The Simpsons Quote Thread - Put a sock in it, Roy

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Space Cadet Omoly: Jan 15, 2014; ~Groovy~

Mr Lance Murdock posted:

You shot who in the what, now?

I'd kill you if I had my gun. :argh:

# ? Mar 4, 2016 19:46

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# ? May 24, 2024 02:45

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Root Bear posted:

I thought this quote would be fun and exciting, like that movie "Spaceballs" but instead I find it painful and disturbing like that movie "Police Academy"

STEALING! How could you? Why do you think I took you to see all those "Police Academy" movies, FOR FUN? I DIDN'T HEAR ANYONE LAUGHING, DID YOU? Except at that guy who made sound effects.

*makes bad sound effects*

Now where was I? Oh, yeah: stay away from my booze.

# ? Mar 4, 2016 19:48

CatchrNdRy: Mar 15, 2005; Receiver of the Rye.

TMMadman posted:

STEALING! How could you? Why do you think I took you to see all those "Police Academy" movies, FOR FUN? I DIDN'T HEAR ANYONE LAUGHING, DID YOU? Except at that guy who made sound effects.

*makes bad sound effects*

Now where was I? Oh, yeah: stay away from my booze.

TMMadman is a loser,
(and I think he is a boozer)

# ? Mar 4, 2016 20:22

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

CatchrNdRy posted:

TMMadman is a loser,
(and I think he is a boozer)

CatchrNdRy, I feel about as low as Root Bear when she found out she missed Tailhook.

# ? Mar 4, 2016 20:45

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

TMMadman posted:

CatchrNdRy, I feel about as low as Root Bear when she found out she missed Tailhook.

Oh, Madmanatthew, I feel like St. Augustine of Hippo after his conversion by Ambrose of Milan. :angel:

# ? Mar 4, 2016 20:50

CatchrNdRy: Mar 15, 2005; Receiver of the Rye.

TMMadman posted:

CatchrNdRy, I feel about as low as Root Bear when she found out she missed Tailhook.

When I first heard about the operation, I was against it. But then I thought, if Root Bear wants to be a woman, so be it!

# ? Mar 4, 2016 20:53

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

IMJack posted:

Oh, Madmanatthew, I feel like St. Augustine of Hippo after his conversion by Ambrose of Milan.

Wow! Joseph of Arimathea! 26 conversions in A.D. 46.

# ? Mar 4, 2016 21:03

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

TMMadman posted:

Wow! Joseph of Arimathea! 26 conversions in A.D. 46.

You only winged him, now he's a Unitarian! :gonk:

# ? Mar 4, 2016 21:27

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

TMMadman posted:

Wow! Joseph of Arimathea! 26 conversions in A.D. 46.

I introduced Christianity to Mongolia.

It didn't take, but it was with a try.

# ? Mar 4, 2016 21:51

Boardroom Jimmy: Aug 20, 2006; Ahhh ballet

Jerusalem posted:

You only winged him, now he's a Unitarian!

I've appeared in over eight thousand visions and that's the lamest reply I've ever heard.

# ? Mar 4, 2016 22:03

Justice Sloth: Jun 10, 2012; Damn skippy.

IMJack posted:

I introduced Christianity to Mongolia.

It didn't take, but it was with a try.

Hello IMJack, I'm Genghis Khan. You'll go where I go, defile what I defile, eat who I eat, hm?

# ? Mar 4, 2016 22:03

Deviant: Sep 26, 2003; i've forgotten all of your names.

Justice Sloth posted:

Hello IMJack, I'm Genghis Khan. You'll go where I go, defile what I defile, eat who I eat, hm?

That's good!

# ? Mar 4, 2016 22:24

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Boardroom Jimmy posted:

I've appeared in over eight thousand visions and that's the lamest reply I've ever heard.

Did you know Kinchloe had a radio in the coffeepot!?! :haw:

# ? Mar 4, 2016 22:29

MrSlam: Apr 25, 2014; And there you sat, eating hamburgers while the world cried.

Deviant posted:

That's good!

The quotes contain Potassium Benzoate...

...

...that's bad.

# ? Mar 5, 2016 00:50

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Jerusalem posted:

Did you know Kinchloe had a radio in the coffeepot!?!

Jerusalem, your mortal enemy's on the radio!

It's time for more deeeeeeee-mentia, with Dr. Demento!

# ? Mar 5, 2016 00:59

Doctor_Fruitbat: Jun 2, 2013

Mr Lance Murdock posted:

Wait? Which ones Root Bear again?
He's the one who likes Police Academy movies and Hummel figurines.

Mr Lance Murdock, you know who I'm talking about, right? He drove that blue car?

# ? Mar 5, 2016 01:00

CatchrNdRy: Mar 15, 2005; Receiver of the Rye.

Doctor_Fruitbat posted:

Mr Lance Murdock, you know who I'm talking about, right? He drove that blue car?

Look at that dog!

Isn't that something

# ? Mar 5, 2016 02:09

Writer Cath: Apr 1, 2007; Box. Flipped.; Plaster Town Cop

Doctor_Fruitbat posted:

Mr Lance Murdock, you know who I'm talking about, right? He drove that blue car?

