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Haier
Aug 10, 2007

by Lowtax

Huarrrrrac-cheeeezzz

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Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

I teach millenials and something really bothers me about the fact that they have phones but so many of them have no idea how to actually use them minus games, phone, texting, YouTube and looking for porn in their browser. They think I'm weird because I stream most of my music now even though I have 100gb of stuff. They, on the other hand, use their phones like an iPod twelve years ago and listen to the same 23 lovely 128kbps songs over and over.

My favorite example was one kid who was talking to me about music and was talking about finding music similar to one band he likes. I suggested watching the band he likes on YouTube, watching suggested songs based on that and using videograbby.com. Also told him to set up a Pandora/Spotify/Milk station based on that artist and maybe it would play some similar stuff he would like . He looked at me like I said I was going to gently caress his dog and asked me about torrent sites.

Kirk Vikernes fucked around with this message at 02:58 on Mar 5, 2016

reallivedinosaur
Jun 13, 2012

Ogdober subrise! XDDD

Dirk Squarejaw posted:

I teach millenials and something really bothers me about the fact that they have phones but so many of them have no idea how to actually use them minus games, phone, texting, YouTube and looking for porn in their browser. They think I'm weird because I stream most of my music now even though I have 100gb of stuff. They, on the other hand, use their phones like an iPod twelve years ago and listen to the same 23 lovely 128kbps songs over and over.

My favorite example was one kid who was talking to me about music and was talking about finding music similar to one band he likes. I suggested watching suggested videos on YouTube and using videograbby.com or setting up a Pandora/Spotify/Milk station based on that artist and maybe it would play some similar stuff he would like . He looked at me like I said I was going to gently caress his dog and asked me about torrent sites.

Look at this old man telling a kid to look to youtube recommendations for hip new music, lmao.

You might as well have showed him your Rainbow 8-tracks from the Dio era!

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

Dirk Squarejaw posted:

I teach millenials and something really bothers me about the fact that they have phones but so many of them have no idea how to actually use them minus games, phone, texting, YouTube and looking for porn in their browser. They think I'm weird because I stream most of my music now even though I have 100gb of stuff. They, on the other hand, use their phones like an iPod twelve years ago and listen to the same 23 lovely 128kbps songs over and over.

My favorite example was one kid who was talking to me about music and was talking about finding music similar to one band he likes. I suggested watching the band he likes on YouTube, watching suggested songs based on that and using videograbby.com. Also told him to set up a Pandora/Spotify/Milk station based on that artist and maybe it would play some similar stuff he would like . He looked at me like I said I was going to gently caress his dog and asked me about torrent sites.

So instead of encouraging problem solving skills, you just told him what to do, and are surprised when your students only know how to do things they are told instead of solving problems?

Great teaching buddy.

FCKGW
May 21, 2006

Dirk Squarejaw posted:

I teach millenials and something really bothers me about the fact that they have phones but so many of them have no idea how to actually use them minus games, phone, texting, YouTube and looking for porn in their browser. They think I'm weird because I stream most of my music now even though I have 100gb of stuff. They, on the other hand, use their phones like an iPod twelve years ago and listen to the same 23 lovely 128kbps songs over and over.

My favorite example was one kid who was talking to me about music and was talking about finding music similar to one band he likes. I suggested watching the band he likes on YouTube, watching suggested songs based on that and using videograbby.com. Also told him to set up a Pandora/Spotify/Milk station based on that artist and maybe it would play some similar stuff he would like . He looked at me like I said I was going to gently caress his dog and asked me about torrent sites.

holy poo poo

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



Dirk Squarejaw posted:

I teach millenials and something really bothers me about the fact that they have phones but so many of them have no idea how to actually use them minus games, phone, texting, YouTube and looking for porn in their browser. They think I'm weird because I stream most of my music now even though I have 100gb of stuff. They, on the other hand, use their phones like an iPod twelve years ago and listen to the same 23 lovely 128kbps songs over and over.

