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He says literally two words, what in particular is bad about it, that he doesn't sound like the cartoon thirty year old man?
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I'm back. Did the collective DC Cinematic Universe become better than Iron Man 2 since I was gone?
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Mar 11, 2016 20:49
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The tone is completely flat, there's no energy, everything about it just screams perfunctory and arbitrary. It's gross.
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Mar 11, 2016 20:50
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Boob Marley posted:I'm back. Did the collective DC Cinematic Universe become better than Iron Man 2 since I was gone? Yeah, ever since 2013.
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Mar 11, 2016 20:50
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Boob Marley posted:I'm back. Did the collective DC Cinematic Universe become better than Iron Man 2 since I was gone? man of steel is a better movie than the movie so mediocre even marvel fans won't defend it, yes
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Mar 11, 2016 20:51
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CountFosco posted:The tone is completely flat, there's no energy, everything about it just screams perfunctory and arbitrary. It's gross. He sounds sheepish and awkward which seems to be the point.
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Mar 11, 2016 20:51
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CountFosco posted:The tone is completely flat, there's no energy, everything about it just screams perfunctory and arbitrary. It's gross. The tone is totally "Yep. I'm Spider-Man.  "
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Mar 11, 2016 20:52
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greatn posted:He says literally two words, what in particular is bad about it, that he doesn't sound like the cartoon thirty year old man? The delivery is fine in itself, it just doesn't work in a dramatic zoom-in shot with intense, pounding music behind it.
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Mar 11, 2016 20:53
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Y Kant Ozma Diet posted:I'm six years late on this but I finally watched Watchmen and I loved it. Probably my favorite comic book movie. Thematically dense, interesting characters, great setting and tone. Extremely my poo poo. What's the general consensus on it? I'm generally of the opinion that rape scenes should not have slow motion martial arts choreography, however the Doctor Manhattan origin sequence set to Pruit Igoe is excellent so I'm conflicted.
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Sir Kodiak posted:The delivery is fine in itself, it just doesn't work in a dramatic zoom-in shot with intense, pounding music behind it. I'm gonna go out on a limb and say that's the joke.
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Sir Kodiak posted:The delivery is fine in itself, it just doesn't work in a dramatic zoom-in shot with intense, pounding music behind it. I assumed that was the point. It's being built up a dramatic moment and he awkwardly goes "Uh... hi?"
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Mar 11, 2016 20:58
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Detective Dog Dick posted:I'm generally of the opinion that rape scenes should not have slow motion martial arts choreography, however the Doctor Manhattan origin sequence set to Pruit Igoe is excellent so I'm conflicted. Attempted. Totally different.
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Mar 11, 2016 20:58
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Detective Dog Dick posted:Dredd is definitely better than either of those. no it's definitely blade i love Judge Dredd and i love Dredd but blade is the best mr. stefan posted:Buddy Crossovers are a sorely underrepresented cornerstone of the superhero genre outside of comics like what kinda fuckin shenanigans would happen in Aquaman and The Flash? i dunno but itd probably be better than BvS is going to be
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Mar 11, 2016 21:06
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computer parts posted:Yeah, ever since 2013. I have never been rattled harder by anything in my life than this comment. Good god. Took out the freshness column since that triggers people. 
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Mar 11, 2016 21:07
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Boob Marley posted:I have never been rattled harder by anything in my life than this comment. Good god. according to this Wanted is a better movie than Mstery Men or Blade get the gently caress out of here with this retard poo poo
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Mar 11, 2016 21:09
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Literally The Worst posted:according to this Wanted is a better movie than Mstery Men or Blade lol, yes - get out of here with this retarded objective ranking-by-rating bullshit and let us get back to sassing each other
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Mar 11, 2016 21:10
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Boob Marley posted:lol, yes - get out of here with this retarded objective ranking-by-rating bullshit and let us get back to sassing each other you realize that your objective ranking is just averages of people's subjective scores, right? that's like, the opposite of objective
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Mar 11, 2016 21:11
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according to this chart the plural of anecdote? data. qed people with brains that aren't shriveled and dead
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Mar 11, 2016 21:11
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Boob Marley posted:lol, yes - get out of here with this retarded objective ranking-by-rating bullshit and let us get back to sassing each other What point are you trying to make?
