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grumplestiltzkin
Jun 7, 2012

Ass, gas, or grass. No one rides for free.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJMGr9AlCoU

Locks are hilariously simple to open. There is no such thing as a lock which cannot be picked. The security rating of a lock generally only measures how long it takes to open it, not whether it can be opened. Even locks which are specifically designed to be impervious to certain attacks can, with enough practice/ingenuity, be opened with those specific attacks, eg a "anti shim" lock being shimmed open in a matter of seconds.

tldr physical security is a lie and anyone who tells you otherwise is trying to sell you something

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Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



This is a pretty weird lock that stumped Bosnianbill:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ey2SFHbZV8&t=4s

There's probably a way to pick it though.

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

StrangersInTheNight posted:

What's really funny about this is that it wouldn't happen if pro-Starcraft rules required the player to finish out the game, like pretty much every other pro sport. Being able to rage-quit as a pro is a really stupid rule, and it's wonderful to see it backfire so hilariously.

Alien Arcana posted:

I think it's supposed to work like chess, where when you know you're beaten you can (and probably should) concede the match to avoid wasting everyone's time.

Of course, you can't bluff in chess.

Alien Arcana has it. Starcraft 2 identifies that a player has lost the game when they lose all their buildings, but long before that point their opponent will have had an insurmountable lead and it takes loving ages to fight all the way to destroying all that stuff. Unless it's the last game of a tournament (and usually not even then) people don't drag out the game to the bitter end, they leave once they know they're beaten. It's considered good sporstmanship, but also these matches are best of 3 or 5 or whatever, and a player doesn't want to needlessly drag out a game when they have another one to play immediately after. They want to just move on and get their head back in the game for the next one, rather than pissfart around.

The ettiquette, however, is to concede by typing "gg" ("good game") and then exit the match through the in-game menu. Idra, however, literally ragequit. He alt+f4'd. The game feed just cuts off, it doesn't even say "Idra left the game" on it, which would indicate that he quit the match through the game.

Hyperlynx has a new favorite as of 02:05 on Mar 5, 2016

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013




http://youtu.be/QjWA5I0s_Qs

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Snapchat A Titty posted:

Just get Bosnianbill to fix you up

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pU9MB5XPsp4&t=15s

For your freude, on a bunch of his vids he comments that lock companies keep sending him C&Ds and laughs at them.

Another Master Lock piece of crap:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BIq9khF-axs&t=11s

This guy is my favourite youtube person. He really knows his stuff, has great presentation and props and makes it so easy to learn how to do it.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Gorilla Salad posted:

This guy is my favourite youtube person. He really knows his stuff, has great presentation and props and makes it so easy to learn how to do it.

Yeah he's really good. Low key, knows his poo poo, obviously enjoys it, one take no weird recut gimmicks. Only sometimes his intros are too long (some are like 20 seconds) but whatever, you can skip em.

Centripetal Horse
Nov 22, 2009

Fuck money, get GBS

This could have bought you a half a tank of gas, lmfao -
Love, gromdul

Snapchat A Titty posted:

This is a pretty weird lock that stumped Bosnianbill:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ey2SFHbZV8&t=4s

There's probably a way to pick it though.

That is brilliant.

surebet
Jan 10, 2013

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Snapchat A Titty posted:

This is a pretty weird lock that stumped Bosnianbill:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ey2SFHbZV8&t=4s

There's probably a way to pick it though.

Those are HYT chain key locks:
https://www.google.com/search?q=hyt+chain+key

Quite gimmickey and attackable with bendy tools. The idea is neat but the actual features of the lock beyond the flexible key are rather bland.

And More
Jun 19, 2013

How far, Doctor?
How long have you lived?

grumplestiltzkin posted:

tldr physical security is a lie and anyone who tells you otherwise is trying to sell you something

What abut this one:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CPfwzSv5rcs

That thing seems pretty solid. You'd probably be better off going through whatever it's attached to.

C.M. Kruger
Oct 28, 2013

surebet posted:

Those are HYT chain key locks:
https://www.google.com/search?q=hyt+chain+key

Quite gimmickey and attackable with bendy tools. The idea is neat but the actual features of the lock beyond the flexible key are rather bland.

And the potential issue of having a section of the key break off in the lock.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
When you're part of a research team trekking far into the Arctic circle be careful not to piss off the guides

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YjEcdZI_EgM

More bear pranks:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4x6sM2ovFvs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BndzlvrjJXI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pi-DQE-Pfa4

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


Let me just park over here.

http://is.o2.pl.sds.o2.pl/5968562298540673/movie_hq.webm

AlphaKretin
Dec 25, 2014

A vase to face encounter.

...Vase to meet you?

...

GARVASE DAY!

