NFL Offseason March - Falling down, hard and long

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a neat cape: Feb 22, 2007; Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Ehud posted:

also rings are the most overrated metric to measure QB's

- your's truly, a dolphins fan

Same

# ? Mar 7, 2016 19:35

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# ? Jun 9, 2024 23:10

Impossibly Perfect Sphere: Nov 6, 2002; They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

CyberPingu posted:

Really? Out of all the disappointing Eli faces out there you went with a CG one?

You think it would be easy but if you do a GIS they are mostly Downs Eli.

# ? Mar 7, 2016 19:36

corn on the cop: Oct 12, 2012; Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

â Corey Dostoyevsky

Emotional Peyton Manning is really loving weird

# ? Mar 7, 2016 19:36

the good fax machine: Feb 26, 2007; by Nyc_Tattoo

God bless football

# ? Mar 7, 2016 19:36

Truther Vandross: Jun 17, 2008

god bless football

# ? Mar 7, 2016 19:37

Yoshifan823: Feb 19, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

Poonerman posted:

Emotional Peyton Manning is really loving weird

He's gonna wake up some weekend in October and his body is gonna be so confused.

# ? Mar 7, 2016 19:37

Metapod: Mar 18, 2012

Ehud posted:

also rings are the most overrated metric to measure QB's

- your's truly, a dolphins fan

# ? Mar 7, 2016 19:38

Parmesan Basil: Nov 12, 2008; TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

I never want to see Peyton's ugly face again in my life.

# ? Mar 7, 2016 19:42

Truther Vandross: Jun 17, 2008

And there it is

# ? Mar 7, 2016 19:42

the good fax machine: Feb 26, 2007; by Nyc_Tattoo

Should've known better than to take a question from a woman

# ? Mar 7, 2016 19:43

fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

Parmesan Basil posted:

I never want to see Peyton's ugly face again in my life.

# ? Mar 7, 2016 19:46

CyberPingu: Sep 15, 2013; If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

NC-17 posted:

You think it would be easy but if you do a GIS they are mostly Downs Eli.

# ? Mar 7, 2016 19:47

MacheteZombie: Feb 4, 2007

Parmesan Basil posted:

I never want to see Peyton's ugly face again in my life.

# ? Mar 7, 2016 19:48

Elephanthead: Sep 11, 2008; Toilet Rascal

So Colts cut Josh Freeman so I have to assume they want to bring in RGIII to backup Luck. To bad T Rich got fired we could have 1 2 3.

# ? Mar 7, 2016 20:00

Mystic Stylez: Dec 19, 2009

Ehud posted:

also rings are the most overrated metric to measure QB's

- your's truly, a dolphins fan

You are correct though

# ? Mar 7, 2016 20:03

CyberPingu: Sep 15, 2013; If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

Thoughts Ehud?

http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap3000000641838/article/dolphins-in-talks-to-acquire-byron-maxwell-from-eagles

# ? Mar 7, 2016 20:04

Impossibly Perfect Sphere: Nov 6, 2002; They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Parmesan Basil posted:

I never want to see Peyton's ugly face again in my life.

boo

# ? Mar 7, 2016 20:12

Ehud: Sep 19, 2003; football.

CyberPingu posted:

Thoughts Ehud?

http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap3000000641838/article/dolphins-in-talks-to-acquire-byron-maxwell-from-eagles

- I hope we aren't planning on giving up any considerable draft compensation.

- Eagles should be on the hook for part of the salary or he needs to be restructured.

- Smarter people than me say he's a good fit for Vance Joseph's scheme. No idea if that's true or not.

# ? Mar 7, 2016 20:14

CyberPingu: Sep 15, 2013; If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

Ehud posted:

- Smarter people than me say he's a good fit for Vance Joseph's scheme. No idea if that's true or not.

If his scheme is not playing Maxwell as a single coverage corner then yeah hed probably be a better fit

# ? Mar 7, 2016 20:20

Chilichimp: Oct 24, 2006; TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp; Grimey Drawer

NC-17 posted:

boo

That looks like a goddamn zombie.

# ? Mar 7, 2016 20:27

Parmesan Basil: Nov 12, 2008; TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

NC-17 posted:

boo

You think Elway is beginning the same lichdom process that Al Davis did and that he's using Peyton as his next host? I think that makes a lot of sense....

# ? Mar 7, 2016 20:31

Ehud: Sep 19, 2003; football.

CyberPingu posted:

If his scheme is not playing Maxwell as a single coverage corner then yeah hed probably be a better fit

He apparently runs some kind of zone scheme. I don't know.

# ? Mar 7, 2016 20:35

Chilichimp: Oct 24, 2006; TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp; Grimey Drawer

Parmesan Basil posted:

You think Elway is beginning the same lichdom process that Al Davis did and that he's using Peyton as his next host? I think that makes a lot of sense....

