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Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

GrimGypsy posted:

Chris Matthews saying that Hillary should pick Kasich as her VP.

Well that ticket's balanced in a whole new way.

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Fidel Castronaut
Dec 25, 2004

Houston, we're Havana problem.

Lycus posted:

Did Chris Matthews say that Clinton should pick Kasich as her running mate?

She'd probably clean up well with that ticket and then when she has another stroke, the presidency would change very little.

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

TyrantWD posted:

They lost a lot of credibility on the MI call.

But they'll get this one right!

Everyone gets one wrong, politics is wonky business sometimes.

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

Joementum posted:

Oh my God, shut the gently caress up Chris Matthews and your Clinton / Kasich ticket.

lol if this happened i don't even know

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



Lycus posted:

Did Chris Matthews say that Clinton should pick Kasich as her running mate?

he did

Fuck da Mods
Jun 27, 2013

fina get poz'd? :cabot: :gizz: :baby:
florida isnt a take all state for DEM

so its like half and half

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

FourLeaf
Dec 2, 2011

Vertical Lime posted:

hil officially won florida

wrap it up berniealuires

(me)

same

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008

Powered Descent posted:

What about Arizona and New Mexico? Do they count? The CSA claimed those territories, even if it never actually controlled them.

*Begins highlighting furiously*

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY
o'reilly reporting from live from rehab on fox right now

Combed Thunderclap
Jan 4, 2011



eric posted:

LOL if little marco stays in to the convention hoping for a screw job.

I'm cool with that as long as he's forced to go to every debate and experiences a total breakdown as Trump relentlessly insults him

Immortan
Jun 6, 2015

by Shine
GG Bernie. He's done.

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.
Hi, I'm the guy who thought Bernie would win the oldest and southernmost state on the continent.

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
Ritual suicide using the sword of Chang is the only path to glory, lil marco

Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009

gently caress da Mods posted:

florida isnt a take all state for DEM

so its like half and half

Half and half, but Hillary's half is twice as big as Bernie's.

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
Reminder for those of you watching the republican primary tonight: Missouri's numbers matter BY CONGRESSIONAL DISTRICT.

You can win the state and lose the total delegate count.

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

poor lil marco

my bony fealty
Oct 1, 2008

After 8 years of McCain Lieberman, what better to follow than Hillary/Kasich! I'm so glad our country supports strong bipartisanship and compromise

McGlockenshire
Dec 16, 2005

GOLLOCKS!
Here, we're gonna need this tonight.



We're gonna need it a lot.

waffle
May 12, 2001
HEH
I'm really surprised that Alachua County (where the university of florida is) even seems to be going for Hillary. Florida going Hillary is no surprise (though the margins are bigger than expected) but if Bernie didn't win a big college town, phew. At least it looks like they'll get rid of their lovely Tea Party radio shock jock mayor though (Ed Braddy), thank god (I care cause I went there for grad school and Braddy is the worst kind of obnoxious, belligerent Republican)

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
CNN doing a political obituary for Liddle Marco right now lol

Astroclassicist
Aug 21, 2015

https://twitter.com/Yair_Rosenberg/status/709893235792093184

Stereotype
Apr 24, 2010

College Slice

Jewel Repetition posted:

Hi, I'm the guy who thought Bernie would win the oldest and southernmost state on the continent.

I BET YOU'RE REAL SORE HAHA

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

Marco Rubio was right when he said he definitely wasn't 20 points down. He was only 17 points down!

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



pls give me the bernout meltdowns tia

Harlock
Jan 15, 2006

Tap "A" to drink!!!

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib
Thing of it is, the night is already over for democrats - Hillary wins a massive number of delegates in FL, NC, and OH, and definitely wins nearly half in IL, MO. The only difference at this point would be "Maybe Hillary doesn't win half, but instead 3/8ths of the delegates."

axeil
Feb 14, 2006
eyeballing the exits it looks like bernie takes it in a squeaker. will be close though.

so 2-3 for clinton and 1-2 for sanders.


and the gop side could be true insanity if cruz wins NC and MO

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/709893235884335106

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Sipee cup

Patter Song
Mar 26, 2010

Hereby it is manifest that during the time men live without a common power to keep them all in awe, they are in that condition which is called war; and such a war as is of every man against every man.
Fun Shoe
Hillary Clinton wins 11/11 Confederate states, Donald Trump 10/11 (assuming NC goes Trump, which it will).

The South has risen again, guys.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/709893207845376004

Apollo_Creed
Aug 4, 2002

I am the Master of Disaster.
Dana Perino on guy running for president: "I'm not sure he even wants to be in politics."

Mu Cow
Oct 26, 2003

So Bernie wins MI, loses OH, but looks set to win IL and MO?

This election makes no sense.

TyrantWD
Nov 6, 2010
Ignore my doomerism, I don't think better things are possible

pathetic little tramp posted:

Thing of it is, the night is already over for democrats - Hillary wins a massive number of delegates in FL, NC, and OH, and definitely wins nearly half in IL, MO. The only difference at this point would be "Maybe Hillary doesn't win half, but instead 3/8ths of the delegates."

Too early to say with OH and IL. If the current margins hold, I'd agree.

Scrub-Niggurath
Nov 27, 2007

the floriday county map is truly beautiful

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

pathetic little tramp posted:

Thing of it is, the night is already over for democrats - Hillary wins a massive number of delegates in FL, NC, and OH, and definitely wins nearly half in IL, MO. The only difference at this point would be "Maybe Hillary doesn't win half, but instead 3/8ths of the delegates."

GREETINGS I AM THE NARRATIVE

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler

triple sulk posted:

pls give me the bernout meltdowns tia

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

axeil posted:

eyeballing the exits it looks like bernie takes it in a squeaker. will be close though.

so 2-3 for clinton and 1-2 for sanders.


and the gop side could be true insanity if cruz wins NC and MO

Cruz isn't going to win NC.

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Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

triple sulk posted:

pls give me the bernout meltdowns tia

why don't the minorities know what is good for them???? I GAVE MY CHILD'S LUNCH MONEY FOR BERNIE AND HITLERY STOLE THIS FROM US!!!!! I'm going to kill the old people for further mortgaging our future.

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