My favorite example was one kid who was talking to me about music and was talking about finding music similar to one band he likes. I suggested watching the band he likes on YouTube, watching suggested songs based on that and using videograbby.com. Also told him to set up a Pandora/Spotify/Milk station based on that artist and maybe it would play some similar stuff he would like . He looked at me like I said I was going to gently caress his dog and asked me about torrent sites.
Thank you we we will file "doesn't use internet radio" as a millennial trait for you..........

Perhaps we can also say millennials can't cook a good burger, damned millennials. Hell I bet they can't even poop the correct way

Tyson Tomko
May 8, 2005

The Problem Solver.
In my experience Millennials are the complete opposite from what teacher goon said. The people I'm around all day would commit suicide without access to Spotify and Pandora, while I'm the one playing the same (slammin, not lovely) mp3s over and over and/or listening to FM radio.

Streaming has become so prolific and easy nobody knows what torrents are anymore and they don't download poo poo, if it's not on iTunes or Netflix it may as well not exist. When I tell people I download some series or nerd out about my Plex local media setup or something they look at me like I'm some meth dealing pirate.

Hell just today I was trying to tell someone how Adblock can block youtube ads and they were legitimately concerned they'd get in trouble and said "I'll deal with the ads it's not worth the trouble to me."

Tyson Tomko fucked around with this message at 04:33 on Mar 5, 2016

Big City Drinkin
Oct 9, 2007

A very good

Fallen Rib

Dirk Squarejaw posted:

I teach millenials and something really bothers me about the fact that they have phones but so many of them have no idea how to actually use them minus games, phone, texting, YouTube and looking for porn in their browser. They think I'm weird because I stream most of my music now even though I have 100gb of stuff. They, on the other hand, use their phones like an iPod twelve years ago and listen to the same 23 lovely 128kbps songs over and over.

My favorite example was one kid who was talking to me about music and was talking about finding music similar to one band he likes. I suggested watching the band he likes on YouTube, watching suggested songs based on that and using videograbby.com. Also told him to set up a Pandora/Spotify/Milk station based on that artist and maybe it would play some similar stuff he would like . He looked at me like I said I was going to gently caress his dog and asked me about torrent sites.

Haha what? Seriously what is this

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Big City Drinkin posted:

Haha what? Seriously what is this

Wise old 40 year old lectures millenials on how he discovered music streaming

Big City Drinkin
Oct 9, 2007

A very good

Fallen Rib
ARGH you kids using your snapchatters to listen to music stored on physical media. No, we will not be learning about factoring trinomials today. LISTEN UP

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT

Tyson Tomko posted:

Hell just today I was trying to tell someone how Adblock can block youtube ads and they were legitimately concerned they'd get in trouble and said "I'll deal with the ads it's not worth the trouble to me."

Youtube Cops. They bust punks.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Dirk Squarejaw posted:

I teach millenials and something really bothers me about the fact that they have phones but so many of them have no idea how to actually use them minus games, phone, texting, YouTube and looking for porn in their browser. They think I'm weird because I stream most of my music now even though I have 100gb of stuff. They, on the other hand, use their phones like an iPod twelve years ago and listen to the same 23 lovely 128kbps songs over and over.

My favorite example was one kid who was talking to me about music and was talking about finding music similar to one band he likes. I suggested watching the band he likes on YouTube, watching suggested songs based on that and using videograbby.com. Also told him to set up a Pandora/Spotify/Milk station based on that artist and maybe it would play some similar stuff he would like . He looked at me like I said I was going to gently caress his dog and asked me about torrent sites.

whats videograbby.com, like shazzam?

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002








Nostalgiacore

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice

Chief McHeath posted:








Nostalgiacore

I've always preferred Shellshock Rock, nostalgiacore is for Olds still wearing blue and grey

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
If youre teaching younger than college wouldnt they be basically the generation after millennials ?

Quaint Quail Quilt
Jun 19, 2006


Ask me about that time I told people mixing bleach and vinegar is okay
I saw these while bored on aggro-gator.


TheMostFrench
Jul 12, 2009

Stop for me, it's the claw!



galahan posted:

I saw these while bored on aggro-gator.



