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Who will win the debate?
Trump Steaks
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Lil' Rubio
Lyin' Ted
Kasichmentum
Baby Hitler
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Mystery Goomba
Jun 4, 2011
Who is always coughing during these debates?

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Polygynous
Dec 13, 2006
welp
"you're not our enemy, you're either with us or against us"

amazing

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Winkie01 posted:

Trump is absolute poo poo if he is not being attacked.

I hope on his behalf that he has something else crazy in his pocket because this is a flat, flaaaaat showing for him and the press will brutalize him for it if given time to ruminate.

Yudo
May 15, 2003

lol Kasich arguing for war with China

TyrantWD
Nov 6, 2010
Ignore my doomerism, I don't think better things are possible

Phone posted:

"What is America doing?"

I don't know, putting 4 insane fascists on TV for the world to see.

To be fair it's 3 and Rubio who is more neocon.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


Mother of God..... :aaa:

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
if they say there is no scientific consensus i will punch a wall

McGlockenshire
Dec 16, 2005

GOLLOCKS!
Ahahahaha climate change, bitches.

Kurt_Cobain
Jul 9, 2001
"Deals" could be the word of this election

Oh climate change....

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009
What Kasich is saying about Ukraine could literally bring about the end of the world.

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

holy poo poo, a bell rang and kasich stopped shortly after instead of continuing and then speeding up there'd be no opportunity to interrupt

Combed Thunderclap
Jan 4, 2011



KKKLIP ART posted:

Truth. He is the best at tearing people apart, not debating international policy

Haha, they've finally figured out not to feed the troll and the troll already has their entire base on his side.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Oh you stupid, stupid, stupid loving gently caress.

Teriyaki Koinku
Nov 25, 2008

Bread! Bread! Bread!

Bread! BREAD! BREAD!

Stereotype posted:

Trump just never really says anything does he.

"I'm going to do the best job" - Trump repeatedly

What's crazy is that Americans just eat that poo poo up blindly. :shepface:

Zoran
Aug 19, 2008

I lost to you once, monster. I shall not lose again! Die now, that our future can live!
I love climate change denialism

Scrub-Niggurath
Nov 27, 2007

do you acknowledge climate change?

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
Oh Rubio you loving trash man

Dr.Zeppelin
Dec 5, 2003

saints gambit posted:

This is stupid. The answer should be:

"Keep it open. American money will flow in and change their society before negotiations would. They're a small island nation and we're going to invest heavily."

yeah, that would be a great thing for the guy whose main policy plank is "giving money to other countries is screwing over our own workers" to say

AceRimmer
Mar 18, 2009
Oh poo poo sea levels rising in this debate

nah thanks
Jun 18, 2004

Take me out.
Why didn't we arm those rebels, hmm, I wonder if arming rebels has ever bitten us in the rear end before?

VR Native American
May 1, 2009
Gun Saliva
gently caress sakes Rubio

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.
ahahaha "the climate's always changing!" gently caress me

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



"Our city is going to be underwater in 10 years please at least say that this is a thing that is happening" - Miami mayorman

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

fuckin' dork.

Don Pigeon
Oct 29, 2005

Great pigeons are not born great. They grow great by eating lots of bread crumbs.

saints gambit posted:

"You want another State? Cuba! 51 states! What a great deal I could make!"

Those shifty Cubans would just vote Democrat based on decades of communist brainwashing! We can't make them a state

The Pussy Boss
Nov 2, 2004

oooh, asking republicans about climate change, this should be good :munch:

Dilbert As FUCK
Sep 8, 2007

by Cowcaster
Pillbug
"The climate is changing because the climate is changing"


Greatest line of the night

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

"There is laws"

Phone
Jul 30, 2005

親子丼をほしい。
It was cold yesterday, dude!

GamingHyena
Jul 25, 2003

Devil's Advocate
You can't pass a law to change the weather :smug:

GOOD TIMES ON METH
Mar 17, 2006

Fun Shoe
lol

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
if the bill has the word "clean" in it, it will kill jobs

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Mystery Goomba posted:

Who is always coughing during these debates?

Cruz

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009
Ahahahaaaaaaaaaa Rubio, you loving idiot. "WHITE FLAXEN-HAIRED EVANGELICAL JESUS IS CAUSING CLIMATE CHANGE"

the bitcoin of weed
Nov 1, 2014

i love gettin together and denying climate change with my bros

passionate dongs
May 23, 2001

Snitchin' is Bitchin'
holy gently caress rubio

passionate dongs has issued a correction as of 15:40 on Mar 12, 2016

Polygynous
Dec 13, 2006
welp

Powered Descent posted:

"Let's declare war on: China, ISIS, North Korea, Iran, Cuba and Russia. Simultaneously."

-Kasich

yeah this is the answer to people asking why they keep complaining about Obama "gutting the military"




OH HELL YES SCIENCE :pseudo:

mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

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"we cant pass a law to change the weather"

if only it was that easy :smith:

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
"i will let florida drown" - marpo boobio

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Phone
Jul 30, 2005

親子丼をほしい。
LMAO oh my fuckin' god

Is the water rising? OR IS THE LAND SINKING!? :lost:

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