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Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

Hijo Del Helmsley posted:

Unless you are a Patriots fan. In which case I don't wish harm on you, merely on your chosen team.

Unless you're Mister Fister

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FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Johnson making it hard for me to hate him for being a rotational DE now

quote:

But a conversation with New York general manager Jerry Reese flipped a switch for Johnson. He asked Reese if he would leave his post in New York if another club offered more money.

"He started as an intern there and now he’s the GM for the Giants. He saw everything that happened – championships and all that. He said he wouldn’t trade that for the world," Johnson said. "When he said that, I just thought to myself, ‘I’ve been here the longest. And all I’ve asked for is an opportunity. So how can I turn away from my team and the family that’s in Charlotte – how can I turn away?’

"That overweighed everything. I wanted to be happy, and I literally couldn’t imagine signing with them. This place raised me."

http://www.panthers.com/news/article-2/Charles-Johnson-Returns-On-One-Year-Deal/159e80c1-42cd-4513-8fb7-12ff52193e07

Parmesan Basil
Nov 12, 2008

TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

sweet thursday posted:

Hope you guys are all having a great offseason. You're all beautiful, clever people who deserve to have good things happen

:) TFFriendship wins again!

Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
Exciting Lemon

Chris James 2 posted:

Texans probably getting Osweiler, Broncos looking at Kaep

Brock to Texas, Kaep to Denver, RG3 to San Francisco. Redskins franchise tag looking smarter and smarter.

Parmesan Basil
Nov 12, 2008

TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK
https://twitter.com/JasonLaCanfora/status/707606535149490176

Lmao

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

I love rak

Febreeze
Oct 24, 2011

I want to care, butt I dont

Intruder posted:

Unless you're Mister Fister

Do not speak his name, lest he may return to defend himself

computer parts
Nov 18, 2010

PLEASE CLAP

Febreeze posted:

Do not speak his name, lest he may return to defend himself

Don't worry, he's too busy trolling Hillary fans in YCS.

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

holy poo poo, :lol:

Febreeze
Oct 24, 2011

I want to care, butt I dont

computer parts posted:

Don't worry, he's too busy trolling Hillary fans in YCS.

Wait, I thought YCS died? I never get outside this forum

computer parts
Nov 18, 2010

PLEASE CLAP

Febreeze posted:

Wait, I thought YCS died? I never get outside this forum

It's a subforum of D&D now. (the gaming YCS is now the Imp Zone)

C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

:science:
Soiled Meat
Trivia time from FB: Tom Brady is now the oldest non-kicker player in the NFL.

computer parts posted:

Don't worry, he's too busy trolling Hillary fans in YCS.

I've been lurking in that forum a bunch and thought I recognized that name, but I have a hell of a time recognizing posters on name alone.

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

C-Euro posted:

Trivia time from FB: Tom Brady is now the oldest non-kicker player in the NFL.


I don't think Hasselbeck has retired yet

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

Ross Angeles posted:

I don't think Hasselbeck has retired yet

Announced his retirement two weeks ago. He's apparently replacing Ditka on ESPN.

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Hijo Del Helmsley posted:

Announced his retirement two weeks ago. He's apparently replacing Ditka on ESPN.

Oh, awesome. I saw the name and just assumed it was Tim Hasselbeck since he already works there

Blarfk
Dec 26, 2003

C-Euro posted:

Trivia time from FB: Tom Brady is now the oldest non-kicker player in the NFL.

I didn't think there was any way this could be true so I looked it up and I'll be damned!

http://ftw.usatoday.com/2016/03/the-nfls-oldest-active-players-now-that-peyton-manning-is-retiring

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

C-Euro posted:

Trivia time from FB: Tom Brady is now the oldest non-kicker player in the NFL.


I've been lurking in that forum a bunch and thought I recognized that name, but I have a hell of a time recognizing posters on name alone.

Hey, man, I'm Chilichimp. You might recognize me as either "Jon Gruden smug-face" or "the fully armed and operational Ram Star"

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Intruder posted:

Unless you're Mister Fister

I miss having someone that made me look like the reasonable Patriots' fan.

waah
Jun 20, 2011

Better stay in line when
You see a Pavel like me shinin


:3:

Also this is a friendly off season reminder that the Panthers still have Stephen Hill signed to the roster.

Febreeze
Oct 24, 2011

I want to care, butt I dont

NC-17 posted:

I miss having someone that made me look like the reasonable Patriots' fan.

I'm grateful we banned and shunned him out of TFF for the entire deflategate debacle, that would have been the worst

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

NC-17 posted:

I miss having someone that made me look like the reasonable Patriots' fan.

