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Bees on Wheat posted:You rang?  Menu Choices
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Mar 9, 2016 07:37
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Mar 9, 2016 07:48
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Bees on Wheat posted:You rang? Pot Brownies seems pretty straightforward and Zoo Burger sounds like any other local burger chain's trademark unreasonable burger. Cheese Monster sounds delightfully Midwestern, and also like what your cardiologist will name her new yacht after a few years of you eating those.
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Mar 9, 2016 10:10
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Bees on Wheat posted:You rang? Hang on, I Kill You is $6.66 but the I Kill You platter is $5.50? Tempting...
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Mar 9, 2016 11:18
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Chrpno posted:Hang on, I Kill You is $6.66 but the I Kill You platter is $5.50? Tempting... 'I Kill U Platter' is clearly a knockoff of name-brand 'I'll Kill You'. Why they're both served at the same place I have no idea.
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Mar 9, 2016 11:31
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Sir Unimaginative posted:Pot Brownies seems pretty straightforward and Zoo Burger sounds like any other local burger chain's trademark unreasonable burger. I really enjoy the implication that the pot brownies are on a hoagie. Like I can just imagine someone, somewhere, being stoned enough that a pot brownie sandwich sounds like a really good idea. Vomit salad sandwich isn't quite as appealing, though. Wait, did they take the fried titty sandwich off the menu? That was the only thing worth ordering there! <  >
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Mar 9, 2016 11:42
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Joke stolen straight from the Flat Earth Society.
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Mar 9, 2016 15:36
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mds2 posted:Joke stolen straight from the Flat Earth Society. You mean, the joke fell flat?
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Mar 9, 2016 15:40
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I, for one, think that science is loving awesome. Neil FTW 
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Mar 9, 2016 15:48
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Paladinus posted:You mean, the joke fell flat? It was lacking in depth. It's for squares.
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Mar 9, 2016 15:48
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Deteriorata posted:It was lacking in depth. It's for squares. Plain stupid
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Mar 9, 2016 15:52
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Deteriorata posted:It was lacking in depth. It's for squares. Agreed. Not much to discus here.
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Mar 9, 2016 15:53
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Chrpno posted:Hang on, I Kill You is $6.66 but the I Kill You platter is $5.50? Tempting... It's the sampler, it's a much smaller serving of I'll Kill You, and also small servings of Homo Fries and Helicopter Pie.
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Mar 9, 2016 16:32
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wayfinder posted:Plane stupid ftfy
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Mar 9, 2016 17:15
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I'd rather eat here. 
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Mar 9, 2016 17:15
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It was impossible to make the Soups category grimdark
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Mar 9, 2016 17:25
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Phanatic posted:I'd rather eat here. What/where is this place? Everytime I see it I want to make a trip out to wherever it is and enjoy the black metal food.
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Mar 9, 2016 17:30
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Solice Kirsk posted:What/where is this place? Everytime I see it I want to make a trip out to wherever it is and enjoy the black metal food. It's at the corner of Joke Menu Ave. and Not Real St. in Fakeston
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Mar 9, 2016 17:33
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GOTTA STAY FAI posted:It's at the corner of Joke Menu Ave. and Not Real St. in Fakeston Hey, I live there!
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Mar 9, 2016 17:34
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I'm just around the corner on 123 Fake Street.
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Mar 9, 2016 17:57
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And we still can't get a franchise here in Bummerville, CA.
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Mar 9, 2016 18:25
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Paladinus posted:Hey, I live there! Nobody gives a gently caress you clown. What is it with goons and "Oh my god this is in my school/city/state/country"
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Mar 9, 2016 18:28
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Judge Schnoopy posted:Nobody gives a gently caress you clown. Fakeston pride #1 forever
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Mar 9, 2016 18:31
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Judge Schnoopy posted:Nobody gives a gently caress you clown. It's just having a little personal connection to something over the internet, which is generally a gigantic, anonymous machine. It's like seeing a TV show where the characters visit a town you've lived in or something; it's kind of neat, even in a superficial way.
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Mar 9, 2016 18:34
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Leavemywife posted:It's just having a little personal connection to something over the internet, which is generally a gigantic, anonymous machine. It's like seeing a TV show where the characters visit a town you've lived in or something; it's kind of neat, even in a superficial way. On the other hand, it can also ruin perfectly good TV. I still can't watch Breaking Bad after seeing him blow up a car across the street from my dads place.
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Mar 9, 2016 18:39
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Judge Schnoopy posted:Nobody gives a gently caress you clown. Goons in Granfalloons, news at 11
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Mar 9, 2016 20:04
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Hey if we're posting stupid menus let's not forget this gem from 2013
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Mar 9, 2016 20:39
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cram me sideways posted:Hey if we're posting stupid menus let's not forget this gem from 2013 While hilarious, that doesn't fit the theme of fake menus. 
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Mar 9, 2016 20:40
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Bees on Wheat posted:You rang? I posted this before, but here it is again. Snapped this at Conneaut Lake Park in Western PA a few years back:  The whole "amusement park" was literally a real life set from a Stephen King movie, complete with a bar full of drunken western PA rednecks. The only thing missing was Pennywise reaching from one of the storm drains.
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Mar 9, 2016 20:50
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I give it a pass for keeping with Guy Fieri's theme.
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Mar 9, 2016 20:51
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Phanatic posted:I'd rather eat here. Thats a good price for ribs
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Mar 9, 2016 21:11
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Everything on the menu should have been $6.66
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Mar 9, 2016 22:15
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Mar 10, 2016 02:03
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Robot Lincoln posted:Fakeston pride #1 forever Home of the Fightin' Photoshops!
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Mar 10, 2016 03:07
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That reminds me: I took this in a fancy restaurant a while back and couldn't stop laughing. 
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Mar 10, 2016 04:00
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Drink and Fight posted:That reminds me: I took this in a fancy restaurant a while back and couldn't stop laughing. Did they make you bring it back home with you when you left?
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Mar 10, 2016 04:05
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They stole it from that guy's pickup truck.
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Mar 10, 2016 04:08
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 Yes, he's wearing a T-shirt with his mug shot from the last time he was arrested.
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Mar 10, 2016 04:17
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Deteriorata posted:
That's what dedication to a craft looks like, millennials.
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Mar 10, 2016 07:01
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Phanatic posted:I'd rather eat here. Not gonna lie, I'm gonna get recipes for everything here and make them myself. Some of this sounds delicious. I wish this "food libraries" was real.
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