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Goatman Sacks
Apr 4, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

I mean he's gonna be half-right

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passionate dongs
May 23, 2001

Snitchin' is Bitchin'
[–]Ali-96 67 points 6 hours ago
PROTEST IF YOU SEE BILL CLINTON WITHIN 100 FT OF YOUR POLLING PLACE

Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

FourLeaf posted:

uhhh, yes he does? maybe you should rewatch some those debates

Not in the way that Huckabee/Santorum/Carson/Cruz do.

Kalman
Jan 17, 2010

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Wow Bernie is getting his poo poo pushed in in Ohio. What the gently caress happened there? They were almost neck and neck in the polls.

Turns out that, much like in Michigan, polls were very wrong.

(Reality: it's early voting results and limited reporting, it'll probably close up as time goes on, though that early vote is suggesting Clinton will hold the state.)

DynamicSloth
Jul 30, 2006

"Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth."

FourLeaf posted:

uhhh, yes he does? maybe you should rewatch some those debates

Yeah, that's been my impression.

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY
rubio's lose in florida just proves you have to do your job when elected. can't be a lazy and do your vote

Scrub-Niggurath
Nov 27, 2007



ITS BEAUTIFUL

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


Three Olives posted:

Well technically he can't close his campaign until he pays off his campaign debt which would likely take anywhere between 90 days at a minimum as invoice come due to years from now.
Furthermore, he can swap his delegates/support for somebody else paying off his campaign debt. That's one way the establishment (on both sides) forces candidates out -- get out now or you'll be covering those checks yourself.

God, Sanders is getting crushed in Ohio.

Broken Box
Jan 29, 2009

So now we've got a presidential election that is going to have a Republican candidate that's either Donald "not fascist, but #1 with fascists" Trump, Ted "has a face that has scientific explanations for why it is so disturbing to look at, also he is possibly the Zodiac Killer" Cruz, and Mitt "ratfucked my way into round 2" R-Money.

lamentable dustman
Apr 13, 2007

ðŸÂ†ðŸÂ†ðŸÂ†

NY Times live prediction tracker thing from Super Tuesday is up again. Its cool

http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2016/03/15/upshot/live-model-democratic-primary-results.html?rref=collection%2Fsectioncollection%2Fupshot

http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/...state-anchor-OH

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

Marco!

https://twitter.com/mmurraypolitics/status/709899384713039872

Trash Trick
Apr 17, 2014

MISSOURI AAAAAAAAAAAA

evilweasel
Aug 24, 2002

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Wow Bernie is getting his poo poo pushed in in Ohio. What the gently caress happened there? They were almost neck and neck in the polls.

Like one precinct has reported.

SirKibbles
Feb 27, 2011

I didn't like your old red text so here's some dancing cash. :10bux:

RIP Nate

Rynn
Jul 23, 2003

Mr Hootington posted:

rubio's lose in florida just proves you have to do your job when elected. can't be a lazy and do your vote

Hell he missed most of his votes too.

flu-like symptoms
Jul 27, 2006
shiny
he should have used goodbye ruby tuesday for his walking out after his speech music instead of whatever he used

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

Joementum posted:

By the way, "suspending" the campaign keeps his current delegates pledged.

Is that why they all do that?

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

suddenly it doesn't feel too live in Miami anymore I bet

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

40-Degree Day posted:

this Bernie Discord has gotten so bad that they are banning anyone who says Bernie is losing a state.

FourLeaf
Dec 2, 2011

Joementum posted:

Whomever run the pirate MSNBC stream is trolling Rubio.



nice

Mental Hospitality
Jan 5, 2011

"God has sent us a combed-over Hitler to teach us a lesson".

jisforjosh
Jun 6, 2006

"It's J is for...you know what? Fuck it, jizz it is"

Kalman posted:

Turns out that, much like in Michigan, polls were very wrong.

(Reality: it's early voting results and limited reporting, it'll probably close up as time goes on, though that early vote is suggesting Clinton will hold the state.)

I honestly think the earlier polling in Ohio was right and pollsters just freaked out about being wrong in Michigan. They adjusted their methods and projected demographics to mirror actual turn out in MI.

GrimGypsy
Mar 27, 2007

Chris Matthews just arbitrarily giving "NeoCon" a completely new definition, lol

Jackie D
May 27, 2009

Democracy is like a tambourine - not everyone can be trusted with it.


evilweasel posted:

Like one precinct has reported.

with 200k votes?

40-Degree Day
Sep 24, 2012


quote:

Kougeru - Today at 7:31 PM

@jkhkjhk ignorance really. People that don't see through her lies. People that vote simply for gender (this honestly is a bigger factor than people think) and people legitly still don't know Bernie. A lot of old people just know when it's time to vote, don't do any research and vote in name recognition or for the party (in the general)

"Woman and Olds don't know any better.txt".

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY
still holding out hope Willie Wilson wins Illinois. can't have a sad night all night

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

That's disturbing

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
I knew Bernie was gonna go down hard tonight but at least I can feel satisfied knowing I got a chance to get out for democratic-socialism during its time of need.

DynamicSloth
Jul 30, 2006

"Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth."
Rubio says Trump wouldn't take his concession call.

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Trump winning Missouri would be :stare:

MarcoRubio
Feb 3, 2016

Are you ready for a New American Century?

Discendo Vox
Mar 21, 2013

This does not make sense when, again, aggregate indicia also indicate improvements. The belief that things are worse is false. It remains false.

That's literally just a measure of endorsements, not polling outcomes. There are better things to attack Silver on(such as his haircut).

Brannock
Feb 9, 2006

by exmarx
Fallen Rib

MiGF is on the roam.

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler

:getin:

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



40-Degree Day posted:

"Woman and Olds don't know any better.txt".

lol

Cao Ni Ma
May 25, 2010



Mathews saying that Hillary will be establishment republican candidate

Despera
Jun 6, 2011
Everywhere is Bill's polling place

fade5
May 31, 2012

by exmarx
ahahahahahahaha yes loving OWNED!

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Feldegast42
Oct 29, 2011

COMMENCE THE RITE OF SHITPOSTING

Pinterest Mom posted:

"may god strengthen our eventual nominee" :raise:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30lGrarz3MQ

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