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Mar 11, 2016 21:12
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Equeen posted:What point are you trying to make? that popularity is equal to quality
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Mar 11, 2016 21:13
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glad to know age of ultron is objectively just as good as ant-man and batman '89
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Mar 11, 2016 21:13
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Not even Watchmen can get away from vehicular homicide.  Cool gifs though. I like the bottom one more. RBA Starblade fucked around with this message at 21:16 on Mar 11, 2016 |
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Mar 11, 2016 21:13
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Literally The Worst posted:you realize that your objective ranking is just averages of people's subjective scores, right? that's like, the opposite of objective Yes. It is an objective ranking of subjectivity. Saves us all the time of ever having to discuss movies ever again. You're welcome.
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Mar 11, 2016 21:13
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Brother Entropy posted:glad to know age of ultron is objectively just as good as ant-man and batman '89 *nodding in agreement* Objectively speaking, yes of course.
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Mar 11, 2016 21:14
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Equeen posted:What point are you trying to make? There doesn't have to be a point. Just look at this sheet and gauge how far from the average your own opinions deviate. Then, take those opinions and throw them in the loving garbage. It's time to grow up and assume your place in the machine.
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Mar 11, 2016 21:15
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Facts don't lie, people.
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Mar 11, 2016 21:15
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Boob Marley posted:Yes. It is an objective ranking of subjectivity. i don't think you understand what either of those words means
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Mar 11, 2016 21:16
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Literally The Worst posted:i don't think you understand what either of those words means mean^ Well, that certainly hasn't stopped me yet.
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Mar 11, 2016 21:17
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Boob Marley posted:mean^ oh word?
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Mar 11, 2016 21:18
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Your trolling is bad.
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Mar 11, 2016 21:18
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:There's been several female led superhero movies: 1984 Supergirl, 2004 Catwoman, 2005 Elektra. Also non-superhero comic strip and indie things like Tank Girl, Brenda Starr and Barb Wire, too. Oddly enough, during the Batman craze of the late 80s/mid-90s, there was very little real movement on the comic book movie front and there was a fairly few 'big name' comic adaptions. The F4/Capt. America films were incredibly cheap productions that didn't even get to the US theaters. We saw plenty of indie, newer and lesser-known characters getting comic book movies, but not any of the really popular long-running ones. No Daredevil, no X-Men, no Spidey, no Iron Man, no Hulk, no GL, no Superman, Wonder Woman or Catwoman, etc. All this despite the 90s being filled with several of those having some rumored in-development work being done at the time. What are the most popular characters to get comic book/superhero films in the 90s? Batman and TMNT, maybe The Phantom and Spawn and Dick Tracy? For the rest it's Tank Girl, Barb Wire, The Mask, The Crow, MIB, Steel, Blade, a few others here and there, possibly.
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Mar 11, 2016 21:21
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MacheteZombie posted:Your trolling is bad. I dunno, seems to have riled a lot of you turds into some serious diarrhea here... (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Mar 11, 2016 21:23
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Boob Marley posted:There doesn't have to be a point. Just look at this sheet and gauge how far from the average your own opinions deviate. Then, take those opinions and throw them in the loving garbage. It's time to grow up and assume your place in the machine. Ah yes, the shocking realization that Nolan's Batman trilogy are loved by many.
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Mar 11, 2016 21:24
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Equeen posted:Ah yes, the shocking realization that Nolan's Batman trilogy are loved by many. Hehe, there's more stuff on that table, read on...
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Mar 11, 2016 21:25
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This is just Really this is the best you can do We'll gladly knife fight each other over stupid poo poo all the time you don't have to try to troll us. It's okay man.
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Mar 11, 2016 21:27
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How can you say watchmen isn't part of the Burtonverse. Adrian Veidt and Bruce Wayne have the same tailor
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Mar 11, 2016 21:27
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Corman's F4 was never intended for release. It was only made to hold onto the rights.
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CountFosco posted:The tone is completely flat, there's no energy, everything about it just screams perfunctory and arbitrary. It's gross. With some trailers, fans will talk almost exclusively about things like the characters' costumes while pinpointing comicbook references ("Spiderman's mask has smaller eyes!" "Antman rides an arrow!"). With other trailers, fans talk almost exclusively about things like aesthetics and morality ("Superman promotes the wrong ideology!" "It's too 'realistic'!"). Boob Marley posted:I have never been rattled harder by anything in my life than this comment. Good god. Christ almighty.
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Mar 11, 2016 21:29
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Boob Marley posted:I have never been rattled harder by anything in my life than this comment. Good god. You forgot the MIB movies. You also forgot to make a good chart
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Detective Dog Dick posted:Facts don't lie, people. Facts simply cannot be racist.
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