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Who will win the debate?
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Phone
Jul 30, 2005

親子丼をほしい。

paranoid randroid posted:

can someone please ask donald what a "Really Good Deal" would look like

Imagine the worst thing imaginable and double it.

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Mr. Nemo
Feb 4, 2016

I wish I had a sister like my big strong Daddy :(
Rubio just jizzed his pants, biggest cheer of the night

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



What did Rubio burn him with, somebody was talking to me

Craptacular!
Jul 9, 2001

Fuck the DH

Jerusalem posted:

Peace between Israel and Palestine is impossible, the only solution is to 100% support Israel and supply them with the weapons they need to completely dominate and cow the Palestinians forever.

Joementum posted:

Kasich said that, as President, he would abandon the Israeli-Palestinian peace process and just give Israel more arms.

Israel has nukes already. I'm not sure you're really able to step up their weapons stockpile in any appreciable way.

marshmonkey
Dec 5, 2003

I was sick of looking
at your stupid avatar
so
have a cool cat instead.

:v:
Switchblade Switcharoo
Rubio dunking on Trump re: florida specific cuba poo poo

lamentable dustman
Apr 13, 2007

🏆🏆🏆

cuba stops humping north korea

Stereotype
Apr 24, 2010

College Slice
lol this audience is horrible

Jacobin
Feb 1, 2013

by exmarx

That DICK! posted:

Cuba was one of the best Red Alert 2 nations

I nearly forgot about this. I need to revisit

Cronodoculous
Jun 29, 2006

You light up my life


Listening to Trump try to articulate policy makes me lightheaded. I need to go lay down.

Dilbert As FUCK
Sep 8, 2007

by Cowcaster
Pillbug
Can someone fix the Rubio robot and remind him what year it is?

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer
Haha, Trump got roped into having a Cuba policy fight with Rubio. What a disaster.

Scrub-Niggurath
Nov 27, 2007

turns out saying gently caress Cuba is a popular response in Florida

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
rubio water spotted

Zaphod42
Sep 13, 2012

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.
Audience is going nuts for somebody finally doing something interesting.

CubsWoo
Aug 17, 2005

Where the big boys RAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH FUCK YOU
Rubio did a great job on the most important issue facing America: Relations with Cuba

The Human Crouton
Sep 20, 2002

Jerusalem posted:

Cuba should also kick that torture camp out of Guantanamo Bay!

:iceburn:

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

Phone posted:

Pawn Stars

Now with Donald Trump

Let's make a deal.

lemme call my buddy who is an expert on carribean regimes

Cornflakes
Dec 3, 2006

Stereotype posted:

lol this audience is horrible

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009
Cuba's government is SO EVIL and suppresses dissent!

Incidentally, I love all Sunni principalities.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
How pissed is Ted Cruz right now? My guess: extremely pissed.

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven

mannerup posted:

rope-a-dope strategy doesn't work if your opponent isnt tiring himself out

too little too late

I'm talking about Trump.

Dilbert As FUCK
Sep 8, 2007

by Cowcaster
Pillbug
"Cuba helping the russians, and north korea"

Shaking in my boots

the bitcoin of weed
Nov 1, 2014

Stereotype posted:

lol this audience is horrible

It's Miami, they all either hate Cubans or Are Cubans

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



I think Trump is trying to appeal to the center by being measured but he isn't taking centrist positions, he's just getting co-opted on all his poo poo and looking weak

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
Why is it so hard for these chucklefucks to show Trump doesn't know what the hell he is talking about?

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

yeah! if you want four more years of Obama, obviously the candidate is TRUMP

Teriyaki Koinku
Nov 25, 2008

Bread! Bread! Bread!

Bread! BREAD! BREAD!
Trump just got stumped loving hard by Rubio. :eyepop:

SLOSifl
Aug 10, 2002


Wow, Rubio could win Florida with how badly Cruz and Trump handled Cuba questions.

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
trump is angryyyy

Shark Sandwich
Sep 6, 2010

by R. Guyovich
Aren't Cubans the Uncle Toms of Latin America?

Scrub-Niggurath
Nov 27, 2007

Come on Trump, ditch the high road, get down and dirty with the rest of us

Jacobin
Feb 1, 2013

by exmarx
Assata Shakur reference

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!
Lol Rubio is a clown. How is he not being laughed out of the building?

Oh right, Republicans.

Ah well, we Canadians will keep enjoying our cheap awesome Cuban vacations.

JHomer722
Jul 30, 2006

And you, you ridiculous people, you expect me to help you.

logikv9 posted:

rubio water spotted

He switched to a mug though. No more water bottles for him. Sad!

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

uncurable mlady posted:

the word 'deal' has lost all meaning to me

rearrange the letters in 'DEAL' and you get L E A D. that's some NLP type poo poo right there. you just gotta love a natural leader

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
trump is reverting to default settings

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!

Goetta posted:

Trump is an idiot

GrimGypsy
Mar 27, 2007

I can't believe we're flirting with saying that Cuba is actually a threat to America in some way lol


"I WILL MAKE THE DEAL BY MAKING IT A GOOD DEAL WHICH IS A DEAL, DEAL WITH IT" - trump every 2 minutes all night

Phone
Jul 30, 2005

親子丼をほしい。

Scrub-Niggurath posted:

turns out saying gently caress Cuba is a popular response in Florida

the only thing more popular is "gently caress Haiti"

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paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
IM GONNA MAKE A lovely DEAL! AND YOU ASSHOLES CANT STOP ME! AHAHAHAHAHAHAH! *ramps motorcycle over burning city bus*

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