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Nitrox posted:The word "healthy" is in quotation marks, which may be an indication of irony Yeah, but then "‘answers the phone‘" is also in quotation marks, and that just doesn't make any sense. Is she answering the phone or not? Baboons messing with people: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cph0D7Vdjp4 And More has a new favorite as of 15:18 on Mar 6, 2016 |
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And More posted:Yeah, but then "‘answers the phone‘" is also in quotation marks, and that just doesn't make any sense. Is she answering the phone or not? She's clearly faking answering the phone just to torment her healthy-at-any-size roommate.
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Dienes posted:She's clearly faking answering the phone just to torment her healthy-at-any-size roommate. Also I'm guessing that the 'skinny' housemate has an German accent because she's from Austria and the fatso thinks she said Australia.
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And More posted:Baboons messing with people:
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Semprini posted:Cooking a crab kills it. It never ceases to amaze me the things I can learn from SA. Oh buddy... You didn't get the joke, did you?
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Korgan posted:The real schadenfreude is you keep re-registering this account despite being outed as a mentally-ill paedophile. Aw cmon there's no way thats accura- WickedHate posted:I don't think I'm really fascist as much as I am just generally authoritarian but fascists are the only authoritarians anyone ever talks about. WickedHate posted:What about for a fictional character? It's kind of silly to be the reason I'm asking, but like...people keep saying this character is "[definitely pedophilic term]" and it's like, no, he's clearly an adult, he's just really youthful looking, he's a twink, stop acting like he's a literal prepubescent boy when he's obviously in his late teens at the very least! It's an annoying situation. 
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grumplestiltzkin posted:Aw cmon there's no way thats accura- Wow the fascism's a new one, I only knew about the incest and pedophilia Also lol @ getting a slap on the wrist probation for "Fascist pedophile"
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His rap sheet is like a fine wine
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Shadenfreude something something inside the thread something something.
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Semprini posted:Cooking a crab kills it. It never ceases to amaze me the things I can learn from SA. 
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I don't normally have a problem with killing animals for food but holy poo poo is that picture heartbreaking.
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The  -est crab
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Memento posted:This kills the crab. That face when you shear off that face.
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Astrobastard posted:Same boat as me. After watching his vids a good 6 months or so ago I ordered Southord Lockpicking sets and transparent acrylic Practice locks from Massdrop.com and now I've picked every lock in my apartment and helped a friend get back into his apartment after locking himself out. poo poo is fun and also scary how easy it is sometimes This post made me order a lock picking set.
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CommonShore posted:This post made me order a lock picking set.
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mobby_6kl posted:I unlocked my mailbox and a lovely padlock with a pair of paperclips when I lost my keys. So really even the kit is quite optional. I know. I've defeated locks many times in the past. I just like the idea of having special-made tools, particularly the ones that the dude uses for turning the locks.
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Is there a cheap basic picking set on amazon that you guys can recommend? I have 2 of these lock-boxes with password long forgotten, laying around. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fdeMaWkJF2k Just as long as the tool he's using is part of a kit, I'm set. Thanks
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CommonShore posted:Do we need to start a lockpicking thread? I think last time we did it just kept breaking into discussions elsewhere.
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The most efficient lockpick is the crowbar.
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Teddybear posted:I think last time we did it just kept breaking into discussions elsewhere. Boooooo
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Poor Father Crossan, the one time he does a line of coke in his Nazi Memorabilia room and some thoughtless bastard goes and films it. http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-northern-ireland-35688401
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Twanki posted:Poor Father Crossan, the one time he does a line of coke in his Nazi Memorabilia room and some thoughtless bastard goes and films it. I thought this was just an episode of father ted. Priests having nazi rooms all the time I guess?  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1w8aE99weR4
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Ohhhh so that's what it comes from.
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Twanki posted:Poor Father Crossan, the one time he does a line of coke in his Nazi Memorabilia room and some thoughtless bastard goes and films it. See, this is the problem I have with British journalism. If you want to snort coke in your Nazi room, you should be able to do so IN PRIVATE 
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Uncle Enzo posted:Agreed- show me the wrench thing on a proper Master padlock and I'll be impressed. Of course they're easy to pick, almost all locks are. (to lockpickers- I don't find it easy, even with the right tools) Plus you gotta compare a lock which can famously get shot through and stay in one piece vs the garbage potmetal in that video. Picking a Master lock is easy for just about anyone. You need a special tool for warded locks but they're easy as well. Good aim with a hammer and a good sharp rap will break just about any padlock with the exception of locks with a cover over the clasp. Even so, you can break the mechanism with a hard blow with a sledge. My preference is picking when possible but a bolt cutter answers in most circumstances when necessary. I'm always called upon when someone has lost a key. I just happen to be good at it. My preference for true security is a safe with a combination and a lever. Hard to open without a torch and you can't force the lock. Even with a pry-bar, it won't open. My fire safe in my office can be opened with a screwdriver and a vice grip but that's just for fire security. The information is irrelevant. Never trust a keyed lock. Use security by obscurity or have a proper safe that uses pins in all 4 corners.
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-Zydeco- posted:Isn't there a Photoshop of the crab hulking out and breaking the scissors made from that picture? Are you maybe thinking of CRAB BATTLE!! instead?
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-Zydeco- posted:Isn't there a Photoshop of the crab hulking out and breaking the scissors made from that picture? That crab became incredibly popular in one of the past meme threads. I remember the picture, don't have the link, sorry
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Most locks aren't really supposed to make whatever you're locking up completely secure, they're supposed to make it prohibitively time consuming or difficult without specialized tools. The number of crooks who can pick a hardened lock at all is way lower than the ones who would rather just prey on the ones that can be rapped open in 5 seconds.
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-Zydeco- posted:Isn't there a Photoshop of the crab hulking out and breaking the scissors made from that picture?  Not schadenfreude-y enough though.  There we go.
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mostlygray posted:Picking a Master lock is easy for just about anyone. You need a special tool for warded locks but they're easy as well. Good aim with a hammer and a good sharp rap will break just about any padlock with the exception of locks with a cover over the clasp. Even so, you can break the mechanism with a hard blow with a sledge. My preference is picking when possible but a bolt cutter answers in most circumstances when necessary. I'm always called upon when someone has lost a key. I just happen to be good at it. Is there any way to "pick" a combination lock?
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chitoryu12 posted:Is there any way to "pick" a combination lock? Sledgehammer usually works.
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chitoryu12 posted:Is there any way to "pick" a combination lock? Yes, you can. (This one as well.) And just something that reminded me of L.A. Beast: link And More has a new favorite as of 23:43 on Mar 6, 2016 |
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You know how they put those silhouette decals on large areas of clear glass so birds don't smash into them? I feel like maybe people need something like that too. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SyCj5ce2jYk
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