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Mr Lance Murdock posted:You shot who in the what, now? I'd kill you if I had my gun.
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Root Bear posted:I thought this quote would be fun and exciting, like that movie "Spaceballs" but instead I find it painful and disturbing like that movie "Police Academy" STEALING! How could you? Why do you think I took you to see all those "Police Academy" movies, FOR FUN? I DIDN'T HEAR ANYONE LAUGHING, DID YOU? Except at that guy who made sound effects. *makes bad sound effects* Now where was I? Oh, yeah: stay away from my booze.
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# ? Mar 4, 2016 19:48 |
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TMMadman posted:STEALING! How could you? Why do you think I took you to see all those "Police Academy" movies, FOR FUN? I DIDN'T HEAR ANYONE LAUGHING, DID YOU? Except at that guy who made sound effects. TMMadman is a loser, (and I think he is a boozer)
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# ? Mar 4, 2016 20:22 |
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CatchrNdRy posted:TMMadman is a loser, CatchrNdRy, I feel about as low as Root Bear when she found out she missed Tailhook.
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# ? Mar 4, 2016 20:45 |
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TMMadman posted:CatchrNdRy, I feel about as low as Root Bear when she found out she missed Tailhook. Oh, Madmanatthew, I feel like St. Augustine of Hippo after his conversion by Ambrose of Milan.
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# ? Mar 4, 2016 20:50 |
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TMMadman posted:CatchrNdRy, I feel about as low as Root Bear when she found out she missed Tailhook. When I first heard about the operation, I was against it. But then I thought, if Root Bear wants to be a woman, so be it!
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# ? Mar 4, 2016 20:53 |
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IMJack posted:Oh, Madmanatthew, I feel like St. Augustine of Hippo after his conversion by Ambrose of Milan. Wow! Joseph of Arimathea! 26 conversions in A.D. 46.
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# ? Mar 4, 2016 21:03 |
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TMMadman posted:Wow! Joseph of Arimathea! 26 conversions in A.D. 46. You only winged him, now he's a Unitarian!
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# ? Mar 4, 2016 21:27 |
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TMMadman posted:Wow! Joseph of Arimathea! 26 conversions in A.D. 46. I introduced Christianity to Mongolia. It didn't take, but it was with a try.
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# ? Mar 4, 2016 21:51 |
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Jerusalem posted:You only winged him, now he's a Unitarian! I've appeared in over eight thousand visions and that's the lamest reply I've ever heard.
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# ? Mar 4, 2016 22:03 |
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IMJack posted:I introduced Christianity to Mongolia. Hello IMJack, I'm Genghis Khan. You'll go where I go, defile what I defile, eat who I eat, hm?
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# ? Mar 4, 2016 22:03 |
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Justice Sloth posted:Hello IMJack, I'm Genghis Khan. You'll go where I go, defile what I defile, eat who I eat, hm? That's good!
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# ? Mar 4, 2016 22:24 |
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Boardroom Jimmy posted:I've appeared in over eight thousand visions and that's the lamest reply I've ever heard. Did you know Kinchloe had a radio in the coffeepot!?!
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# ? Mar 4, 2016 22:29 |
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Deviant posted:That's good! The quotes contain Potassium Benzoate... ... ...that's bad.
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# ? Mar 5, 2016 00:50 |
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Jerusalem posted:Did you know Kinchloe had a radio in the coffeepot!?! Jerusalem, your mortal enemy's on the radio! It's time for more deeeeeeee-mentia, with Dr. Demento!
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# ? Mar 5, 2016 00:59 |
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Mr Lance Murdock posted:Wait? Which ones Root Bear again? Mr Lance Murdock, you know who I'm talking about, right? He drove that blue car?
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# ? Mar 5, 2016 01:00 |
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Doctor_Fruitbat posted:Mr Lance Murdock, you know who I'm talking about, right? He drove that blue car? Look at that dog! Isn't that something
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# ? Mar 5, 2016 02:09 |
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Doctor_Fruitbat posted:Mr Lance Murdock, you know who I'm talking about, right? He drove that blue car? Batman?
