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Who will win the debate?
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Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

DAD LOST MY IPOD posted:

"trump's lead in the polls doesn't matter right now, he's going to self destruct when people start paying attention to him"
-every idiot pundit this entire cycle

Trump is getting his rear end kicked in the polls right now. And it matters because he keeps saying that he's winning!

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Kurt_Cobain
Jul 9, 2001

Dr.Zeppelin posted:

says increasingly nervous man for the seventh time this year
May be the 8th time I will just try harder??? Better DEALS! Great America

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
Donald Krump

Shakenbaker
Nov 14, 2005



Grimey Drawer
I have never waved!

Blasmeister
Jan 15, 2012




2Time TRP Sack Race Champion

Luntz has given up on pushing the establishment candidate and is just doing GE damage control now then.


It's The Best Field In Years, Wow They're All Such Amazing Candidates

*sidesteps flaming wagon wheel*

DAD LOST MY IPOD
Feb 3, 2012

Fats Dominar is on the case


i thought donald trump looked ok this debate relative to how piss-poor he's been at the past few, but if frank luntz agrees with me i might have to re-evaluate

Dr.Zeppelin
Dec 5, 2003

Top Bunk Wanker posted:

You never know. He might have been mad about capital gains rates.

if people were mad about those rubio would have more than 10 people at his rallies

Trash Trick
Apr 17, 2014

SNAKES N CAKES posted:

"One last break" on CNN usually means it's straight to closing statements.

ding ding ding

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Kasich 2016: My Mom Thinks I'm Cool

VR Native American
May 1, 2009
Gun Saliva
RIP Kasich

Dilbert As FUCK
Sep 8, 2007

by Cowcaster
Pillbug
Glad we got that commercial break in right before the closing statements

mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬
they wanted an aggressive Trump tonight and didn't get it

he has this in the tank

abelwingnut
Dec 23, 2002


no clear winner, so trump is de facto winner

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
Kasich is such a loving dweeb

Top Bunk Wanker
Jan 31, 2005

Top Trump Anger

Majorian posted:

I love how his supporters think it's like a Dungeons & Dragons game. "Trump says he has +10 to diplomacy and +10 to bluff, so it must be true!!!"

Yeah, no, he has no skills whatsoever, beyond fooling the most gullible people the world has ever seen.

Did you really just post "Trump has no skills at diplomacy and bluffing, except for being good at convincing people to think things."

ate shit on live tv
Feb 15, 2004

by Azathoth
An epic self own by kasich

Slate Action
Feb 13, 2012

by exmarx
Kasich basically just asking Ohio to vote for him

Dr.Zeppelin
Dec 5, 2003

Abel Wingnut posted:

no clear winner, so trump is de facto winner

https://twitter.com/pourmecoffee/status/708137123405115392

basically this except no one was really trying to foul him

Don Pigeon
Oct 29, 2005

Great pigeons are not born great. They grow great by eating lots of bread crumbs.
my, um, beloved, buckeyes

Cthulhu Dreams
Dec 11, 2010

If I pretend to be Cthulhu no one will know I'm a baseball robot.

Dr.Zeppelin posted:

everyone is making fun of this but it's legitimately correct, people care way more about tone than substance, trump is absolutely killing it with the general election crowd

I thought he got dunked by Rubio, but I'm not sure that actually matters or changes anything.

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo

DAD LOST MY IPOD posted:

i thought donald trump looked ok this debate relative to how piss-poor he's been at the past few, but if frank luntz agrees with me i might have to re-evaluate

i think he looked okay because everyone has given up at this point, non-trumps because they can't get the nom, trump because his only chance in the general is if every minority in the country dies.

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
gently caress you Marco

Cracked_Gear
Nov 4, 2013

Kaisch: "i'm boring. Please vote for me."

Prorat
Aug 3, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
Haha bartender, where is Ann coulter

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!
Kasich: I want you the American people to become costumed vigilantes.

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
Marco why the gently caress are you talking about people coming here to live out their dreams when you said youd keep your loving family out

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
https://twitter.com/j_fuller/status/708139945173655553

Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

"I know Florida's a lost cause so I'm just going to ask Illinois and Ohio to vote for me. Oh god, Ohio, PLEASE vote for me. Daddy needs just one state." -Kasich

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!
These guys are really making GBS threads all over their dicks with these closing statements.

TyrantWD
Nov 6, 2010
Ignore my doomerism, I don't think better things are possible
Kasich's shtick of "neighborhoods fixing themselves" sounds an awful lot like gently caress you guys, you are on your own.

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

Top Bunk Wanker posted:

Did you really just post "Trump has no skills at diplomacy and bluffing, except for being good at convincing people to think things."

I did, except replace people with "holy poo poo what kind of retarded caliban are you? You're not a person, you're some sort of gullible fuckwit hybrid with an ungulate Dr. Moreau monster!". Then that would be what I said.

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
people are coming here to live out their dreams and THATS TERRIBLE

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Ahahaha Cruz :lol:

Yoshifan823
Feb 19, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
gently caress you Rubio, I don't feel that my America is better than my parent's. Am I hosed?

Dr.Zeppelin
Dec 5, 2003

Top Bunk Wanker posted:

Did you really just post "Trump has no skills at diplomacy and bluffing, except for being good at convincing people to think things."

to be fair he said that trump is good at convincing dumb people to think things, which might not cut it against the superleaders of mexico and japan

Slate Action
Feb 13, 2012

by exmarx
Nice little dig there from Cruz

tinstaach
Aug 3, 2010

MAGNetic AttITUDE


ZING

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
it basically sounds like tonight has been boring but on the whole a good night for trump confirm/deny

Dilbert As FUCK
Sep 8, 2007

by Cowcaster
Pillbug
"Every generation left it better for the last"

So why for the past too hours you tell us we were hosed Rubio?

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VR Native American
May 1, 2009
Gun Saliva
Cruz should have said and a son of a bitch!

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