Magicpants does that already... but it's because I think he's literally crazy... but in a fun way.

waah posted:

:3:

Also this is a friendly off season reminder that the Panthers still have Stephen Hill signed to the roster.

Superbowl Participant: Stephen Hill

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF
I have an important statement:

gently caress Mike Ditka

Parmesan Basil
Nov 12, 2008

TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

TubeStank posted:

I have an important statement:

gently caress Mike Ditka

Analyzing this... Gotta look at the variables... Hold on, we've come to a conclusion...
It's the Correct Opinion.

wedgie deliverer
Oct 2, 2010

Question - On a scale of 1-10, 10 being Cleveland and 1 being the Pats, how self-loathing is the Cowboys fanbase?

Parmesan Basil
Nov 12, 2008

TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

hi liter posted:

Question - On a scale of 1-10, 10 being Cleveland and 1 being the Pats, how self-loathing is the Cowboys fanbase?

Like a 2. America's team and all that.

MacheteZombie
Feb 4, 2007

hi liter posted:

Question - On a scale of 1-10, 10 being Cleveland and 1 being the Pats, how self-loathing is the Cowboys fanbase?


Parmesan Basil posted:

Like a 2. America's team and all that.

poo poo, I'd go -5. Cowboys fans are miles ahead of the worst Pats fans, they're just easier to ignore because the Cowboys suck so bad.

computer parts
Nov 18, 2010

PLEASE CLAP

hi liter posted:

Question - On a scale of 1-10, 10 being Cleveland and 1 being the Pats, how self-loathing is the Cowboys fanbase?

It's more delusions of grandeur than self-loathing.

The Texans have a similar phenomenon, which makes me think it's a Texas thing. Though at least the Cowboys have been historically successful.

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

TubeStank posted:

I have an important statement:

gently caress Mike Ditka

Second.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

computer parts posted:

It's more delusions of grandeur than self-loathing.

The Texans have a similar phenomenon, which makes me think it's a Texas thing. Though at least the Cowboys have been historically successful.

The Texans have delusions of grandeur? :stare:

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Intruder posted:

The Texans have delusions of grandeur? :stare:

Playoff Wins

TJ Yates: 1
Calvin Johnson: 0

A thing you will always be able to be proud of


:smith:

computer parts
Nov 18, 2010

PLEASE CLAP

Intruder posted:

The Texans have delusions of grandeur? :stare:

Texans fans. Though my sample size are primarily Aggies so that might be a bias.

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

Surely Texans fans are automatically a 0 on that scale, due to their non-existence?

(I'm just playing, Intruder :glomp:)

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

Pops Mgee posted:

Was he right?

Everyone wins in NFC East clownball, so yes.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

Hijo Del Helmsley posted:

Surely Texans fans are automatically a 0 on that scale, due to their non-existence?

(I'm just playing, Intruder :glomp:)

You're confusing the Texans with the Ti...uh...dammit, I know this...Tidals?... Tinders?...

...I'm sure it'll come to me eventually.

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

whypick1 posted:

You're confusing the Texans with the Ti...uh...dammit, I know this...Tidals?... Tinders?...

...I'm sure it'll come to me eventually.

I meant the entire AFC South that isn't the Colts.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

Hijo Del Helmsley posted:

Surely Texans fans are automatically a 0 on that scale, due to their non-existence?

(I'm just playing, Intruder :glomp:)

I'm not taking crap from a guy who switched fandoms twice in one season :colbert:

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

Intruder posted:

I'm not taking crap from a guy who switched fandoms twice in one season :colbert:

I'm ready to commit to my garbage team with no money.

I can't speak for your team being garbage or not, but they're definitely broke too.

Sour Diesel posted:

don't worry hijo i got you on this one

*steps up to podium*

the texans are bad


:hf:

Sour Diesel
Jan 30, 2010

Intruder posted:

I'm not taking crap from a guy who switched fandoms twice in one season :colbert:
don't worry hijo i got you on this one

*steps up to podium*

the texans are bad

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

Hijo Del Helmsley posted:

I'm ready to commit to my garbage team with no money.

I can't speak for your team being garbage or not, but they're definitely broke too.

Even after their new signings they still have over $20m in cap space and have some guys they can cut to generate more :getin:

Sour Diesel posted:

don't worry hijo i got you on this one

*steps up to podium*

the texans are bad

It was pretty cool when the Ravens couldn't beat them with Case Keenum at QB

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AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

Hijo Del Helmsley posted:

I meant the entire AFC South that isn't the Colts.
Bort would like a word with you :c00lbutt:

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