This seems less millenial and more genuine crazy person.

BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

TheMostFrench posted:

This seems less millenial and more genuine crazy person.

IKR right!!!!

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer

Dirk Squarejaw posted:

I teach millenials and something really bothers me about the fact that they have phones but so many of them have no idea how to actually use them minus games, phone, texting, YouTube and looking for porn in their browser. They think I'm weird because I stream most of my music now even though I have 100gb of stuff. They, on the other hand, use their phones like an iPod twelve years ago and listen to the same 23 lovely 128kbps songs over and over.

My favorite example was one kid who was talking to me about music and was talking about finding music similar to one band he likes. I suggested watching the band he likes on YouTube, watching suggested songs based on that and using videograbby.com. Also told him to set up a Pandora/Spotify/Milk station based on that artist and maybe it would play some similar stuff he would like . He looked at me like I said I was going to gently caress his dog and asked me about torrent sites.

This post is more embarrassing than those individual peeled oranges

thoughts and prayers
Apr 22, 2013

Love heals all wounds. We hope you continually carry love in your heart. Today and always, may loving memories bring you peace, comfort, and strength. We sympathize with the family of (Name). We shall never forget you in our prayers and thoughts. I am at a loss for words during this sorrowful time.

Yeah, if anything, Millennials are keeping me up to date.

The other night I did have to teach a 20-something how to handle a vinyl record without ruining it, so there's that.

thoughts and prayers fucked around with this message at 13:32 on Mar 6, 2016

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




a starwar betamax posted:

This post is more embarrassing than those individual peeled oranges

Blockade
Oct 22, 2008

That guy does sort of touch on a point. ~10+ years ago computers and other devices like them required you to learn something to be able to use them, and what you learned trying to play or consume media or whatever overlapped with what you would have to learn to do something useful on the thing. If you wanted to play an online game in the early 90's you had to teach yourself some networking. Now theres technology for consuming and technology for producing and poor kids only know how to use the consumer focused tech making them in some ways more technologically illiterate to the poor people slightly older than them

This is all job security to me so i dont mind :)

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




Blockade posted:

That guy does sort of touch on a point. ~10+ years ago computers and other devices like them required you to learn something to be able to use them, and what you learned trying to play or consume media or whatever overlapped with what you would have to learn to do something useful on the thing. If you wanted to play an online game in the early 90's you had to teach yourself some networking. Now theres technology for consuming and technology for producing and poor kids only know how to use the consumer focused tech making them in some ways more technologically illiterate to the poor people slightly older than them

This is all job security to me so i dont mind :)
go videograbby youre self

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


Blockade posted:

That guy does sort of touch on a point. ~10+ years ago computers and other devices like them required you to learn something to be able to use them, and what you learned trying to play or consume media or whatever overlapped with what you would have to learn to do something useful on the thing. If you wanted to play an online game in the early 90's you had to teach yourself some networking. Now theres technology for consuming and technology for producing and poor kids only know how to use the consumer focused tech making them in some ways more technologically illiterate to the poor people slightly older than them

This is all job security to me so i dont mind :)

Yeah there is a ton of people that don't know poo poo about the stuff they're using in a world where every question can be answered at their whim.

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
i have only the most basic idea of how a television works, well a CRT tv, nothing about an LCD.

i have basically no clue about how a car works, except for what internal combustion is and an idea of the general principle of how the fuel is injected into the cylinders, explodes, and drives the pistons, which transfer their mechanical work into the drive train and thence into the wheels. but all the details are lost on me.

Day Man
Jul 30, 2007

Champion of the Sun!

Master of karate and friendship...
for everyone!


I know everything.

Blockade
Oct 22, 2008

nomadologique posted:

i have only the most basic idea of how a television works, well a CRT tv, nothing about an LCD.

i have basically no clue about how a car works, except for what internal combustion is and an idea of the general principle of how the fuel is injected into the cylinders, explodes, and drives the pistons, which transfer their mechanical work into the drive train and thence into the wheels. but all the details are lost on me.

