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Who will win the debate?
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Chef Boyardeez Nuts
Sep 9, 2011

The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.
Thankfully Rubio got a bedtime story when he had a rough day.

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sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
It feels arrogant to say that you embody a man's hopes and dreams

Slate Action
Feb 13, 2012

by exmarx
I am gonna work tirelessly every day, for five more days until I get my rear end kicked out of the race

Cornflakes
Dec 3, 2006

do you think aluminum chair man actually exists?

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
FACT CHECK: The leader of the Smithsonian is a Secretary, not a President and is appointed by the Board of Regents, not the President.

We rate Cruz's promise to Trump as FALSE

memy
Oct 15, 2011

by exmarx
What was Ted saying when Trump interrupted him with "make me president"

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy

Soothing Vapors posted:

its romneydeathrally all over again

\m/

Phone
Jul 30, 2005

親子丼をほしい。
Rubio and his loving stories.

It's all stdh.txt you motherfucker, you're not fooling anyone dude. Your name is 3/5ths the way to "Rube".

Don Pigeon
Oct 29, 2005

Great pigeons are not born great. They grow great by eating lots of bread crumbs.

Scrub-Niggurath posted:

Rubio having a good night

home field advantage

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

nice lisp, loser

lamentable dustman
Apr 13, 2007

🏆🏆🏆

wait, this guy is from the washington times, haha

Von Sloneker
Jul 6, 2009

as if all this was something more
than another footnote on a postcard from nowhere,
another chapter in the handbook for exercises in futility
Rubio/An Aluminum Chair 2016

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



lmao 275 million in offers

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
"vote for me or ill kill an old man" - marco rubio

nah thanks
Jun 18, 2004

Take me out.

Joementum posted:

FACT CHECK: The leader of the Smithsonian is a Secretary, not a President and is appointed by the Board of Regents, not the President.

We rate Cruz's promise to Trump as FALSE

This is a pro tier post.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

CornflakeS.Pecially posted:

do you think aluminum chair man actually exists?

It's Bernie Sanders.

Dilbert As FUCK
Sep 8, 2007

by Cowcaster
Pillbug
A man and his chair


Sounds like a sappy B movie

Kurt_Cobain
Jul 9, 2001
Someone is definitely going to get killed at a Trump rally after those responses. Completely fellating the most awful of our country.

Zaphod42
Sep 13, 2012

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.
Trump sounding like Bernie for just a sec

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
https://twitter.com/nielslesniewski/status/708137054094430208

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

cruz is about as inspirational as a fuckin' life alert commercial

AceRimmer
Mar 18, 2009

paranoid randroid posted:

"vote for me or ill kill an old man" - marco rubio
Someone needs to pose a plastic skeleton with a Rubio sign on a chair outside a polling place.

VR Native American
May 1, 2009
Gun Saliva
Career politicians like me

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

lamentable dustman posted:

wait, this guy is from the washington times, haha

There's still a Washington Times?

OMG JC a Bomb!
Jul 13, 2004

We are the Invisible Spatula. We are the Grilluminati. We eat before and after dinner. We eat forever. And eventually... eventually we will lead them into the dining room.
I promise to replace the library of congress with nothing but Bibles and Green Eggs and Ham.

Kloaked00
Jun 21, 2005

I was sitting in my office on that drizzly afternoon listening to the monotonous staccato of rain on my desk and reading my name on the glass of my office door: regnaD kciN

Ted Cruz - "Those drat career politicians"

[From man who is, and wants to continue to be a career politician]

Zeta Taskforce
Jun 27, 2002

CornflakeS.Pecially posted:

do you think aluminum chair man actually exists?

It's Clint Eastwood

Arkane
Dec 19, 2006

by R. Guyovich
I don't think I've ever wanted anything more in my life than for Donald Trump to fail, at everything, forever.

GamingHyena
Jul 25, 2003

Devil's Advocate
Ted slams Donald for funding the Republican Party.

TyrantWD
Nov 6, 2010
Ignore my doomerism, I don't think better things are possible
Of course Trump won't self fund a billion dollar general election.

Scrub-Niggurath
Nov 27, 2007

tedcruz.org

Dilbert As FUCK
Sep 8, 2007

by Cowcaster
Pillbug
Ted Cruz - "Yes I am controlled and Trump knows how to use the system and also funded the GOP"

Zaphod42
Sep 13, 2012

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.
Enough with the god drat websites you assholes

DAD LOST MY IPOD
Feb 3, 2012

Fats Dominar is on the case




trump claimed he improves against hillary every week
politifact found that it is theoretically possible to find two successive polls in which hillary's lead shrunk
we rated his claim Mostly True

Mr. Nemo
Feb 4, 2016

I wish I had a sister like my big strong Daddy :(
"I know the system better than anybody. I've been rigging it for years"

Dr.Zeppelin
Dec 5, 2003

Arkane posted:

I don't think I've ever wanted anything more in my life than for Donald Trump to fail, at everything, forever.

sorry he took your party away from you but it was pretty obvious it was gonna happen when mccain let the genie out of the alaska bottle

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

Arkane posted:

I don't think I've ever wanted anything more in my life than for Donald Trump to fail, at everything, forever.

agreeing with an arkane post itt

the end is obviously nigh

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.
Everything I've ever done my whole like has been wrong and immoral, which is why you should vote for me

The Real Paddy
Aug 21, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

Zas posted:

plus trump is so obviously musollini, we all realized it half a year ago

https://youtu.be/A7m6b1cyRyo

Go to 2:40 and watch Hitler talk about the yooge roads and the press...

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Zaphod42
Sep 13, 2012

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.
How many times has ".com" been said in this year's GOP debates? Its gotta be a ton.

God drat GOP just discovered the internet this year.

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