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# ? Mar 5, 2016 02:18 |
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Writer Cath posted:Batman? IT'S NOT BATMAN!
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# ? Mar 5, 2016 02:22 |
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CatchrNdRy posted:Look at that dog! Almost got tenure, too!
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# ? Mar 5, 2016 02:37 |
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CatchrNdRy posted:When I first heard about the operation, I was against it. But then I thought, if Root Bear wants to be a woman, so be it! I don't know what you've got planned for tonight CatchrNdRy, but leave me out!
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# ? Mar 5, 2016 04:11 |
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Mister Kingdom posted:IT'S NOT BATMAN! Steak?
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# ? Mar 5, 2016 04:13 |
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Writer Cath posted:Steak? Will now be "chub night".
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# ? Mar 5, 2016 04:39 |
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IMJack posted:Will now be "chub night". Lousy meat eating scum!
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# ? Mar 5, 2016 05:17 |
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The Nastier Nate posted:Lousy meat eating scum! Don't kid yourself, Nastier Nate. If a cow ever got the chance, he'd eat you and everyone you care about!
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# ? Mar 5, 2016 05:27 |
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TMMadman posted:You know those quotes that are, like, quadruple quotes? DizzyBum posted:I'm seein' double here! Four quotes! The Nastier Nate posted:Slow down, The Simpsons quote thread is for regular quoting, not for fancy quoting.
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# ? Mar 5, 2016 05:44 |
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The Nastier Nate posted:Lousy meat eating scum! Lousy Smarch weather!
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# ? Mar 5, 2016 13:50 |
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Doctor_Fruitbat posted:Mr Lance Murdock, you know who I'm talking about, right? He drove that blue car? That Spanish guy who fought all the windmills? Whats his name? The Man of La Mancha?
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# ? Mar 5, 2016 16:13 |
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Mr Lance Murdock posted:That Spanish guy who fought all the windmills? Whats his name? The Man of La Mancha? Don Quixote?
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# ? Mar 5, 2016 19:05 |
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Balzac!
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# ? Mar 5, 2016 19:06 |
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:Balzac! No need for potty mouth just cos you can't think of anything.
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# ? Mar 5, 2016 20:02 |
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Mr Lance Murdock posted:That Spanish guy who fought all the windmills? Whats his name? The Man of La Mancha? He became Francine in '76. Then he joined that cult. I think his name is Mother Shabubu now.
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# ? Mar 5, 2016 20:59 |
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Class3KillStorm posted:He became Francine in '76. Then he joined that cult. I think his name is Mother Shabubu now. That's the worst name I ever heard.
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# ? Mar 5, 2016 21:10 |
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Mister Kingdom posted:That's the worst name I ever heard. His names Gunnar and he dates my mom. Sometimes he buys us beer.
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# ? Mar 5, 2016 21:44 |
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Mr Lance Murdock posted:His names Gunnar and he dates my mom. Sometimes he buys us beer. Furthermore to this beer, I would also like three of your finest, cheapest cigars. Here's my ID which confirms my adultivity.
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# ? Mar 5, 2016 21:54 |
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TMMadman posted:Furthermore to this beer, I would also like three of your finest, cheapest cigars. Here's my ID which confirms my adultivity. Oh, pardon me Class3KillStorm, if that is your real name--TMMadman--but your phony credit card is no good here. Now make like my pants, and split.
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# ? Mar 5, 2016 22:58 |
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TMMadman posted:Furthermore to this beer, I would also like three of your finest, cheapest cigars. Here's my ID which confirms my adultivity. That ID is nothing but a cheap $2000 forgery!
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# ? Mar 6, 2016 02:16 |
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Root Bear posted:That ID is nothing but a cheap $2000 forgery! Mister Bear: your U.S. passport, Social Security card, birth certificate, and death certificate. Just hold on to that one in your safe-deposit box.
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# ? Mar 6, 2016 03:21 |
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Root Bear posted:Don Quixote? Well, who was it?
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# ? Mar 6, 2016 05:32 |
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Never mind.
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