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Who will win the debate?
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sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
Donald Trump will announce his running mate, Big Boss.

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paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

Bishop posted:

I'll kill more muslims than any of these gently caress shits, vote for Bishop, nuclear overlord 2016

do you accept campaign donations in the form of sweaty crumpled fistfuls of small bills

Blasmeister
Jan 15, 2012




2Time TRP Sack Race Champion

Global Warming is a creation of ISIS

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!
Just get the wars over fast, you pussies!

Dilbert As FUCK
Sep 8, 2007

by Cowcaster
Pillbug
Trump - War on the environment and ISIS

Zeta Taskforce
Jun 27, 2002

Has there been a Republican debate yet where someone has not been coughing non-stop?

Teriyaki Koinku
Nov 25, 2008

Bread! Bread! Bread!

Bread! BREAD! BREAD!
GOP: MORE BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!!! :kheldragar:

DAD LOST MY IPOD
Feb 3, 2012

Fats Dominar is on the case


trump would knock out the oil, because he doesn't care about the environment :clint:

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Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
I'm not watching the debate tonight... whose winning and has Trump said anything great yet?

The Human Crouton
Sep 20, 2002

Bishop Rodan posted:

My mum said that a lot of these fundy types believe that Jesus will return if all the Jews gather in Israel or some poo poo like that. Is that true?

Kind of. The Judeo Messiah will arrive. The Christians call that person the Anti-Christ.

GrimGypsy
Mar 27, 2007

this debate sucks and these men are all pieces of poo poo goddamn

ate shit on live tv
Feb 15, 2004

by Azathoth

Phone posted:

Hey, did you know that Trump is pro Israel?

Every public figure is,

otherwise you are labeled a bigot

Scrub-Niggurath
Nov 27, 2007

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

VR Native American
May 1, 2009
Gun Saliva
You defunded the VA dum dums.

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



We will

UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES

increase VS funding

Dilbert As FUCK
Sep 8, 2007

by Cowcaster
Pillbug

BeOSPOS posted:

I'm not watching the debate tonight... whose winning and has Trump said anything great yet?

Trump is winning, and everyone is trying to copy him by rewording what trump said

SpRahl
Apr 22, 2008

BeOSPOS posted:

I'm not watching the debate tonight... whose winning and has Trump said anything great yet?

You are the one winning by not watching

Cornflakes
Dec 3, 2006

HOLY poo poo CREDIT TO BERNIE WRAP IT UP RUBE

Dr_0ctag0n
Apr 25, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 9 days!
Yeah, soldiers arent killing themselves because they are fighting a pointless war that will never end and losing loved ones and friends, they are killing themselves because the VA wasn't firing people for doing a bad job.

Scrub-Niggurath
Nov 27, 2007

Donald "If we change the laws they technically can't be called war crimes" Trump is the least hawkish candidate on stage lmao

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!
The entire province of Alberta just got a throbbing erection over the plan to bomb oil in the middle east.

Polygynous
Dec 13, 2006
welp
neat, a question about veterans' issues after they all promised to create more veterans

Dr.Zeppelin
Dec 5, 2003

BeOSPOS posted:

I'm not watching the debate tonight... whose winning and has Trump said anything great yet?

trump is clearly winning because nothing noteworthy has happened and the candidates are all being nice to each other so they look like calm, reasonable adults

trump's favorables probably go up double digits after this

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011



Common sense solution from a guy who speaks his mind!

Von Sloneker
Jul 6, 2009

as if all this was something more
than another footnote on a postcard from nowhere,
another chapter in the handbook for exercises in futility
It's all boring but they all agreed to wipe the Palestinians off the map.

edit: meant to quote someone but gently caress it nothing matters

Phone
Jul 30, 2005

親子丼をほしい。

BeOSPOS posted:

I'm not watching the debate tonight... whose winning and has Trump said anything great yet?

Imagine the worst thing imaginable and double it.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

BeOSPOS posted:

I'm not watching the debate tonight... whose winning and has Trump said anything great yet?

Trump is trying to hold his aggressive tendencies in check, and the other three candidates are trying to push his policies and claim them for their own.

mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬

DAD LOST MY IPOD
Feb 3, 2012

Fats Dominar is on the case


SNAKES N CAKES posted:

This seems like a prototypical "nothing matters" night. It hasn't been remotely interesting to the average voter.

the only thing that anyone's going to remember from tonight is the torture stuff that's going to run in attack ads and push polls

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.

BeOSPOS posted:

I'm not watching the debate tonight... whose winning and has Trump said anything great yet?

trump is winning, and also endorsed drowning terrorists in big steel cages

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
:lol: Rubio is taking credit for the McCain-Sanders VA bill. I bet John loooooooves that.

Yudo
May 15, 2003

Bernie Sanders, bitches.

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Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

take the last word from each line

Brown Man Congress rear end Gas

Shammypants
May 25, 2004

Let me tell you about true luxury.

If you work at the VA and you do a bad job at the VA when someone comes to the VA and asks for services then you will no longer work at the VA when you previously did work at the VA.

Kurt_Cobain
Jul 9, 2001
Where else could a boy born in Calgary run for president of the United States?

-Barry

Craptacular!
Jul 9, 2001

Fuck the DH

Jerusalem posted:

How the gently caress in this field did John Kasich say the most monstrous and terrifying thing of the night?

What happened?

Lockback
Sep 3, 2006

All days are nights to see till I see thee; and nights bright days when dreams do show me thee.
I passed a great law. And it's been totally ineffective!

The Kingfish
Oct 21, 2015


Yudo posted:

Bernie Sanders, bitches.

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CubsWoo
Aug 17, 2005

Where the big boys RAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH FUCK YOU
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