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Internet Wizard
Aug 9, 2009

BANDAIDS DON'T FIX BULLET HOLES

Account McAccount posted:

Yes. This is why:


All it was is I saw a 10 second YouTube clip of this thing jumping on this rainbow and thought it was cute so I made it my avatar. It was not until later did I find out the truth that it was MLP-related in some horrible way.

Okay but also like maybe don't just randomly bring it up whenever you mispost? Because nobody had said anything about it and now we're all judging you for both buying yourself a MLP av, and then not paying out for a new av when THIS specific MLP-related thing is just too creepy for you.

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Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
#trollhax

walrusman
Aug 4, 2006

Also pre-shredded cheese costs about twice as much per unit weight. When you're a wretched fatbody like me who eats about 400 pounds of cheese a year, this savings adds up quick!

Also this:

Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

walrusman posted:

Also this:



I like that they made it small enough for Trump to use.

the_sea_hag
Oct 9, 2012
LOAF FANCIER

Account McAccount posted:

e: gently caress wrong forum

e2: no I'm not a brony this puffy thing was cute and I didn't know what it was.

Do you have to put that in all your posts?

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

death .cab for qt posted:

Lmbo your av is from the anime where showing more of her tits makes the protagonist stronger

MGS5?

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

Account McAccount posted:

e: gently caress wrong forum

e2: no I'm not a brony this puffy thing was cute and I didn't know what it was.

If you feel so defensive about it, why don't you change it? I'm sure there are plenty of Twilight Sparkle pictures out there, if you identify better with her.

Lucy Heartfilia
May 31, 2012


Or have a cute anime girl av if you want to be cool.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Lucy Heartfilia posted:

Or have a cute anime girl av if you want to be cool.

The stupidest life hack yet.

Marius Pontmercy
Apr 2, 2007

Liberte
Egalite
Beyonce

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


Christ you goons, this thread is going in the shitter.

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Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
It's missing the obligatory American flag

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Scathach posted:

Christ you goons, this thread is going in the shitter.



That... isn't so bad for an improvised toilet seat :prepop: Even looks sturdy.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Scathach posted:

Christ you goons, this thread is going in the shitter.



Just goes to show, VLC can deal with any poo poo you throw at it :mmmhmm:

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




death .cab for qt posted:

Lmbo your av is from the anime where showing more of her tits makes the protagonist stronger

That seems exceptionally dumb. Like, why wouldn't she just move to a country where it is legal to be topless, and then go topless 24/7 for ultimate power?

Rigged Death Trap
Feb 13, 2012

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

walrusman posted:

Also pre-shredded cheese costs about twice as much per unit weight. When you're a wretched fatbody like me who eats about 400 pounds of cheese a year, thes shavings add up quick!

Hurrrrrrrrrrrrr

Fauxtool
Oct 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Angela Christine posted:

That seems exceptionally dumb. Like, why wouldn't she just move to a country where it is legal to be topless, and then go topless 24/7 for ultimate power?

The more shameless the clothing, the more power. The idea is to wear a little clothing as possible while still being clothed.

These losers seemed to have missed the valuable lessons the anime is trying to teach us.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Fauxtool posted:

The more shameless the clothing, the more power. The idea is to wear a little clothing as possible while still being clothed.

These losers seemed to have missed the valuable lessons the anime is trying to teach us.

Thong + pasties. Bam, you're done.

Meowjesty
Oct 23, 2009

Friends depend on each other.
Life hack: please keep your clothes on.

El_Elegante
Jul 3, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Biscuit Hider

Wanamingo posted:

I like that they made it small enough for Trump to use.

same

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

Meowjesty posted:

Life hack: please keep your clothes on.

then what do I grate cheese into?

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


Angela Christine posted:

Thong + pasties. Bam, you're done.

Lifehack, get a c-string. Wallah.

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Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Scathach posted:

Lifehack, get a c-string. Wallah.



They won't let me wear it to work. :(

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Scathach posted:

Christ you goons, this thread is going in the shitter.



Oh my god just squat you losers.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Picnic Princess posted:

Oh my god just squat you losers.

That's the toilet for invalids you insensitive gently caress.

Warbird
May 23, 2012

America's Favorite Dumbass

Picnic Princess posted:

Oh my god just squat you losers.

My forefathers didn't fight two wars with England to have me use a squat toilet like some commie.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

Screaming Idiot posted:

They won't let me wear it to work. :(

Yeah, Nudist Resorts have pretty strict uniform policies I hear.

Sleeveless
Dec 25, 2014

by Pragmatica








AlphaKretin
Dec 25, 2014

A vase to face encounter.

...Vase to meet you?

...

GARVASE DAY!

That has to be parody. Right? Right? :negative:

How do these people think humanity survived so long eating what they think is toxic? wait nvm I shouldn't assume they're thinking

wyoming
Jun 7, 2010

Like a television
tuned to a dead channel.

So... fiber.

I do like the idea that quinoa bounces around because it's electric though.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle





These people are insane.


Everything natural is alkaline, and everything manmade is acidic. Everything. Well, that certainly simplifies things.


Limes are not acidic? Whaaaa?



Chickens are . . . grafted? They can't reproduce naturally? So if you have some chickens and a rooster and more baby chickens mysteriously appear, you can be sure that means you've had trespassers sneaking new grafted eggs into your chicken coop.

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Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle





Uh, if the body is not a refrigerator or freezer, why does it take 2 days for the meat to start to rot???



http://www.eattolivenottodie.com/#!about/c1ger
Oh, well that explains everything then. Mucus. The cause of all disease is mucus.

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

I feel like I'm reading Instruction for a Fruit.

forkbucket
Mar 9, 2008

Magnets are my only weakness.
That has to be like The Onion of the nutritional world! Also fun fact: eating extremely acidic things is potentially less harmful for you because acid sort of cauterizes your GI tract. An extreme base would continue to eat its way through, potentially causing more damage! So obviously their god fruit was wrought by a vengeful god.

forkbucket has a new favorite as of 13:25 on Mar 15, 2016

Karma Monkey
Sep 6, 2005

I MAKE BAD POSTING DECISIONS

forkbucket posted:

That has to be like The Onion of the nutritional world! Also fun fact: eating extremely acidic things is potentially less harmful for you because acid sort of cauterizes your GI tract. An extreme base would continue to eat its way through, potentially causing more damage! So obviously their god fruit was wrought by a vengeful god.

I agree. There's no way these are for real. :psypop:

wyoming
Jun 7, 2010

Like a television
tuned to a dead channel.
Not a joke, based on the words of some dude that calls himself Dr. Sebi:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NMCZzDLOJ1I

They killed Lisa Left Eye Lopes so she wouldn't spread how great Dr. Sebi was.

Slime
Jan 3, 2007

Karma Monkey posted:

I agree. There's no way these are for real. :psypop:

Never underestimate stupidity. People are really loving dumb as poo poo when it comes to health, nutrition and food, even experts in those fields. Actual experts, not fake experts who wrote their own degree in sharpie.

Islam is the Lite Rock FM
Jul 27, 2007

by exmarx
I know fluorine. It is no liquid (unless cold like your mother).

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

Proof: one of my coworkers is on a diet where you dial your calories per day down to 500 for three weeks and can't have any carbs. The supposed reason this is necessary is because her metabolism can't handle carbs properly and this will reset it, or something.

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Bees on Wheat
Jul 18, 2007

I've never been happy



QUAIL DIVISION
Buglord

There are so many things wrong with this, not least of all that they're implying you should go eat a lily of the valley. :psyduck:

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