn't know he'd crack the top 10 in the NFL.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

https://twitter.com/ravens/status/705073462151290880

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

Hijo Del Helmsley posted:

I knew Terry Pegula was rich (he owns like, every sports team in western New York) but I didn't know he'd crack the top 10 in the NFL.
Yeah I knew Shad was rich but I did not know he would be in the top 5.

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009


I want this GIF projected onto my eyes 24/7

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.
I am not sure they really sat down and considered the imagery of their QB literally throwing a championship away

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

Mel Mudkiper posted:

If I were Paul Allen I would walk into every owner's meeting like "What's up you loving losers"

If I were Allen I'd show up to every meeting in my big-rear end yacht...even if the meeting were in Phoenix.

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer

4 RING SHRIMP posted:

Let he who has not cheated on their pregnant girlfriend cast the first stone

Cool, Brady has to come to me though I have no vacation time.

The Puppy Bowl
Jan 31, 2013

A dog, in the house.

*woof*

Mel Mudkiper posted:

I am not sure they really sat down and considered the imagery of their QB literally throwing a championship away

I was gonna say.

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/705065914320986112

Imagine what his basement looks like with this kind of money :allears:

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

Mystic Stylez posted:

https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/705065914320986112

Imagine what his basement looks like with this kind of money :allears:

x ∞

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer

marauderthirty posted:

Lmao I still don't see how you put that game in Hill's hands when he has butterfingers like all loving season

Giovanni Bernard was otherwise occupied vomiting and trying to remember his childhood.

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge


I'd expect 26 pound gummi bear to be bigger. Gummi must just be really dense.


Anyway, Flacco resigning owns and he is elite.

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

Eifert Posting posted:

Giovanni Bernard was otherwise occupied vomiting and trying to remember his childhood.
I still cant believe that that hit was not flagged or fined. Shazier clearly lead with the crown of his helmet.

Parmesan Basil
Nov 12, 2008

TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

Bort Bortles posted:

I still cant believe that that hit was not flagged or fined. Shazier clearly lead with the crown of his helmet.

I can. Steelers do this poo poo all the time.

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?
I would unironically switch to the Ravens if Joe Flacco personally bought and brought this to me, mainly because after eating that gummi I would fall into a coma and die

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer

Bort Bortles posted:

I still cant believe that that hit was not flagged or fined. Shazier clearly lead with the crown of his helmet.

I can't believe anyone is surprised. NFL punishments are reactionary and arbitrary. Has been at least since Goodell.

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

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It was kind of funny watching the announcers and Mike Carey trying to justify the wildly inconsistent calls on helmet to helmet

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

Mel Mudkiper posted:

It was kind of funny watching the announcers and Mike Carey trying to justify the wildly inconsistent calls on helmet to helmet

Good thing you are a Broncos fan and had no emotional investment in that game

Blarfk
Dec 26, 2003

Parmesan Basil posted:

I can. Steelers do this poo poo all the time.

It's part of their culture of viciousness dont ya know

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Mystic Stylez posted:

Good thing you are a Broncos fan and had no emotional investment in that game

I had to find out who our opponent was!

It was a good thing those cheating dirty Bengals injured so many Steelers otherwise we might have had a challenge against that amazing Pittsburgh team

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

WHOOPS posted:

It's like siblings getting in trouble.

"Why are you guys so mad at me? Jeremy's the one who fumbled the ball :qq:".

I mean, Burfict had literally JUST caught the game-sealing interception on the previous play.

Parmesan Basil
Nov 12, 2008

TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

Blarfk posted:

It's part of their culture of viciousness dont ya know

I know. drat those yinzer sons of bitches

Thaddius the Large
Jul 5, 2006

It's in the five-hole!

achillesforever6 posted:

I would unironically switch to the Ravens if Joe Flacco personally bought and brought this to me, mainly because after eating that gummi I would fall into a coma and die

Nah, just go for the sugar free one, then there'd be no coma. Sure you'd poop yourself to death, but c'est la vie.

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer

Chilichimp posted:

I mean, Burfict had literally JUST caught the game-sealing interception on the previous play.

Yup. I think it's perfectly reasonable to say that he's showing a major character flaw by throwing a teammate under the bus but his reaction is understandable because he had literally put a win on the table for the offense after they chucklefucked their way through the game.

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

https://twitter.com/sgellison/status/705105533280374784
https://twitter.com/Ravens/status/705102670248304640
how can you hate this man

how can you think he's not elite

how can you wish he doesn't win four more super bowls

what is it like to be crazy

Mystic Stylez fucked around with this message at 20:31 on Mar 2, 2016

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH

Mel Mudkiper posted:

If I were Paul Allen I would walk into every owner's meeting like "What's up you loving losers"

Isn't that what he did during the whole LA stadium thing to get it to happen?

Parmesan Basil
Nov 12, 2008

TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

Mystic Stylez posted:

https://twitter.com/sgellison/status/705105533280374784
https://twitter.com/Ravens/status/705102670248304640
how can you hate this man

how can you think he's not elite

how can you wish he doesn't win four more super bowls

what is it like to be crazy

Trade him away so I can like him.

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

Joe Flacco leaves his phone on the roof his car and still has it, Andy Dalton loses his luggage not once but two times

take it as you will :wink:

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a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Bad Moon posted:

Isn't that what he did during the whole LA stadium thing to get it to happen?

No, Jerry Jones did that

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