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Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

Dillbag posted:

Furry Beast is the worst on-screen superhero look since Fat Martian Manhunter by David Ogden Stiers.


Fat Martian Manhunter can't hold a candle to Flash's package. drat thing looks like a sundial. :flashfap:

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Mr. Squishy
Mar 22, 2010

A country where you can always get richer.

Cyclops is wearing those shade sunglasses.

metallicaeg
Nov 28, 2005

Evil Red Wings Owner Wario Lemieux Steals Stanley Cup
Needs more flying rocket powered Picard

Echo Chamber
Oct 16, 2008

best username/post combo

metallicaeg posted:

Needs more flying rocket powered Picard

Stare-Out
Mar 11, 2010

LesterGroans posted:

Definitely. His (probably just voice) cameo at the end of DOFP is great.
That's genuinely one of my favorite parts of that movie, and it's a good drat movie. X3 was a flawed as hell movie but I like it and having the (better) Singer movies acknowledge it warms my heart a bit.

dirksteadfast
Oct 10, 2010

"You can look normal anytime you want. Why don't you?"
"Because I shouldn't have to."
"But you could even look like Jennifer Lawrence..."
"OH poo poo YOU'RE RIGHT!"

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

I'd rather she looked like Rebecca Romaijn, thanks.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003


Nightcrawler is looking pretty alarmed by giant bald James McAvoy.

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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I've honestlyost track of all the xmen movies at this point. Is wolverine still making his own movies?

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


oldpainless posted:

I've honestlyost track of all the xmen movies at this point. Is wolverine still making his own movies?

They're making one more with Hugh Jackman.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

Does Deadpool count as an X-Men movie?

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Not yet. Expect X-Force though.

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

So wait, Wolverine's not in this one?

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



kiimo posted:

Not yet. Expect X-Force though.

Who will they re-cast as Wolverine? Isn't Jackman done with the character? (although I'd love to see him do Old Man Logan in a few years)

Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch
Uh, doesn't Logan age super mega slow/barely at all? Isn't that a main thing with Wolverine?

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



Yodzilla posted:

Uh, doesn't Logan age super mega slow/barely at all? Isn't that a main thing with Wolverine?

It's a 4 issue mini-series set at least two generations from "now". And it's loving awesome.

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

I thought Wolverine was already like 150+ years old. Was he a toddler for the first 30 years?

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



FreudianSlippers posted:

I thought Wolverine was already like 150+ years old. Was he a toddler for the first 30 years?

I'm not sure what the continuity is now, but there were definitely some runs that flashed back to the late 1800s/early 1900s with Logan as a grown-rear end man, if I'm recalling correctly.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


Yes, he's practically immortal.

Is Apocalypse just going to ignore that Nightcrawler is Mistique's son?

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

X-Men is such a soap opera.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


FreudianSlippers posted:

I thought Wolverine was already like 150+ years old. Was he a toddler for the first 30 years?

X genes don't typically kick in till puberty. That's why Cyclops didn't perform his own cesarean.

Sleeveless
Dec 25, 2014

by Pragmatica

FreudianSlippers posted:

X-Men is such a soap opera.

One more reason why Deadpool was so great, not even he knows whether or not Stewart or McAvoy is his Professor X.

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


FreudianSlippers posted:

I thought Wolverine was already like 150+ years old. Was he a toddler for the first 30 years?

Mutant powers only kick in at puberty.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

I've only seen one X-Men movie, but I'm glad they exist because they spawned my favorite Rifftrax joke.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1HPI4mSbeE

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

everything is yours

FreudianSlippers posted:

X-Men is such a soap opera.
Yeah, hi, duh.

rawillkill
Aug 15, 2009

Emma Watson is what runs trivia teams.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

computer parts
Nov 18, 2010

PLEASE CLAP

I thought that said "Evil War" from the timg.

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer

Jean looks like she's about to bust some moves.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Beast looks like a lovely colorised version of a 1950 wolfman.

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

You'd think a superhero would want short hair. Long hair is just another thing for the bad guys to grab. At least they got rid of capes.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Hopefully this keeps up the tradition of the X-Men marketing material being dreadful but the films are good!

Cleretic
Feb 3, 2010


Ignore my posts!
I'm aggressively wrong about everything!

Vegetable posted:

You'd think a superhero would want short hair. Long hair is just another thing for the bad guys to grab. At least they got rid of capes.

I remember that a recent Batwoman (the lesbian one, but I bet it's come up more than once) used this as a strategy. Her costume had a long red wig on it specifically so that bad guys would think it was a weakness and grab it.

Light Gun Man
Oct 17, 2009

toEjaM iS oN
vaCatioN




Lipstick Apathy
X-men, popped collars edition

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


Vegetable posted:

You'd think a superhero would want short hair. Long hair is just another thing for the bad guys to grab. At least they got rid of capes.

Capes are awesome. bdsm leather jumpsuits are dull and shameful.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


I dress in leather corsets and Kevlar cloaks.

Macaluso
Sep 23, 2005

I HATE THAT HEDGEHOG, BROTHER!

Vegetable posted:

You'd think a superhero would want short hair. Long hair is just another thing for the bad guys to grab. At least they got rid of capes.

Aren't Jean Grey's powers some kind telekinesis or telepathy or something? She doesn't even have to get near the baddies! Her hair is safe!

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

Glamorama26 posted:

This is a good story, but I have one question: Why did you want those Will Smith cutouts in the first place?

I'm eyeballin' you Rough Lobster.

Since he got 2, maybe he's a Spin Doctors fan?

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


Macaluso posted:

Aren't Jean Grey's powers some kind telekinesis or telepathy or something? She doesn't even have to get near the baddies! Her hair is safe!

She's like the first Omega level mutant. She could split the world in two if she wanted but instead uses it to teleport costumes on to people.

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Young Freud
Nov 26, 2006

Lurdiak posted:

Capes are awesome. bdsm leather jumpsuits are dull and shameful.

What happened to the bumblebee suits? I know they were using them in the first two McAvoy films and they showed up again in Deadpool.

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