I'm the old dude walking to his car with little more than a delayed glance over the shoulder. :dealwithit:

Nitrox
Jul 5, 2002
As much as I hate this deuchebag, the prank is good https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S7Y6JyGCQhI&t=99s

WoodrowSkillson
Feb 24, 2005

*Gestures at 60 years of Lions history*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_tukUFoR4Ts

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

And More posted:

What abut this one:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CPfwzSv5rcs

That thing seems pretty solid. You'd probably be better off going through whatever it's attached to.

drat, all that just for a bike lock. That's some seriously armoured poo poo.

Lurking Haro
Oct 27, 2009

Nitrox posted:

As much as I hate this deuchebag, the prank is good https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S7Y6JyGCQhI&t=99s

Nice prank, setting the timestamp right at the "please subscribe" part..

Buff Skeleton
Oct 24, 2005


I love this guy. The end of the video is hilarious too, with the 5000 video clips all playing at once.

Karma Monkey
Sep 6, 2005

I MAKE BAD POSTING DECISIONS

quote:

Bosnianbill videos

Now I have a new YT channel to follow and I also want to become a locksmith. :3:

FCKGW
May 21, 2006

Nitrox posted:

As much as I hate this deuchebag, the prank is good https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S7Y6JyGCQhI&t=99s

Most of these cars look like they're parked pretty far away with plenty of parking around and they're not taking up spaces that anyone would have needed anyways. Pretty loving stupid.

Pursued by bees
Jan 1, 2013

heartful of fire
with no one left to tell

FCKGW posted:

Most of these cars look like they're parked pretty far away with plenty of parking around and they're not taking up spaces that anyone would have needed anyways. Pretty loving stupid.

Let me just get this out of the way since you're practically asking for it: which car in that video was yours?

Double parking is pretty stupid and "nobody is going to need those spaces anyway" is also pretty dumb. It's not too much to ask to just park like an adult.

Bluemillion
Aug 18, 2008

I got your dispensers
right here

Snapchat A Titty posted:

Just get Bosnianbill to fix you up

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pU9MB5XPsp4&t=15s

For your freude, on a bunch of his vids he comments that lock companies keep sending him C&Ds and laughs at them.

Another Master Lock piece of crap:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BIq9khF-axs&t=11s

Here's the bamboo skewer he mentions in the second video:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9JxWvPTtJKI

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Buff Skeleton posted:

I love this guy. The end of the video is hilarious too, with the 5000 video clips all playing at once.

Salvia Erik is a funny guy

Scott Justice
Jul 15, 2007
Hot Justice just sounds better
I'm very surprised that the new LA Beast video hasn't been posted yet.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MnjUVfTpr3U

I always thought that when people posted that they were worried that LA Beast would slowly kill himself in his videos they were just being dramatic. His newest endeavor of trying to cross the US in 64 days is just wrong for so many reasons. It's so obvious how desperate he is to keep his viewers that he feels he needs to take extreme actions, but this video shows me that he knows nothing about eating or walking properly. Tortellini diet, Gatorade by the gallon, lovely sneakers, magic bullshit snake oil pills, and fighting through blisters. The pain at the end of the video where he realizes what a mistake he had made when he promised to do this is the Schadenfreude gold.

Also, a quick search shows that the record is 46 days, not 64. Perhaps Beast is dyslexic?

I mean, as I was watching, I was proud that he was actually applying himself and trying a difficult goal. Too bad he did it without any research or planning.

Pillow Hat
Sep 11, 2001

What has been seen cannot be unseen.
http://usuncut.com/news/joseph-pryor-kicked-out-of-marines/

quote:

Joseph Pryor is one of the men who can be seen screaming in the video, and he posted a screenshot of himself screaming at the woman as his Facebook cover photo, apparently quite proud of his hateful act. Word of his actions reached his superiors, and he was promptly released from the Marine Corps training program he was attending.

Delicious.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



wait is LA beast that goon who tried to walk but never got out of golden gate park or whatever?

TheDon01
Mar 8, 2009


Scott Justice posted:

I'm very surprised that the new LA Beast video hasn't been posted yet.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MnjUVfTpr3U

I always thought that when people posted that they were worried that LA Beast would slowly kill himself in his videos they were just being dramatic. His newest endeavor of trying to cross the US in 64 days is just wrong for so many reasons. It's so obvious how desperate he is to keep his viewers that he feels he needs to take extreme actions, but this video shows me that he knows nothing about eating or walking properly. Tortellini diet, Gatorade by the gallon, lovely sneakers, magic bullshit snake oil pills, and fighting through blisters. The pain at the end of the video where he realizes what a mistake he had made when he promised to do this is the Schadenfreude gold.

Also, a quick search shows that the record is 46 days, not 64. Perhaps Beast is dyslexic?