Batman?

# ? Mar 5, 2016 02:18

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Writer Cath posted:

Batman?

IT'S NOT BATMAN! :mad:

# ? Mar 5, 2016 02:22

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

CatchrNdRy posted:

Look at that dog!

Isn't that something

Almost got tenure, too!

# ? Mar 5, 2016 02:37

Root Bear: Nov 15, 2004; DARKEST SKETCH

CatchrNdRy posted:

When I first heard about the operation, I was against it. But then I thought, if Root Bear wants to be a woman, so be it!

I don't know what you've got planned for tonight CatchrNdRy, but leave me out!

# ? Mar 5, 2016 04:11

Writer Cath: Apr 1, 2007; Box. Flipped.; Plaster Town Cop

Mister Kingdom posted:

IT'S NOT BATMAN!

Steak?

# ? Mar 5, 2016 04:13

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

Writer Cath posted:

Steak?

Will now be "chub night".

# ? Mar 5, 2016 04:39

The Nastier Nate: May 22, 2005; All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!; Yams Fan

IMJack posted:

Will now be "chub night".

Lousy meat eating scum!

# ? Mar 5, 2016 05:17

Class3KillStorm: Feb 17, 2011

The Nastier Nate posted:

Lousy meat eating scum!

Don't kid yourself, Nastier Nate. If a cow ever got the chance, he'd eat you and everyone you care about!

# ? Mar 5, 2016 05:27

Do over Ham: Mar 20, 2009

TMMadman posted:

You know those quotes that are, like, quadruple quotes?

DizzyBum posted:

I'm seein' double here! Four quotes!

The Nastier Nate posted:

Slow down, The Simpsons quote thread is for regular quoting, not for fancy quoting.

# ? Mar 5, 2016 05:44

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

The Nastier Nate posted:

Lousy meat eating scum!

Lousy Smarch weather!

# ? Mar 5, 2016 13:50

Mr Lance Murdock: Feb 29, 2008; Bones heal. Chicks dig scars. And the United States of America has the best doctor-to-daredevil ratio in the world

Doctor_Fruitbat posted:

Mr Lance Murdock, you know who I'm talking about, right? He drove that blue car?

That Spanish guy who fought all the windmills? Whats his name? The Man of La Mancha?

# ? Mar 5, 2016 16:13

Root Bear: Nov 15, 2004; DARKEST SKETCH

Mr Lance Murdock posted:

That Spanish guy who fought all the windmills? Whats his name? The Man of La Mancha?

Don Quixote?

# ? Mar 5, 2016 19:05

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

Balzac!

# ? Mar 5, 2016 19:06

Baka-nin: Jan 25, 2015

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Balzac!

No need for potty mouth just cos you can't think of anything.

# ? Mar 5, 2016 20:02

Class3KillStorm: Feb 17, 2011

Mr Lance Murdock posted:

That Spanish guy who fought all the windmills? Whats his name? The Man of La Mancha?

He became Francine in '76. Then he joined that cult. I think his name is Mother Shabubu now.

# ? Mar 5, 2016 20:59

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Class3KillStorm posted:

He became Francine in '76. Then he joined that cult. I think his name is Mother Shabubu now.

That's the worst name I ever heard.

# ? Mar 5, 2016 21:10

Mr Lance Murdock: Feb 29, 2008; Bones heal. Chicks dig scars. And the United States of America has the best doctor-to-daredevil ratio in the world

Mister Kingdom posted:

That's the worst name I ever heard.

His names Gunnar and he dates my mom. Sometimes he buys us beer.

# ? Mar 5, 2016 21:44

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Mr Lance Murdock posted:

His names Gunnar and he dates my mom. Sometimes he buys us beer.

Furthermore to this beer, I would also like three of your finest, cheapest cigars. Here's my ID which confirms my adultivity.

# ? Mar 5, 2016 21:54

Everything Counts: Oct 10, 2012; Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

TMMadman posted:

Furthermore to this beer, I would also like three of your finest, cheapest cigars. Here's my ID which confirms my adultivity.

Oh, pardon me Class3KillStorm, if that is your real name--TMMadman--but your phony credit card is no good here. Now make like my pants, and split.

# ? Mar 5, 2016 22:58

Root Bear: Nov 15, 2004; DARKEST SKETCH

TMMadman posted:

Furthermore to this beer, I would also like three of your finest, cheapest cigars. Here's my ID which confirms my adultivity.

That ID is nothing but a cheap $2000 forgery! :mad:

# ? Mar 6, 2016 02:16

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

Root Bear posted:

That ID is nothing but a cheap $2000 forgery!

Mister Bear: your U.S. passport, Social Security card, birth certificate, and death certificate.

Just hold on to that one in your safe-deposit box.

# ? Mar 6, 2016 03:21

CatchrNdRy: Mar 15, 2005; Receiver of the Rye.

Root Bear posted:

Don Quixote?

Well, who was it?

# ? Mar 6, 2016 05:32

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# ? May 24, 2024 02:45

Root Bear: Nov 15, 2004; DARKEST SKETCH

Never mind. :colbert:

# ? Mar 6, 2016 05:54

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