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Who will win the debate?
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Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.

really looks like he's holding that dude's hand

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Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

GamingHyena posted:

Nothing displays your bona fides like a sash.

A white sash with gold letters. A very classy sash. The best.

Dilbert As FUCK
Sep 8, 2007

by Cowcaster
Pillbug
Did Rubio just pass the buck saying "it won't happen for 30 more years, so not my problem!"

Bishop Rodan
Dec 5, 2011

See you in the funny papers, liebchen!
Why do Cruz and other such fuckwits insist on pandering to Israel? Jews overwhelmingly vote democratic, and they really aren't such a huge voting bloc that pandering to them would really make a difference, even if all Jews cared more about Israel than America (which they don't.). I'm a Jew and I'd eat a gun before I vote for Cruz, and I know I'm not the only one. So why all the Israel pandering?

My mum said that a lot of these fundy types believe that Jesus will return if all the Jews gather in Israel or some poo poo like that. Is that true?

Phone
Jul 30, 2005

親子丼をほしい。
Hey, did you know that Trump is pro Israel?

tinstaach
Aug 3, 2010

MAGNetic AttITUDE


DeepDickPizza posted:

But...but...then why isn't he being booed for every word coming out of his mouth?

Because they don't think he's lying. Donald Trump is a very good salesman.

mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬

TyrantWD posted:

Trump wants to be president just to take on the fabled impossible deal between with Israel and Palestine.

imagine how many copies of the Art of the Deal would sell if he could put that on the back

the ultimate deal

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
I love the [blacks|jews|mexicans|gays]

Constant Hamprince
Oct 24, 2010

by exmarx
College Slice
Kasich is big on domes.

Ghetto Prince
Sep 11, 2010

got to be mellow, y'all
This is honestly too boring to keep watching. You win this round Trump.


...and also every other round so far.

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
man, john, lemme tell ya, i love to imagine missiles raining down on florida

Scott Forstall
Aug 16, 2003

MMM THAT FAUX LEATHER
I called it in a prior debate, but Donald is crazy-obsessed with the white whale of the art of the deal - Israel/Palestine

DAD LOST MY IPOD
Feb 3, 2012

Fats Dominar is on the case


trip report:
/pol/ is extremely unhappy about this, and is saying that trump is in the jewish pocket

JHomer722
Jul 30, 2006

And you, you ridiculous people, you expect me to help you.

Trump: I'm friends with a few Jewish cowboys. Big guys, who are great shots, and spend money freely.

Teriyaki Koinku
Nov 25, 2008

Bread! Bread! Bread!

Bread! BREAD! BREAD!

Blasmeister posted:

It's real sad that the only attacks that are getting traction is Trump failing to poo poo on Palestinians enough

Immortan
Jun 6, 2015

by Shine
Only Trump wants to solve the IvP conflict here

Don Pigeon
Oct 29, 2005

Great pigeons are not born great. They grow great by eating lots of bread crumbs.
israeli fight club

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Jesus CHRIST Kasich :gonk:

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!
Trump wants to make the greatest deal in human history.

Polygynous
Dec 13, 2006
welp
missiles, that's crazy!

if they were drones it would be ok

Shammypants
May 25, 2004

Let me tell you about true luxury.

"gently caress peace" - John "nice guy who is really truly reasonable" Kasich

Tomahawk
Aug 13, 2003

HE KNOWS
john kasich: pursuing peace is the wrong thing to do

HyperPuma
Jun 24, 2007

b-b-b-b-b-b-b-but trump is president
pursuing peace is the wrong thing to do

Scrub-Niggurath
Nov 27, 2007

what the gently caress Kasich

Dilbert As FUCK
Sep 8, 2007

by Cowcaster
Pillbug
As stupid as it is, Trump is the only one fighting for trying to work a deal while everyone backs out of it with "never be peace"

The Human Crouton
Sep 20, 2002

Joementum posted:

A white sash with gold letters. A very classy sash. The best.

The same sashes used by the Miss USA contestants. Some of the most lovely, beautiful women in the country. Most beautiful in the world.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Oh wow, the "serious" Republican candidate just said he's totally given up on the peace process. :psyduck:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

How the gently caress in this field did John Kasich say the most monstrous and terrifying thing of the night?

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
As soon as Trump isn't allowed (for whatever reason) to act like a total rear end in a top hat he loses all of his charisma.

Yudo
May 15, 2003

Trump is the only dove? Holy poo poo.

Von Sloneker
Jul 6, 2009

as if all this was something more
than another footnote on a postcard from nowhere,
another chapter in the handbook for exercises in futility
And now let's talk about what it's like to live in Gaza.

Ha ha no but seriously.

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer
Oh boy another war

ate shit on live tv
Feb 15, 2004

by Azathoth
Tonight is making me question everything I know about anything.

Teriyaki Koinku
Nov 25, 2008

Bread! Bread! Bread!

Bread! BREAD! BREAD!

paranoid randroid posted:

man, john, lemme tell ya, i love to imagine missiles raining down on florida

:yeah:

VR Native American
May 1, 2009
Gun Saliva
Cruz wants to used targeted carpet bombing

Scrub-Niggurath
Nov 27, 2007

THERE CAN BE NO PEACE UNTIL THE PALESTINIANS ARE DRIVEN FROM THEIR LANDS

fade5
May 31, 2012

by exmarx

Fullhouse posted:

i feel like ISIS does not mass-drown people in big steel cages like Bond villains, where the gently caress did that come from?
it came from the time when they did it:
http://heavy.com/news/2015/06/isis-...age-men-killed/

protip: do not click that link

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT

Bishop Rodan posted:

My mum said that a lot of these fundy types believe that Jesus will return if all the Jews gather in Israel or some poo poo like that. Is that true?

yes, basically

Dr_0ctag0n
Apr 25, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 9 days!
FREE WAR!

FREE TAX BREAKS!

UNICORNS POOPING RAINBOWS!

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Zoran
Aug 19, 2008

I lost to you once, monster. I shall not lose again! Die now, that our future can live!
Hey look, Cruz actually is in favor of killing civilians after all

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