I mean, as I was watching, I was proud that he was actually applying himself and trying a difficult goal. Too bad he did it without any research or planning.

At least he has a better idea of what he's in store for than that goon(?) that wanted to pack up everything and walk across the nation with a child's push stroller full of snacks and water for kickstarter dollars.

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Snapchat A Titty posted:

wait is LA beast that goon who tried to walk but never got out of golden gate park or whatever?

no he's the goon who shot a bunch of heroin and fell asleep on his arm and got permanent nerve damage

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Alaois posted:

no he's the goon who shot a bunch of heroin and fell asleep on his arm and got permanent nerve damage

oh yeah

lol & him then

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


TheDon01 posted:

At least he has a better idea of what he's in store for than that goon(?) that wanted to pack up everything and walk across the nation with a child's push stroller full of snacks and water for kickstarter dollars.
It was a goon. Also it's a stretch saying that he had no idea what he was in for when he didn't even make it out of the park in the town he started at. He collapsed and was taken to hospital by passer-byes on day 3 of his "journey".

Cobweb Heart
Mar 31, 2010

I need you to wear this. I need you to wear this all the time. It's office policy.

Snapchat A Titty posted:

oh yeah

lol & him then

LA Beast is not a goon.



Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



i forgot how bad this show was

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BFry7PnLQrs&t=105s

Astrobastard
Dec 31, 2008



Winky Face

Karma Monkey posted:

Now I have a new YT channel to follow and I also want to become a locksmith. :3:

Same boat as me. After watching his vids a good 6 months or so ago I ordered Southord Lockpicking sets and transparent acrylic Practice locks from Massdrop.com and now I've picked every lock in my apartment and helped a friend get back into his apartment after locking himself out. poo poo is fun and also scary how easy it is sometimes

Karma Monkey
Sep 6, 2005

I MAKE BAD POSTING DECISIONS

Astrobastard posted:

Same boat as me. After watching his vids a good 6 months or so ago I ordered Southord Lockpicking sets and transparent acrylic Practice locks from Massdrop.com and now I've picked every lock in my apartment and helped a friend get back into his apartment after locking himself out. poo poo is fun and also scary how easy it is sometimes

Oh god, now I want to do this too! Coincidentally, on Friday a coworker lost the key to her locker and we had to get a guy from Maint to boltcut the padlock. Can I ask how much the outlay for the pick set and practice locks were?


CONTENT:
I really hate "prankster" poo poo, so this hits my sweet spot.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWUsSfE4Zzs

ante
Apr 9, 2005

SUNSHINE AND RAINBOWS

Karma Monkey posted:

Oh god, now I want to do this too! Coincidentally, on Friday a coworker lost the key to her locker and we had to get a guy from Maint to boltcut the padlock. Can I ask how much the outlay for the pick set and practice locks were?


CONTENT:
I really hate "prankster" poo poo, so this hits my sweet spot.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWUsSfE4Zzs

Look it up on Amazon, it's like, tenbux each.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless


Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



thank god the swear word was censored. imagine if the queen read the thing about so and so outliving whoever plus the joey pic but also she saw a bad word in there

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



if i was the queen i would literally fire the nukes right there

Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

https://i.imgur.com/DVxhNfu.webm

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Mad Doctor Cthulhu
Mar 3, 2008

Scott Justice posted:

I'm very surprised that the new LA Beast video hasn't been posted yet.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MnjUVfTpr3U

I always thought that when people posted that they were worried that LA Beast would slowly kill himself in his videos they were just being dramatic. His newest endeavor of trying to cross the US in 64 days is just wrong for so many reasons. It's so obvious how desperate he is to keep his viewers that he feels he needs to take extreme actions, but this video shows me that he knows nothing about eating or walking properly. Tortellini diet, Gatorade by the gallon, lovely sneakers, magic bullshit snake oil pills, and fighting through blisters. The pain at the end of the video where he realizes what a mistake he had made when he promised to do this is the Schadenfreude gold.

Also, a quick search shows that the record is 46 days, not 64. Perhaps Beast is dyslexic?

I mean, as I was watching, I was proud that he was actually applying himself and trying a difficult goal. Too bad he did it without any research or planning.

Planning is hard and doesn't hurt you much, which probably translates into less YouTube views. And this video was just dull as hell, watching Beast talk about 'former' roommates and walking the streets late at night because he can't pull his rear end out of bed before noon. I think living alone really has affected his videos because there's no one to reflect off of and maybe he's scared of doing weird poo poo because if he hurts himself that's an ambulance ride. Maybe the real schadenfreude here is self-loathing and loneliness.

Also, to beat 46 days, Beast would have to walk 69 miles a day to match and over that to beat it. He might want to start with a marathon first.

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