Ah, the old Darth Plagueis theory.

# ? Mar 7, 2016 20:41

the good fax machine: Feb 26, 2007; by Nyc_Tattoo

trap sprung

# ? Mar 7, 2016 20:54

Gay Horney: Feb 10, 2013; by Reene

Chilichimp posted:

Ah, the old Darth Plagueis theory.

intruder has been pretty specific about no star trek chat in here,f riend

# ? Mar 7, 2016 20:57

Eifert Posting: Apr 1, 2007; Most of the time he catches it every time.; Grimey Drawer

Ehud posted:

He apparently runs some kind of zone scheme. I don't know.

If so that's a complete departure from his time with the Bengals. I'd take that with salt.

# ? Mar 7, 2016 20:58

Impossibly Perfect Sphere: Nov 6, 2002; They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Sharzak posted:

intruder has been pretty specific about no star trek chat in here,f riend

gently caress you man

# ? Mar 7, 2016 21:16

Amy Pole Her: Jun 17, 2002

Eifert Posting posted:

If so that's a complete departure from his time with the Bengals. I'd take that with salt.

Zone over, and its what Cinci did quite a bit of, although your personnel is phenomenal. It's not a zone base defense or anything but it's got lots of tendencies. You need a cover corner in it, but Maxwell ain't it. You also need a super rangy FS, which explains Miami being so aggressive about Reggie Nelson and Gipson.

# ? Mar 7, 2016 21:37

TSBX: Apr 24, 2010

A thing is happening

# ? Mar 7, 2016 21:39

Brannock: Feb 9, 2006; by exmarx; Fallen Rib

TSBX posted:

A thing is happening

The wild ride never ends.

# ? Mar 7, 2016 21:39

CyberPingu: Sep 15, 2013; If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Chip Kelly is being removed from the all Eagles history like Benoit.

# ? Mar 7, 2016 21:50

Impossibly Perfect Sphere: Nov 6, 2002; They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Sam Bradford would beg to differ.

# ? Mar 7, 2016 21:52

Trast: Oct 20, 2010; Three games, thousands of playthroughs. 90% of the players don't know I exist. Still a redhead saving the galaxy with a [Right Hook].

TSBX posted:

A thing is happening

Tannebaum running wild.

# ? Mar 7, 2016 21:53

Iodised QQ: Jul 23, 2004

Not only can Brock play quarterback at a mediocre level, he apparently is good at shoving women around with one hand while holding a pizza in the other http://www.thescore.com/nfl/news/977084?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter

The video isn't particularly bad or interesting but it was still worth the click for me

# ? Mar 7, 2016 22:04

Ehud: Sep 19, 2003; football.

https://twitter.com/DeAngeloRB/status/706874334938308611
https://twitter.com/DeAngeloRB/status/706876748630245379

# ? Mar 7, 2016 22:04

Impossibly Perfect Sphere: Nov 6, 2002; They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Menamino posted:

Not only can Brock play quarterback at a mediocre level, he apparently is good at shoving women around with one hand while holding a pizza in the other http://www.thescore.com/nfl/news/977084?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter

The video isn't particularly bad or interesting but it was still worth the click for me

Really hoping it was in front of a Papa Johns.

# ? Mar 7, 2016 22:09

Mystic Stylez: Dec 19, 2009

Holy poo poo his tweets are insanely good I can't stop laughing, click to see what he is replying

https://twitter.com/DeAngeloRB/status/706908002410962945
https://twitter.com/DeAngeloRB/status/706908403868770305
https://twitter.com/DeAngeloRB/status/706898108232425473
https://twitter.com/DeAngeloRB/status/706907421453774850
https://twitter.com/DeAngeloRB/status/706871509374124036
https://twitter.com/DeAngeloRB/status/706883092552802305
https://twitter.com/DeAngeloRB/status/706881577809289217

hall of gamer

Mystic Stylez fucked around with this message at 22:13 on Mar 7, 2016

# ? Mar 7, 2016 22:10

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Mystic Stylez posted:

Holy poo poo his tweets are insanely good I can't stop laughing, click to see what he is replying

hall of gamer

Very rarely do athlete's Twitter accounts provide anything of value.

This is one of those times.

# ? Mar 7, 2016 22:14

Blarfk: Dec 26, 2003

DeAngelo has been the best signing by Pittsburgh since Bettis

# ? Mar 7, 2016 22:17

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# ? Jun 9, 2024 23:10

Elephanthead: Sep 11, 2008; Toilet Rascal

Menamino posted:

Not only can Brock play quarterback at a mediocre level, he apparently is good at shoving women around with one hand while holding a pizza in the other http://www.thescore.com/nfl/news/977084?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter

The video isn't particularly bad or interesting but it was still worth the click for me

No starting QB should be that bad at keeping a pizza level. Run Denver run.

# ? Mar 7, 2016 22:19

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