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Who will win the debate?
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CubsWoo
Aug 17, 2005

Where the big boys RAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH FUCK YOU
https://twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/708125273926008832

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That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

veterans are such babies.

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer
1. Veterans should have access to whatever health care they need
2. The VA should be downsized.

Cool plan Kasich

Scrub-Niggurath
Nov 27, 2007

hahahaha gently caress Cuba

mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬
Cuba

*boos*

Polygynous
Dec 13, 2006
welp
oh good, cuba

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
i cannot loving believe this dude who looks like a high school gym teacher from ohio and thinks peace is irresponsible is the "reasonable" guy on the stage we are supposed to be getting hype for

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001


uhhhhhhhh

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven
This is the debate version of hugging your opponent until the bell rings.

GamingHyena
Jul 25, 2003

Devil's Advocate

PostNouveau posted:

1. Veterans should have access to whatever health care they need
2. The VA should be downsized.

Cool plan Kasich

Hey, a lot of them were medics, right? Problem solves itself.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Craptacular! posted:

What happened?

Peace between Israel and Palestine is impossible, the only solution is to 100% support Israel and supply them with the weapons they need to completely dominate and cow the Palestinians forever.

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
oooOOOooOOoO castro!!! arent you afraid!!!

Don Pigeon
Oct 29, 2005

Great pigeons are not born great. They grow great by eating lots of bread crumbs.
Cuba will utterly capitulate to American business interests or we will not deal with them!

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Craptacular! posted:

What happened?

Kasich said that, as President, he would abandon the Israeli-Palestinian peace process and just give Israel more arms.

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Rubio's delivery is literally "junior high debate team" levels bad. He needs to work on that if he ever plans on doing another run.

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004




Boring, vaguely unlikable, and shilling 90% of the standard GOP line with no actual details?

fade5
May 31, 2012

by exmarx

mdemone posted:

uhhhhhhhh
it was a Kirschen edit at one point

now it seems to be what he actually believes

Polygynous
Dec 13, 2006
welp
the embargo was going to start working any day now and Obama ruined it

mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬

Montasque posted:

This is the debate version of hugging your opponent until the bell rings.

rope-a-dope strategy doesn't work if your opponent isnt tiring himself out

too little too late

Yudo
May 15, 2003

PostNouveau posted:

1. Veterans should have access to whatever health care they need
2. The VA should be downsized.

Cool plan Kasich

One thing does not follow the other. The mental knots he must tie.

Blasmeister
Jan 15, 2012




2Time TRP Sack Race Champion

The Cuba deal was the worst deal I've ever seen - Trump, probably

Scrub-Niggurath
Nov 27, 2007

WE CANT BE IN NEGOTIATIONS WITH CUBA, THEY'RE NOT A DEMOCRACY


*eagerly caters to Saudi interests*

SentSix
Jul 19, 2001

Please all you mariel boatlift motherfuckers... Please vote for me.
--Marco

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009
The fact that Castro will live longer than Rubio's political career makes him soooo mad.

The Human Crouton
Sep 20, 2002

Montasque posted:

This is the debate version of hugging your opponent until the bell rings.

We still have an hour. Just wait until one of their aides whispers to them that they are losing an online poll as they go to pee.

The Real Paddy
Aug 21, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
Rubio: "Since Neoliberalism has established a foothold in Cuba, things have only gotten worse."

Dilbert As FUCK
Sep 8, 2007

by Cowcaster
Pillbug
Yeah gently caress Cuba, they are such a threat if we open up small trade with them

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
wait what people are stealing medicare and running to cuba

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

Dilbert As gently caress posted:

Trump is winning, and everyone is trying to copy him by rewording what trump said


SpRahl posted:

You are the one winning by not watching


Dr.Zeppelin posted:

trump is clearly winning because nothing noteworthy has happened and the candidates are all being nice to each other so they look like calm, reasonable adults

trump's favorables probably go up double digits after this


Phone posted:

Imagine the worst thing imaginable and double it.


Jerusalem posted:

Trump is trying to hold his aggressive tendencies in check, and the other three candidates are trying to push his policies and claim them for their own.


Soothing Vapors posted:

trump is winning, and also endorsed drowning terrorists in big steel cages


I love everything that is happening. this is it folks, this is a new era in American Gladiators Politics

Perfect Potato
Mar 4, 2009
I was listening to this for less than a minute and I'm pretty sure Rubio said "democratic opening" like ten times

Dr.Zeppelin
Dec 5, 2003

paranoid randroid posted:

i cannot loving believe this dude who looks like a high school gym teacher from ohio and thinks peace is irresponsible is the "reasonable" guy on the stage we are supposed to be getting hype for

the sole reason that was happening was that he was positioning himself as above the fray, but right now there's no fray

Bishop
Aug 15, 2000
This is such a great tightrope to tread beacuse the only people who still give a single gently caress about Cuba are rich ppl from immigrant familys. even poor cuban immigrants love the idea of opening up cuba

Polygynous
Dec 13, 2006
welp
I didn't know Rick Scott was Cuban

Prorat
Aug 3, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
When did America start giving a gently caress about international law? WE ARE LAW!

I'm being serious.

The UN is more corrupt than Hillary which shouldn't be possible.

Phone
Jul 30, 2005

親子丼をほしい。
Cuba stole all of our mobility scooters and 1950s Bel Airs.

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

Cuba was one of the best Red Alert 2 nations

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Blasmeister posted:

The Cuba deal was the worst deal I've ever seen - Trump, probably

You can see the future!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Cuba wants reparations for decades of abuse.

.....seems reasonable.

saints gambit
Apr 8, 2004
a donut with no holes is a danish
"But with trade, Socialism will work in Cuba!"

Friggin' ridiculous.

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Blasmeister
Jan 15, 2012




2Time TRP Sack Race Champion

Blasmeister posted:

The Cuba deal was the worst deal I've ever seen - Trump, probably

loving lol

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