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The Pussy Boss
Nov 2, 2004

is rubio a christian or something, i can't tell

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InsanityIsCrazy
Jan 25, 2003

by Lowtax
HEY



RUBIO




WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW

Apollo_Creed
Aug 4, 2002

I am the Master of Disaster.
I think Rubio quoted the Bible and dropped the mic on the way out of the Florida House as well.

Subvisual Haze
Nov 22, 2003

The building was on fire and it wasn't my fault.
But the real winner tonight was MARCO RUBIO!

Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009

"may god strengthen our eventual nominee" :raise:

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Some god

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

The Pussy Boss posted:

is rubio a christian or something, i can't tell

I don't know where you're getting that from.

SirKibbles
Feb 27, 2011

I didn't like your old red text so here's some dancing cash. :10bux:
Goddamn it Marco I didn't come here for a sermon

Harlock
Jan 15, 2006

Tap "A" to drink!!!

"May God bless our eventual nominee"

Rynn
Jul 23, 2003

God is apparently a Trump supporter or a serious troll.

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

InsanityIsCrazy posted:

HEY



RUBIO




WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW

Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

I gotta say, Marco sounds more sincere with his god talk right now than anyone else in the GOP field. Maybe because he doesn't constantly invoke Jeezus on the stump.

FourLeaf
Dec 2, 2011

Youth Decay posted:

I appreciate whoever is running my MSNBC stream putting a scrolling JUST QUIT ALREADY across the screen during the speech

haha wish i could have seen that

Von Sloneker
Jul 6, 2009

as if all this was something more
than another footnote on a postcard from nowhere,
another chapter in the handbook for exercises in futility
There's no answers in that book, Marco.

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007
can god make a trump he can't stump?

Dignity Van Houten
Jul 28, 2006

abcdefghijk
ELLAMENNO-P


Rubio taking one last drink of water

A Neurotic Jew
Feb 17, 2012

by exmarx
all three establishment choices officially stumped. what a season.

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

Boosted_C5 posted:

Bend the knee Marco, and a place will be made for you in Lord President's Trump's army.

Like Christie and Carson before you, you can redeem yourself by serving a worthy master.

TRUMP!!!

wear the hat

Shammypants
May 25, 2004

Let me tell you about true luxury.

Rubio and walker died this cycle and Paul Ryan is making GBS threads the bed in his new role. What a year

fknlo
Jul 6, 2009


Fun Shoe

quote:

[–]ncljdmCalifornia - Bernie Squad - Cadet [score hidden] a minute ago
How is HRC the project winner in NC with only 5.1% of the results out?
permalinksavereportgive goldreply

So many of them still don't seem to understand this stuff.

FormerPoster
Aug 5, 2004

Hair Elf

935 posted:

Rubio taking one last drink of water

Busting my rear end laughing over here.

40-Degree Day
Sep 24, 2012


this Bernie Discord has gotten so bad that they are banning anyone who says Bernie is losing a state.

A GIANT PARSNIP
Apr 13, 2010

Too much fuckin' eggnog



it's me, i am the idiot who chose to increase a politician's bank account by 0.000011% instead of buying a house for my family

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven
Megyn Kelly sounds like she was crying.

Donald Trump did this.

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Youth Decay posted:

I gotta say, Marco sounds more sincere with his god talk right now than anyone else in the GOP field. Maybe because he doesn't constantly invoke Jeezus on the stump.

He's still not religious enough to not claim to speak for God, tho

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Wow Bernie is getting his poo poo pushed in in Ohio. What the gently caress happened there? They were almost neck and neck in the polls.

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

Rynn posted:

God is apparently a Trump supporter or a serious troll.

I'm a God-fearing goon, but I pretty much believe it's the latter on most topics.

Love Stole the Day
Nov 4, 2012
Please give me free quality professional advice so I can be a baby about it and insult you
RIP Nate Silver

FourLeaf
Dec 2, 2011

Youth Decay posted:

I gotta say, Marco sounds more sincere with his god talk right now than anyone else in the GOP field. Maybe because he doesn't constantly invoke Jeezus on the stump.

uhhh, yes he does? maybe you should rewatch some those debates

Concerned Citizen
Jul 22, 2007
Ramrod XTreme

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Wow Bernie is getting his poo poo pushed in in Ohio. What the gently caress happened there? They were almost neck and neck in the polls.

Polling is a fraud and nothing matters.

Prorat
Aug 3, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
I havn't even had time to pour my first drink. Election nights are GET hosed UP nights.

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007


why are you posting stuff from the televangelist subreddit

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

Not a single fucking olive in sight

Joementum posted:

By the way, "suspending" the campaign keeps his current delegates pledged.

Well technically he can't close his campaign until he pays off his campaign debt which would likely take anywhere between 90 days at a minimum as invoice come due to years from now.

InsanityIsCrazy
Jan 25, 2003

by Lowtax

40-Degree Day posted:

this Bernie Discord has gotten so bad that they are banning anyone who says Bernie is losing a state.

:circlefap:

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

fknlo posted:

So many of them still don't seem to understand this stuff.

Were exit polls good in MI?

AARP LARPer
Feb 19, 2005

THE DARK SIDE OF SCIENCE BREEDS A WEAPON OF WAR

Buglord
Can god make a glass of water so big that even Rubio can't drink it?

fknlo
Jul 6, 2009


Fun Shoe

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Wow Bernie is getting his poo poo pushed in in Ohio. What the gently caress happened there? They were almost neck and neck in the polls.

It's probably going to tighten up quite a bit, but that's a lot of votes to overcome.

Despera
Jun 6, 2011
God loves Trump

Subvisual Haze
Nov 22, 2003

The building was on fire and it wasn't my fault.
Now that the ESTABLISHMENT LANE has finally consolidated around Kasich this election is all but over! The party decides!

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Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

Al! posted:

He's still not religious enough to not claim to speak for God, tho

I know, that's when you know you're dealing with a High Sparrow type.

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