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Who will win the debate?
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Lil' Rubio
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triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



:jerry:

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

TyrantWD posted:

Trump is almost a parody of himself tonight. If he can't attack launch into personal attacks, he has nothing.

Now imagine him being like this up against Hillary or even Bernie.

VR Native American
May 1, 2009
Gun Saliva
Trump up an excuse

marshmonkey
Dec 5, 2003

I was sick of looking
at your stupid avatar
so
have a cool cat instead.

:v:
Switchblade Switcharoo

Jerusalem posted:

Actually he knows a huge amount. Lots of experts he knows have come to him and told him they're amazed by how much he knows. It's really remarkable. Great stuff.

AceRimmer
Mar 18, 2009
Bomb the tractor factory in Cuba clearly

Mr. Nemo
Feb 4, 2016

I wish I had a sister like my big strong Daddy :(
"You know what we need? More wars"

John Kasich

lamentable dustman
Apr 13, 2007

🏆🏆🏆

our friends around the world already have relations with Cuba

Winkie01
Nov 28, 2004
Trump is absolute poo poo if he is not being attacked.

Blasmeister
Jan 15, 2012




2Time TRP Sack Race Champion

saints gambit posted:

This is stupid. The answer should be:

"Keep it open. American money will flow in and change their society before negotiations would. They're a small island nation and we're going to invest heavily."

American money going to not America in a form other than bombs? I think you're watching the wrong debate

Prorat
Aug 3, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
Now we are shipping jobs to Cuba???? What the gently caress!

gently caress that.

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler

trump jets cant melt steel truss ted

marshmonkey
Dec 5, 2003

I was sick of looking
at your stupid avatar
so
have a cool cat instead.

:v:
Switchblade Switcharoo

VR Native American posted:

Trump up an excuse

Donald gets a response.

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
i like how trumps most substantive answer of the night is "social security is hosed, but im not gonna do anything about it"

Don Pigeon
Oct 29, 2005

Great pigeons are not born great. They grow great by eating lots of bread crumbs.
Americans doing business in Cuba is bad because we don't support fighters in Ukraine.

Zaphod42
Sep 13, 2012

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.

TyrantWD posted:

Trump is almost a parody of himself tonight. If he can't attack launch into personal attacks, he has nothing.

Yeah if his plan in the general is to appear 'more presidential' then he's hosed.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
https://twitter.com/smotus/status/708129443416379392

Dilbert As FUCK
Sep 8, 2007

by Cowcaster
Pillbug
Is everyone going to just reword what trump has said?

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
STOP HACKING US CHINA

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
kaisch forgot he's supposed to be moderate

SLOSifl
Aug 10, 2002


You loving shitbag Rubio, you loving dumbfuck shitmouth dick.

SLOSifl has issued a correction as of 04:20 on Mar 11, 2016

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

kasich's your neighbor with the kneehigh white socks

Jacobin
Feb 1, 2013

by exmarx
Bahahaha. No I wouldnt allow companies to do business in Cuba... *mentions absolutely everything else*

Scrub-Niggurath
Nov 27, 2007

holy poo poo Kasich literally just said negotiate tough deals he is trying to become Donald Trump starting with a terrible haircut

Oiled and Ready
Oct 11, 2004

He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

Joementum posted:

Not just the Cuba question. Rubio is legitimately having a great debate tonight in his home state.

Will it matter? Probably not because lol nothing matters.

Trump is not having a bad night, nor a good night. So, Trump still wins.

Phone
Jul 30, 2005

親子丼をほしい。
"What is America doing?"

I don't know, putting 4 insane fascists on TV for the world to see.

The Human Crouton
Sep 20, 2002

Kasich appealing to my Ohio warrior culture.

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer
The Cubans will be wearing Wranglers and watching Big Bang Theory on Thursdays in, like, 2 years. Who could possibly care this much about Cuba?

Scott Forstall
Aug 16, 2003

MMM THAT FAUX LEATHER
Kasich, "Our friends come and they says to us, they says..."

Zeta Taskforce
Jun 27, 2002

Has Kasich always been this hawkish? He's in favor of arming half the world now.

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
"why won't the US invade us" - the world

McGlockenshire
Dec 16, 2005

GOLLOCKS!

Stereotype posted:

Trump just never really says anything does he.

"I'm going to do the best job" - Trump repeatedly

It's worked so far.

In a logical world, everyone would see straight through him in this debate. Evidence has shown that there is no logic here.

Stereotype
Apr 24, 2010

College Slice

paranoid randroid posted:

i like how trumps most substantive answer of the night is "social security is hosed, but im not gonna do anything about it"

he is going to make a deal with it

KKKLIP ART
Sep 3, 2004

Winkie01 posted:

Trump is absolute poo poo if he is not being attacked.

Truth. He is the best at tearing people apart, not debating international policy

apatheticman
May 13, 2003

Wedge Regret
with us or against us has to be grand fathered finish your drink status

saints gambit
Apr 8, 2004
a donut with no holes is a danish

Blasmeister posted:

American money going to not America in a form other than bombs? I think you're watching the wrong debate

"You want another State? Cuba! 51 states! What a great deal I could make!"

The Pi dude
Oct 19, 2013
Buglord
WE WILL NUKE THE WORLD!!!!

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009
Oh my god, kasich, you're an idiot.

Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

"Let's declare war on: China, ISIS, North Korea, Iran, Cuba and Russia. Simultaneously."

-Kasich

Prorat
Aug 3, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

Jerusalem posted:

Now imagine him being like this up against Hillary or even Bernie.

He will never be like this during the GE, he will attack Hillary hard as gently caress.

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Mystery Goomba
Jun 4, 2011
Who is always coughing during these debates?

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