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Who will win the debate?
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Thundercracker
Jun 25, 2004

Proudly serving the Ruinous Powers since as a veteran of the long war.
College Slice
Trump's entire pitch tonight for the presidency of the United States: DEALS DEALS DEALS!!!

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Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.

Yoshifan823 posted:

I missed the last hour, what do I miss?

Rubio said if Miami ends up underwater, it's probably because the ground is sinking, not because the oceans are rising

CubsWoo
Aug 17, 2005

Where the big boys RAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH FUCK YOU
https://twitter.com/FrankLuntz/status/708124529814450176

SNAKES N CAKES
Sep 6, 2005

DAVID GAIDER
Lead Writer
"One last break" on CNN usually means it's straight to closing statements.

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

*kasich bellows maniacally as he towers over the small, shrunken ohio capital building*

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Top Bunk Wanker posted:

It is absolutely factually correct that the white guy is being charged with assault

Why? He was just angry about trade deals.

Cockblocktopus
Apr 18, 2009

Since the beginning of time, man has yearned to destroy the sun.


Funny how CNN's Lincoln-Douglas debate promos don't mention Lincoln losing that election

Yoshifan823
Feb 19, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Soothing Vapors posted:

Rubio said if Miami ends up underwater, it's probably because the ground is sinking, not because the oceans are rising

loving seriously?

Dr.Zeppelin
Dec 5, 2003

The Pussy Boss posted:

i don't get the smithsonian thing, what was cruz going for there

trump said ted should make him president so cruz had to quickly think of a government employee that might have "president" as a title other than the big chair

nah thanks
Jun 18, 2004

Take me out.
Karate Kasich is killing it on the hand gestures tonight.

Immortan
Jun 6, 2015

by Shine
Trump owned it tonight.

Shark Sandwich
Sep 6, 2010

by R. Guyovich

Well now Trump is stumped

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler

Yoshifan823 posted:

loving seriously?

well, miami was built on a swamp :eng101:

Kurt_Cobain
Jul 9, 2001
All this talk about deals is going to make them a laughingstock in the long run.

abelwingnut
Dec 23, 2002


this amanpour commercial makes her seem so boring

Mokelumne Trekka
Nov 22, 2015

Soon.

"Trump's best debate" still consists of him not answering questions

Prorat
Aug 3, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
So Kasich said we should finish the wall... That's big news imp

Hot Dog Day #82
Jul 5, 2003

Soiled Meat
Just tuned in but Kasich said we can't piss off Muslim countries and that we need to have a rapprochement - hell of a five dollar word to be dropping during a debate!

Cracked_Gear
Nov 4, 2013

Oh, kaisch is still here.

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo

:rip: trump

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

WhyteRyce posted:

Rubio's dad saw the moon landing

Is that what he was doing instead of marching with MLK?

Mia Wasikowska
Oct 7, 2006


wrong as usual

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.

Yoshifan823 posted:

loving seriously?

It was built on a swamp, you see

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven
https://twitter.com/FrankLuntz/status/708135973201141761

Totalizator
Nov 9, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 3 years!

Immortan posted:

Trump owned it tonight.

Which Trump, there were like four of them there you need to be more specific.

Cockblocktopus
Apr 18, 2009

Since the beginning of time, man has yearned to destroy the sun.



On the day the world ends
A bee circles a clover,
A fisherman mends a glimmering net.
Happy porpoises jump in the sea,
By the rainspout young sparrows are playing
And the snake is gold-skinned as it should always be.

On the day the world ends
Women walk through the fields under their umbrellas,
A drunkard grows sleepy at the edge of a lawn,
Vegetable peddlers shout in the street
And a yellow-sailed boat comes nearer the island,
The voice of a violin lasts in the air
And leads into a starry night.

And those who expected lightning and thunder
Are disappointed.
And those who expected signs and archangels’ trumps
Do not believe it is happening now.
As long as the sun and the moon are above,
As long as the bumblebee visits a rose,
As long as rosy infants are born
No one believes it is happening now.

Only a white-haired old man, who would be a prophet
Yet is not a prophet, for he’s much too busy,
Repeats while he binds his tomatoes:
There will be no other end of the world,
There will be no other end of the world.

Miami, 2016

As Nero Danced
Sep 3, 2009

Alright, let's do this

Soothing Vapors posted:

Rubio said if Miami ends up underwater, it's probably because the ground is sinking, not because the oceans are rising

Kasich said climate change is happening, so he is officially unelectable to republicans.

Also Rubio's campaign is killing some old dude in florida, so it's a race between his heart giving out and the seawater rising.

The Human Crouton
Sep 20, 2002


Isn't this the Fox guy who purposely puts together anti-Trump groups?

Immortan
Jun 6, 2015

by Shine

Totalizator posted:

Which Trump, there were like four of them there you need to be more specific.

The God Emperor, specifically.

OMG JC a Bomb!
Jul 13, 2004

We are the Invisible Spatula. We are the Grilluminati. We eat before and after dinner. We eat forever. And eventually... eventually we will lead them into the dining room.
Trump seeks the coveted Howie Mandel endorsement.

VR Native American
May 1, 2009
Gun Saliva
Dear Republican establishment pls try this attack against D Trump.

More like Donald Chump!

Dr.Zeppelin
Dec 5, 2003

Kurt_Cobain posted:

All this talk about deals is going to make them a laughingstock in the long run.

says increasingly nervous man for the seventh time this year

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

Thundercracker posted:

Trump's entire pitch tonight for the presidency of the United States: DEALS DEALS DEALS!!!

I love how his supporters think it's like a Dungeons & Dragons game. "Trump says he has +10 to diplomacy and +10 to bluff, so it must be true!!!"

Yeah, no, he has no skills whatsoever, beyond fooling the most gullible people the world has ever seen.

mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬

WhyteRyce
Dec 30, 2001

Kaisch said something not negative about renewable energy and the crowd didn't care

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven
Tonight Trump is trying to signal to the party bosses that he's not completely insane. Thats what tonight is.

Can he keep it in his pants and close it out? We still got time.

Dilbert As FUCK
Sep 8, 2007

by Cowcaster
Pillbug

VR Native American posted:

Dear Republican establishment pls try this attack against D Trump.

More like Donald Chump!

The republican party is doing what it does best, loving itself over

Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

SNAKES N CAKES posted:

"One last break" on CNN usually means it's straight to closing statements.

You're psychic.

Top Bunk Wanker
Jan 31, 2005

Top Trump Anger

Joementum posted:

Why? He was just angry about trade deals.

You never know. He might have been mad about capital gains rates.

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Dr.Zeppelin
Dec 5, 2003


everyone is making fun of this but it's legitimately correct, people care way more about tone than substance, trump is absolutely killing it with the general election crowd

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