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Darth Walrus
Feb 13, 2012

PBS Newshour posted:

all those schools stacked together and the poor guy couldn't find a pen or pencil :smith:

I wouldn't feel too sorry for him - all the rest of those schools' stock were probably up his junk.

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Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry

RandomPauI posted:

I forgot who redshirt was.

Edit: I also forgot what state Gob lived in. And if it's So-Cal, what area of So-Cal it is.

That's the dad to little Maddie, who idolizes Trisssh and turned into Kenshiro.

Darth Walrus
Feb 13, 2012

Wicker Man posted:

That's the dad to little Maddie, who idolizes Trisssh and turned into Kenshiro.

And stuffs things up his junk. Up to and including hand grenades.

Space Cadet Omoly
Jan 15, 2014

~Groovy~


And so the manslaughter begins.

Who's dying next? My money's on Frank via auto erotic asphyxiation.

Gobolatula
Nov 7, 2005

RandomPauI posted:

Edit: I also forgot what state Gob lived in. And if it's So-Cal, what area of So-Cal it is.
I live about an hour away from San Fran.

RandomPauI
Nov 24, 2006


Grimey Drawer
I'm an hour north-west of LA.

Laputanmachine
Oct 31, 2010

by Smythe
I live a brisk half hour walk south from gently caress you Gob.

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

Gobolatula posted:

I live about an hour away from San Fran.

I think I mentioned it in a drawing stream aeons ago but you could probably get a table at TCAF/VanCAF or any other :canada: comic convention without too much trouble. (do TCAF, it's the one I go to)

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

ahahaha

A big flaming stink
Apr 26, 2010
It begins

DACK FAYDEN
Feb 25, 2013

Bear Witness
I hope they remember to retrieve whatever he kept stuffed up his junk.

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry
Oh dear..

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

Last frame is me finishing each update

Literally Kermit
Mar 4, 2012
t
Last two frames sums up the entire Something Awful Forums Posting Experience (tm) tbqh

Mr.Pibbleton
Feb 3, 2006

Aleuts rock, chummer.


I had a busy week and missed the update before this one so this comic worked pretty well for me, oddly enough I assumed Katie's screaming was about something other than the body and when I looked at the thread, I was right! :unsmith:

Shakenbaker
Nov 14, 2005



Grimey Drawer
Just realized he's not wearing pants and there's a small pool of blood at his crotch :allears:

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry
Weekend at Marlons:

Slime
Jan 3, 2007
That last panel made me loving break down in laughter

Mr.Pibbleton
Feb 3, 2006

Aleuts rock, chummer.

Multitasking is a very important skill in the post apocalypse.

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese
To be fair, that *does* sound like the exact sort of thing Frank Sinatra would say.

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry
I'm Beyonce:

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Thanks Aurora.

Literally Kermit
Mar 4, 2012
t

Wicker Man posted:

I'm Beyonce:



Beyonce is probably dead in this. :smith:

Emmideer
Oct 20, 2011

Lovely night, no?
Grimey Drawer
Is that movie any good? Is that movie any good? Is that movie any good? Is that movie any good? IS THAT MOVIE ANY GOOD? IS THAT MOVIE ANY GOOD?

I dunno I haven't seen it either.

Raar_Im_A_Dinosaur
Mar 16, 2006

GOOD LUCK!!

Literally Kermit posted:

Beyonce is probably dead in this. :smith:

Looks like someone hasn't read It Hurts Gaiden, my fanfic

RandomPauI
Nov 24, 2006


Grimey Drawer
You know something? I hope they riff The Red Balloon. I don't know what it was, but that was like required viewing for kids growing up in the late 80s early 90s.

Edit: thought I was phone posting in rifftrax thread, but it as here instead. Don't know why that happened but whatever.

RandomPauI fucked around with this message at 13:51 on Mar 9, 2016

There Bias Two
Jan 13, 2009
I'm not a good person

RandomPauI posted:

You know something? I hope they riff The Red Balloon. I don't know what it was, but that was like required viewing for kids growing up in the late 80s early 90s.

Edit: thought I was phone posting in rifftrax thread, but it as here instead. Don't know why that happened but whatever.

Don't worry, your post is actually not entirely irrelevant in the context of the latest comic.

RandomPauI
Nov 24, 2006


Grimey Drawer

There Bias Two posted:

Don't worry, your post is actually not entirely irrelevant in the context of the latest comic.

You heard There Bias Two. Now you have to have the kids followed by a sentient balloon creature Gob.

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry
loving LMAO!

Space Cadet Omoly
Jan 15, 2014

~Groovy~


Okay, but, why not get Ally to turn him into a zombie?

He'll probably be perfectly happy being undead! Just give him some pens and apologize and everything'll be fine.

This seems like the most obvious solution.

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry
She tried with her sister, but it doesn't work once they are dead.

Space Cadet Omoly
Jan 15, 2014

~Groovy~


Oh right, I forgot about that...

Welp, guess they're right hosed then.

Teriyaki Koinku
Nov 25, 2008

Bread! Bread! Bread!

Bread! BREAD! BREAD!

Literally a Red Shirt joke. :haw:

Also, mohawk girl's facial expressions in the most recent strip are the best. :allears:

Renaissance Robot
Oct 10, 2010

Bite my furry metal ass
excuse me her name is peanut head, get it right please
:goonsay:

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry

SatansOnion
Dec 12, 2011

drat, farting the alphabet? Pasqualo knows some truly exceptional people.

I mean, besides the ones he knows already.

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry
When Gob says "This is totally going to work," it will.

DivineCoffeeBinge
Mar 3, 2011

Spider-Man's Amazing Construction Company
I have the sneaking suspicion that all of this will work perfectly right up until someone notices that Pasqualo and Peanut Head are still covered in blood.

Raar_Im_A_Dinosaur
Mar 16, 2006

GOOD LUCK!!

DivineCoffeeBinge posted:

I have the sneaking suspicion that all of this will work perfectly right up until someone notices that Pasqualo and Peanut Head are still covered in blood.

PFFT when ISN'T he covered in blood?

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Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry
Guest comic! And I think a Goon helped make it:









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