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Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Tokyo Sexwhale posted:

I'd put it in her butt.

Honestly there's no places on that lady I would not place my penis if allowed

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Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.
"a back-dick-sucking ouroboros" is a term coined by Holly and Deathy and just want to share this with the thread namaste

Number Ten Cocks
Feb 25, 2016

by zen death robot

Zeris posted:

"a back-dick-sucking ouroboros" is a maneuver perfected by Holly and Deathy and just want to share this with the thread namaste

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

a human centipede of dick sucking

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
VV please draw a back-dick-sucking ouroborus

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

The Rat posted:

I don't know what's going on but the drunk thread isn't drunk enough and that's coming from someone who has never been drunk.

Here, don't say I never gave you nothin' http://imgur.com/a/XZJrs

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
:eyepop:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmcnJyOyu34:nws:

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
I don't care about clearing porn from my web history. It's poo poo like that which needs to be scrubbed when I die.

Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN

holocaust bloopers posted:

VV please draw a back-dick-sucking ouroborus



someone help me on the latin

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
Wow those are some lovingly rendered testicles

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Don't ever stop making art, VV.

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH
Sep 9, 2001
I'm sober for the next 30-90 days.

I don't like the world not coming through a hazed and dazed filter.

Oh god why am I doing this?

Because the wife asked for our anniversary that I give it up for a bit. (She hates weed :shrug:)

Arrath
Apr 14, 2011



:lol: what in the gently caress

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

The Rat posted:

I don't know what's going on but the drunk thread isn't drunk enough and that's coming from someone who has never been drunk.

Here, don't say I never gave you nothin' http://imgur.com/a/XZJrs

I scrolled through all of that and would like to thank you for your service.

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

Victor Vermis posted:



someone help me on the latin

this is like something youd see in a tool video

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
There ain't poo poo for movies right now, and I need to get out of the house.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Godholio posted:

There ain't poo poo for movies right now, and I need to get out of the house.
My nigga have you tried LSD?!

Seemed like a good time to try that on for size

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
Slippery Tilde
yeah man shove some chemicals from china up your butt and see what happens

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

you haven't lived until you've had an mdma enema

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

lol what the fuuuuuuuuck

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

you haven't lived until you've had a hydrofluoric acid enema

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
GotY 2016

Bored As Fuck
Jan 1, 2006
Fun Shoe

The Rat posted:

I don't know what's going on but the drunk thread isn't drunk enough and that's coming from someone who has never been drunk.

Here, don't say I never gave you nothin' http://imgur.com/a/XZJrs

amazing tits, pierced nipples and clit.

god bless you sir

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Bored As gently caress posted:

amazing tits, pierced nipples and clit.

god bless you sir
Piercings are disgusting.

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

Hillary Clintons Thong posted:

yeah man shove some chemicals from china up your butt and see what happens

That reminds me. Years ago when I worked in the porn shop we sold some Hustler branded lube that was "hemp infused" or whatever. Wonder if they're selling straight up weed laced lube nowadays in the legal states.

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

Casimir Radon posted:

Piercings are disgusting.

:nallears:

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Professor Bling
Nov 12, 2008

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Casimir Radon posted:

Piercings are disgusting.

You're disgusting.

Professor Bling
Nov 12, 2008

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Next thing you know he's going to say tattoos are "trashy"

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
Slippery Tilde
Some people don't like piercings, some people like fat chicks, everyone has their things :shrug:

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus





:nws:
http://i.imgur.com/zTPVdYr.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/bJnRoh3.jpg



omg so gross!

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
Slippery Tilde
just to be clear after 2 beers I will gently caress any woman with a pulse age 18+

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus

Hillary Clintons Thong posted:

just to be clear after 2 beers I will gently caress any woman with a pulse age 18+

your mom already told us

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
Slippery Tilde

ded posted:

your mom already told us

2/10

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
What are you adding to their beers?

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Professor Bling posted:

Next thing you know he's going to say tattoos are "trashy"

They are, but trashy chicks gently caress good

bij
Feb 24, 2007

Her back tattoo is some Kottonmouth King related thing so there's at least weed involved and you don't have to worry about her having a personality.

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Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004

Potential BFF posted:

Her back tattoo is some Kottonmouth King related thing so there's at least weed involved and you don't have to worry about her having a personality.

People still listen to them?

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