GOP Detroit Debate March 3, 9 PM ET FOX News: Dick jokes happened

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Who will win tonight's debate?
	Donald Trump
	Ted Cruz
	Marco Rubio
	John Kasich
	Baby Hitler
	Megyn Kelly

SNAKES N CAKES: Sep 6, 2005; DAVID GAIDER
Lead Writer

Mitt Romney posted:

They aren't asking the not-Trumps for any specifics

This is to Trump's advantage though. Rubio and Cruz currently have zero replayable moments in this debate. If this continues, the verdict will be "it's over."

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Slow News Day: Jul 4, 2007

Joementum posted:

https://twitter.com/alexburnsNYT/status/705587277951594496

Didn't want to offend his Saudi business associates!

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GrimGypsy: Mar 27, 2007

Trump isn't doing as well as you guys think, btw.

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Montasque: Jul 18, 2003; Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven

Needs More Ditka posted:

other than a booger, what did cruz do to get put below little rubio?

It was mostly the booger thing. Really him and Rubio are currently equally hosed.

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Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

Unmerciful posted:

Trump just announced before the debate on Twitter that Sessions would be a National Security adviser (oh god help us) - why wouldn't he answer with that and stick it to Cruz? Thought it was a layup

He's been missing obvious layups from Kasich too, maybe he's off. Stewing about his tiny hands

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triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

VIDEOS!!!!

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Joe 30330: Dec 20, 2007; "We have this notion that if you're poor, you cannot do it. Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids."

As the audience reluctantly began to applaud during the silence, Biden tried to fix his remarks.

"Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids -- no, I really mean it." Biden said.

oh poo poo megyn's got videotape

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But Rocks Hurt Head: Jun 30, 2003; by Hand Knit; Pillbug

TRAP SPRUNG

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McGlockenshire: Dec 16, 2005; GOLLOCKS!

Oh poo poo he's not gonna escape the tape

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GamingHyena: Jul 25, 2003; Devil's Advocate

Ruh Roh it's time to go to the tape!

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Shark Sandwich: Sep 6, 2010; by R. Guyovich

So is Trumped stumped? I don't have access to this shitshow right now

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Alien Arcana: Feb 14, 2012; You're related to soup, Admiral.

Christ could they make this any more obvious

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mannerup: Jan 11, 2004; ♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

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♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬

lmao first slides now videos

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Trash Trick: Apr 17, 2014

VIDEO AMBUSH :siren:

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PostNouveau: Sep 3, 2011; VY till I die; Grimey Drawer

Is Trump going to take a shot at her after this clip?

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Despera: Jun 6, 2011

Meygn pulls her trap card

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PostNouveau: Sep 3, 2011; VY till I die; Grimey Drawer

Is Trump going to take a shot at her after this clip?

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sexpig by night: Sep 8, 2011; by Azathoth

cliiiiiiiiiiiiiips

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Joe 30330: Dec 20, 2007; "We have this notion that if you're poor, you cannot do it. Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids."

As the audience reluctantly began to applaud during the silence, Biden tried to fix his remarks.

"Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids -- no, I really mean it." Biden said.

trumping intensifies

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Here To Help: Aug 16, 2008

*said while chopping wildly with giant hands*

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Bread Set Jettison: Jan 8, 2009

Oh poo poo calling him out

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Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

Hahahaha not gonna let Trump dodge out on these clips from the Iowa debate

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Oiled and Ready: Oct 11, 2004; He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

McGlockenshire posted:

Oh poo poo he's not gonna escape the tape

TAPE RELEASED
TAPE RELEASED
TAPE RELEASED

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Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

GrimGypsy posted:

Trump isn't doing as well as you guys think, btw.

Trump never does well in debates

But no one else is really doing very well either. Rubio sounds completely beat.

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Mitt Romney: Nov 9, 2005; dumb and bad

Logikv9 posted:

Calling it now: those Daily Show-type videoclips of hypocrisy, but only for Trump.

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RUM HAM: Sep 25, 2009

Alien Arcana posted:

Christ could they make this any more obvious

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logikv9: Mar 5, 2009; Ham Wrangler

loving called it

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triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

lmao

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Joementum: May 23, 2004; jesus christ

Of course the videos of Trump aren't actually videos of Trump because media shows let him call in, which nobody else gets to do.

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Vladimir Putin: Mar 17, 2007; by R. Guyovich

Montasque posted:

It was mostly the booger thing. Really him and Rubio are currently equally hosed.

Yeah both of them suck.

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i say swears online: Mar 4, 2005

HITJOB

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Bread Set Jettison: Jan 8, 2009

Im loving dying

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Fish Of Doom: Aug 18, 2004; I'm too awake for this to be a nightmare

Slideshow time

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Puppy Galaxy: Aug 1, 2004

i'm gonna loving cum

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GrimGypsy: Mar 27, 2007

Trump on being confronted with his flip flopping: We're gonna be here a long time

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mightygerm: Jun 29, 2002

This is just going to reinforce his 'dishonest media' shtick.

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WampaLord: Jan 14, 2010

Despera posted:

Meygn pulls her trap card

Trump has activate it!

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Needs More Ditka: Dec 3, 2005; We are ruthless and ask no quarter from you. When our turn comes we shall not disguise our terrorism.

they're daring trump to run 3rd party at this point

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Joe 30330: Dec 20, 2007; "We have this notion that if you're poor, you cannot do it. Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids."

As the audience reluctantly began to applaud during the silence, Biden tried to fix his remarks.

"Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids -- no, I really mean it." Biden said.

sounds lke we've just released the tapes folks, now cruz can rest soundly

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rivetz: Sep 22, 2000; Soiled Meat

What the Christly gently caress, a 120-second booby trap

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