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Who will win the debate?
Trump Steaks
Trump Vodka
Trump Winery
Lil' Rubio
Lyin' Ted
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Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
the trump steaks are enormous

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Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


lol

Bishop
Aug 15, 2000
I think Anderson Cooper wishes he was still reporting from third world war zones

Typo
Aug 19, 2009

Chernigov Military Aviation Lyceum
The Fighting Slowpokes
If some alien superior species is studying us now they would be well within reason to think we select our leaders based on who boasts his dick is the biggest

SLOSifl
Aug 10, 2002


Is it wrong to treat this like a championship game in which you don't care about either team?

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven
I'm ready for this bullshit garbage fire.

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
can baby hitler even chew on a trump steak

The Pi dude
Oct 19, 2013
Buglord
The Trump vodka is strong tonight.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

logikv9 posted:

heard there was a latino anderson cooper at the democratic debate yesterday

https://twitter.com/ashleyfeinberg/status/707751446746370048

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
I mean, if Trump and Bernie both get ratfucked at their respective conventions, does everyone in 2020 run as an Independent to avoid the same fate?

FormerPoster
Aug 5, 2004

Hair Elf

Bishop posted:

I think Anderson Cooper wishes he was still reporting from third world war zones

He still is :eyepop:

GOOD TIMES ON METH
Mar 17, 2006

Fun Shoe
Debate coverage until 1 am and then we hit the clubbbbbbbiiitches

The Pi dude
Oct 19, 2013
Buglord

Bishop posted:

I think Anderson Cooper wishes he was still reporting from third world war zones

Detroit was last week.

Prorat
Aug 3, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

Typo posted:

If some alien superior species is studying us now they would be well within reason to think we select our leaders based on who boasts his dick is the biggest

There is nothing more ape like than doing that. It's all home grown earth baby!

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

i bet he isn't even gay <:(>

SLOSifl
Aug 10, 2002


Nice commercial. Obama is trying to cut the Obamacare you love so much.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

EugeneJ posted:

I mean, if Trump and Bernie both get ratfucked at their respective conventions, does everyone in 2020 run as an Independent to avoid the same fate?

We're pushing towards a future where hipsters vote for artisan candidates. The less well known they are, the better!

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

The Pi dude posted:

Detroit was last week.

lol

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

Goetta posted:

Debate coverage until 1 am and then we hit the clubbbbbbbiiitches

seventeen hours straight of post-debate coverage. we are gonna be harassing every person in miami-dade county for their opinions.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
I hope Trump draws his katana and finally rids the world of Ted Cruz.



I may not like Trump, but gently caress I've hated Cruz forever.

Proposition Joe
Oct 8, 2010

He was a good man
Reince Priebus will be purged from the RNC when Donald Trump wins the presidency. Imagine Donald Trump making the Republican Party in his image. :allears:

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Since Carson has endorsed Trump, I want Donald to get asked about the grain storage theory of the pyramids tonight.


I really can't get enough pyramid talk in this election.

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
Who's running those poll commercials?

The Ninth Layer
Jun 20, 2007

Anyone got a mobile friendly audio stream to this? I don't have the data plan to stream CNN.

Dahn
Sep 4, 2004

They should start the debate, withTrump throwing him out of the room.

McGlockenshire
Dec 16, 2005

GOLLOCKS!

EugeneJ posted:

I mean, if Trump and Bernie both get ratfucked at their respective conventions, does everyone in 2020 run as an Independent to avoid the same fate?

Impossible with FPTP voting. If we get amazingly lucky and the Republican party fractures, I wonder if we'll see the factions begin to talk about killing FPTP...

mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬

Proposition Joe posted:

Reince Priebus will be purged from the RNC when Donald Trump wins the presidency. Imagine Donald Trump making the Republican Party in his image. :allears:

Reince will be forced to stay on and will never be allowed to be in public without his Trump hat

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

Jerusalem posted:

We're pushing towards a future where hipsters vote for artisan candidates. The less well known they are, the better!

Candidate Atticus Tenderwood of the Sega Genesis Party rides a penny farthing onto the debate stage.

Dilbert As FUCK
Sep 8, 2007

by Cowcaster
Pillbug

rear end cobra posted:

Who's running those poll commercials?

Some company that wants to put you on a call list

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

Joementum posted:

Since Carson has endorsed Trump, I want Donald to get asked about the grain storage theory of the pyramids tonight.


I really can't get enough pyramid talk in this election.

what i love is the kissinger kissing on the dem side

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
In order to connect with his voting base tonight rubio did 4 lines before coming on stage

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Jerusalem posted:

We're pushing towards a future where hipsters vote for artisan candidates. The less well known they are, the better!

Gonna have to make a Kickstarter to fund Planned Parenthood if Kasich wins

Dolash
Oct 23, 2008

aNYWAY,
tHAT'S REALLY ALL THERE IS,
tO REPORT ON THE SUBJECT,
oF ME GETTING HURT,


This is absolutely the last chance to Stump the Trump. If he comes away undamaged from this and takes Florida (and potentially Ohio) then it's just about too late to catch him out with anything. Let's see if they can break their losing streak.

Cockblocktopus
Apr 18, 2009

Since the beginning of time, man has yearned to destroy the sun.


EugeneJ posted:

I mean, if Trump and Bernie both get ratfucked at their respective conventions, does everyone in 2020 run as an Independent to avoid the same fate?

If everything I've read on the internet is true, both parties are already executing their contingency plans by running Secret Republican Hillary Clinton against Secret Democrat Donald Trump

Either way, both parties win! :getin:

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
already tipsy

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

Joementum posted:

"This is fine. Everything's fine." ~ Reince Priebus

You're loving killing me today

passionate dongs
May 23, 2001

Snitchin' is Bitchin'

rear end cobra posted:

Who's running those poll commercials?

'constitutional rights pac'

SLOSifl
Aug 10, 2002


logikv9 posted:

already tipsy
Are you Kasich?

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

THA TITTY THRILLER posted:

Candidate Atticus Tenderwood of the Sega Genesis Party rides a penny farthing onto the debate stage.

mr tenderwood, youve been accused of opposing urban farming, how do you respond

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Typo
Aug 19, 2009

Chernigov Military Aviation Lyceum
The Fighting Slowpokes
Why does U Miami have such a great debate stage?

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