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Who will win the debate?
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Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



We literally can't bomb them harder or give the Kurds more aid

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SNAKES N CAKES
Sep 6, 2005

DAVID GAIDER
Lead Writer

Yudo posted:

Trump is the only dove? Holy poo poo.

It's been this way since Paul dropped out.

Polygynous
Dec 13, 2006
welp

Jerusalem posted:

How the gently caress in this field did John Kasich say the most monstrous and terrifying thing of the night?

he's actually terrible, surprise

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
Is diplomacy a tool?

Phone
Jul 30, 2005

親子丼をほしい。
"I will send your children and loved ones to die in the sand"
- Ted Cruz

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

Dilbert As gently caress posted:

As stupid as it is, Trump is the only one fighting for trying to work a deal while everyone backs out of it with "never be peace"

Yet he's also made it impossible with his "Muslims hate America" nonsense. There's no way the U.S. can negotiate with that rhetoric.

Cracked_Gear
Nov 4, 2013

Hey Cruz what happened the last time we armed a middle eastern group?

Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

Cruz on the Iraq War III platform, bold strategy there

AceRimmer
Mar 18, 2009
explodinghill.gif

The Real Paddy
Aug 21, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

DAD LOST MY IPOD posted:

trip report:
/pol/ is extremely unhappy about this, and is saying that trump is in the jewish pocket

Hence the boos

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

Yudo posted:

Trump is the only dove? Holy poo poo.

dove, except when it comes to the families of "terrorists"

GamingHyena
Jul 25, 2003

Devil's Advocate
I promise every soldier, sailor, and wife, you can murder the poo poo out of whoever you want come 2017!

Shark Sandwich
Sep 6, 2010

by R. Guyovich
Is this a good night or a bad night for Trump or does "nothing matters" still hold?

mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬

Youth Decay posted:

Cruz on the Iraq War III platform, bold strategy there

whats the worst that can happen :^)

Blasmeister
Jan 15, 2012




2Time TRP Sack Race Champion

BGrifter posted:

Trump wants to make the greatest deal in human history.

He wants someone else to broker the peace for him on the cheap but it'll still be called the Trump Peace Process and called a total success regardless of outcome

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009
Why won't Obama let our soldiers commit war crimes?!:qq::qq:

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.
Do me a favor and close your eyes. Reach blindly for your glass of bourbon and let a sip of its honeyed burn coat the chambers of your throat. Part your lips. Whisper a single phrase: "President Ted Cruz." Let that ashen taste spread over your tongue.

q1dm4
Dec 2, 2003

rockets only
*COUUUUGH*

Phone
Jul 30, 2005

親子丼をほしい。
It's amoral to not kill people? :nsavince:

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler

Slaughterhouse-Ive posted:

Is this a good night or a bad night for Trump or does "nothing matters" still hold?

the latter

TyrantWD
Nov 6, 2010
Ignore my doomerism, I don't think better things are possible
Connecting yourself with Donald Rumsfeld? Bold strategy Kasich.

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

Bishop Rodan posted:

Why do Cruz and other such fuckwits insist on pandering to Israel? Jews overwhelmingly vote democratic, and they really aren't such a huge voting bloc that pandering to them would really make a difference, even if all Jews cared more about Israel than America (which they don't.). I'm a Jew and I'd eat a gun before I vote for Cruz, and I know I'm not the only one. So why all the Israel pandering?

My mum said that a lot of these fundy types believe that Jesus will return if all the Jews gather in Israel or some poo poo like that. Is that true?

I'm pretty sure that's part of it A roundabout appeal to evangelicals who believe they need Israel for their apocalypse scenario.

Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

SHOCK AND AWE

Mr. Nemo
Feb 4, 2016

I wish I had a sister like my big strong Daddy :(
So, that's the really republican side of Kasich.

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
jesus wants us to destroy the middle east

Scrub-Niggurath
Nov 27, 2007

hahahahahaha shock and awe eh kasich?

mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬

Slaughterhouse-Ive posted:

Is this a good night or a bad night for Trump or does "nothing matters" still hold?

i said it earlier but it feels like they have been baiting trump to throw the first punch all night

he wins if he doesn't take the bait, and it looks like he hasn't

q1dm4
Dec 2, 2003

rockets only
Cruz seems allergic to his own bullshit

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


JHomer722 posted:

Trump: I'm friends with a few Jewish cowboys. Big guys, who are great shots, and spend money freely.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Hey... hey... CNN, maybe you should ask a follow up question to the guy who just abandoned the last fifty years of US-Israeli policy.

LionYeti
Oct 12, 2008


Ted Cruz is dangerously sane sounding to people like my dad :smith:

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009
citing Rummy, Kasich? Really?

DAD LOST MY IPOD
Feb 3, 2012

Fats Dominar is on the case


Bishop
Aug 15, 2000
I'll kill more muslims than any of these gently caress shits, vote for Bishop, nuclear overlord 2016

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer
"When it settles down" in say, 40 or 50 years

Polygynous
Dec 13, 2006
welp
war is popular, more war!

McGlockenshire
Dec 16, 2005

GOLLOCKS!
gently caress you Trump

SNAKES N CAKES
Sep 6, 2005

DAVID GAIDER
Lead Writer

Slaughterhouse-Ive posted:

Is this a good night or a bad night for Trump or does "nothing matters" still hold?

This seems like a prototypical "nothing matters" night. It hasn't been remotely interesting to the average voter.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

A hit-and-run insurgency group made up of loosely connected cells? Let's use mass troops to fight them!

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sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
Donald Trump will announce his running mate, Big Boss.

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