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Who will win the debate?
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Zaphod42
Sep 13, 2012

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.

BeOSPOS posted:

rearrange the letters in 'DEAL' and you get L E A D. that's some NLP type poo poo right there. you just gotta love a natural leader

The art of the deal...

... Its a cookbook!!!

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Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

SLOSifl posted:

Wow, Rubio could win Florida with how badly Cruz and Trump handled Cuba questions.

Not just the Cuba question. Rubio is legitimately having a great debate tonight in his home state.

Will it matter? Probably not because lol nothing matters.

apatheticman
May 13, 2003

Wedge Regret
Everything is a disaster!

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

"i would make an okay dea-- no, wait, poo poo" - Lil Rubio

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Trump doesn't know what he wants in that deal, just more.
More is a valid thing to want.
More is a sublimely American desire.

Dilbert As FUCK
Sep 8, 2007

by Cowcaster
Pillbug

SirPablo posted:

Why is it so hard for these chucklefucks to show Trump doesn't know what the hell he is talking about?

They gotta stick the the script they were told to read

Blasmeister
Jan 15, 2012




2Time TRP Sack Race Champion

I like that we're back to threatening other countries again

Winkie01
Nov 28, 2004

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler

Joementum posted:

Not just the Cuba question. Rubio is legitimately having a great debate tonight in his home state.

Will it matter? Probably not because lol nothing matters.

somehow causes a drop in his poll numbers

Stereotype
Apr 24, 2010

College Slice
First Hillary claims Bernie is actually a republican and now Cruz is arguing that Trump is really a Democrat

SLOSifl
Aug 10, 2002


Secretaries of State :eng101:

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.
"secretary of states" -- a united states senator

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



This is approaching critical levels of Deals Per Minute

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009
Dear Donald Trump: your knowledge of nuclear nonproliferation deals is 0. Literally zero. You fuckwit.

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

Slaughterhouse-Ive posted:

Aren't Cubans the Uncle Toms of Latin America?

The older ones who were plutocrats before Castro threw them out support the GOP hard, but the younger generations are lot closer to Latinos their age.

ate shit on live tv
Feb 15, 2004

by Azathoth

BeOSPOS posted:

I'm not watching the debate tonight... whose winning and has Trump said anything great yet?

If you wanted to pick a "low-energy" night to skip, this was a good one.

JHVH-1
Jun 28, 2002
They still talking about Assata Shakur like she's a threat to the general public. She's 68 years old.

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

secretaries of state, ted

GamingHyena
Jul 25, 2003

Devil's Advocate

logikv9 posted:

trump is reverting to default settings

He's in power saving mode.

q1dm4
Dec 2, 2003

rockets only
i hope Cruz wins so i can vote against him in spite

TyrantWD
Nov 6, 2010
Ignore my doomerism, I don't think better things are possible
Trump is almost a parody of himself tonight. If he can't launch into personal attacks, he has nothing.

TyrantWD has issued a correction as of 04:18 on Mar 11, 2016

Alucard Nacirema
Apr 22, 2008

by exmarx
Why does Ted always look nervous and pussy when trump talks and why does Rubio always stop and start smiling when he makes a joke that people in the audience actually chuckle at? It's like it just dawns on him that he finally landed a joke

Phone
Jul 30, 2005

親子丼をほしい。
Ted Cruz' answer to everything is "Trump agreed with a Democrat"

GamingHyena
Jul 25, 2003

Devil's Advocate

That DICK! posted:

secretaries of state, ted

More like Secretary of HATE, Ted.

Cronodoculous
Jun 29, 2006

You light up my life


I hope we can hear how all the other candidates feel about the giving of the money.

saints gambit
Apr 8, 2004
a donut with no holes is a danish
This is stupid. The answer should be:

"Keep it open. American money will flow in and change their society before negotiations would. They're a small island nation and we're going to invest heavily."

Bishop
Aug 15, 2000
I loving give up, at least the Israel bullshit is a legit international conflict, but Cuba... what the gently caress is Cuba going to do to us or anyone else?

HyperPuma
Jun 24, 2007

b-b-b-b-b-b-b-but trump is president
ayatollah kamehameha

The Human Crouton
Sep 20, 2002

Mentioning Trump giving Hillary money. Cruz flinched first, thanks to Trump's great negotiating skills.

Polygynous
Dec 13, 2006
welp
what the gently caress is this

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Is Trump arguing that we failed by getting the soldiers back within hours?

Tomahawk
Aug 13, 2003

HE KNOWS
trump is falling apart but it means nothing

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Majorian posted:

Dear Donald Trump: your knowledge of nuclear nonproliferation deals is 0. Literally zero. You fuckwit.

Actually he knows a huge amount. Lots of experts he knows have come to him and told him they're amazed by how much he knows. It's really remarkable. Great stuff.

Prorat
Aug 3, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
Lying Ted! Trump says the Iran deal is the worst deal in literally every single rally ever single day!

Ted is lying. Shut up Ted.

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Bishop posted:

I loving give up, at least the Israel bullshit is a legit international conflict, but Cuba... what the gently caress is Cuba going to do to us or anyone else?

They were mean to us once.

Never forget.

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.
oh poo poo it's kasich time

Stereotype
Apr 24, 2010

College Slice
Trump just never really says anything does he.

"I'm going to do the best job" - Trump repeatedly

Cornflakes
Dec 3, 2006

truss ted

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

Bishop posted:

I loving give up, at least the Israel bullshit is a legit international conflict, but Cuba... what the gently caress is Cuba going to do to us or anyone else?

its just pandering to butthurt old batista-bois

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triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



:jerry:

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