I guess what im getting at is if you were in the 1920s and had a car you would know those details because you would have to just to operate the thing. Same with computers, except knowing the details of how computers work is a very in demand job skill

Prav
Oct 29, 2011

Dirk Squarejaw posted:

I teach millenials and something really bothers me about the fact that they have phones but so many of them have no idea how to actually use them minus games, phone, texting, YouTube and looking for porn in their browser. They think I'm weird because I stream most of my music now even though I have 100gb of stuff. They, on the other hand, use their phones like an iPod twelve years ago and listen to the same 23 lovely 128kbps songs over and over.

My favorite example was one kid who was talking to me about music and was talking about finding music similar to one band he likes. I suggested watching the band he likes on YouTube, watching suggested songs based on that and using videograbby.com. Also told him to set up a Pandora/Spotify/Milk station based on that artist and maybe it would play some similar stuff he would like . He looked at me like I said I was going to gently caress his dog and asked me about torrent sites.

my favorite bit here is where he talks poo poo about kids having small music collections

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
Dude must be a real polymath to know how to comb the halls of youtube for more nerdrap songs

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



he has over 100 gb on his iphone but he dont use it, i wouldnt mess with him

Illavick
Sep 15, 2012

WHENA MINA RENA VATIVE

Dirk Squarejaw posted:

I teach millenials and something really bothers me about the fact that they have phones but so many of them have no idea how to actually use them minus games, phone, texting, YouTube and looking for porn in their browser. They think I'm weird because I stream most of my music now even though I have 100gb of stuff. They, on the other hand, use their phones like an iPod twelve years ago and listen to the same 23 lovely 128kbps songs over and over.

My favorite example was one kid who was talking to me about music and was talking about finding music similar to one band he likes. I suggested watching the band he likes on YouTube, watching suggested songs based on that and using videograbby.com. Also told him to set up a Pandora/Spotify/Milk station based on that artist and maybe it would play some similar stuff he would like . He looked at me like I said I was going to gently caress his dog and asked me about torrent sites.

You sure showed that idiot for trying to have a conversation with you.

Mandator
Aug 28, 2007

i am a millennial with a six figure job

i feel i represent the worst of us and i'm maybe even an autistic sociopath

but i'm making that loving paper and my weed's hella loud

Mandator
Aug 28, 2007

i look forward to the trump wars that will put an end to all this stress and lead to the sweet serenity of death

Scornful Sexbot
Sep 24, 2007


Dinosaur Gum

Mandator posted:

i am a millennial with a six figure job

i feel i represent the worst of us and i'm maybe even an autistic sociopath

but i'm making that loving paper and my weed's hella loud

Same.

Dave Concepcion
Mar 19, 2012

nomadologique posted:

i have only the most basic idea of how a television works, well a CRT tv, nothing about an LCD.

i have basically no clue about how a car works, except for what internal combustion is and an idea of the general principle of how the fuel is injected into the cylinders, explodes, and drives the pistons, which transfer their mechanical work into the drive train and thence into the wheels. but all the details are lost on me.

you know, there are less convoluted ways to circumvent a simple word filter

Day Man
Jul 30, 2007

Champion of the Sun!

Master of karate and friendship...
for everyone!


Mandator posted:

i am a millennial with a six figure job

i feel i represent the worst of us and i'm maybe even an autistic sociopath

but i'm making that loving paper and my weed's hella loud

Ditto

Mandator
Aug 28, 2007




you notice how we all have similar reg dates? it's no coincidence. the 2007 batch of regs was a fine crop

we were on one of the last choppers out

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry

Mandator posted:

you notice how we all have similar reg dates? it's no coincidence. the 2007 batch of regs was a fine crop

we were on one of the last choppers out

Does lurking on and off before the paywall goes up count?

Mandator
Aug 28, 2007

Wicker Man posted:

Does lurking on and off before the paywall goes up count?

that's why we all registered. we're the thrifty lurkers who wouldn't pay until we got locked out

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Mandator
Aug 28, 2007

i know i lurked for like 5 years

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