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Moola
Aug 16, 2006

Soulfucker posted:


fake edit: it's like a scrunt factory

++ :siren: WARNING :siren: ++

++ SCRUNT DETECTED ++

++ SUGGESTED ACTION_PURGE = true ++

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Atlas Hugged
Mar 12, 2007


Put your arms around me,
fiddly digits, itchy britches
I love you all
Someone should replace the breasts with scrunt heads.

Moola
Aug 16, 2006
those are breasts?! I thought that was a lower jaw

Nebalebadingdong
Jun 30, 2005

i made a video game.
why not give it a try!?

Moola posted:

those are breasts?! I thought that was a lower jaw

lol i was thinking the same thing

Moola
Aug 16, 2006

Herr Tog
Jun 18, 2011

Grimey Drawer
I am in awe of you Moola

Kai Tave
Jul 2, 2012
Fallen Rib



?????

Karl Rove
Feb 26, 2006

Oh man, the Elders are really lovely guys. Their astral projection seminars are literally off the fucking planet, and highly recommended.
420,000 rhamp ur rhino erryday


JcDent
May 13, 2013

Give me a rifle, one round, and point me at Berlin!

Zark the Damned posted:

Well hello there sailor



So a knight transcendent, eh?



Gnarly

Not a viking
Aug 2, 2008

Feels like I just got laid

DRIVE ME CLOSER!

Safety Factor
Oct 31, 2009




Grimey Drawer

Nah, this rules.

Irate Tree
Mar 12, 2011

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Motherfucking Sweetums!

Helen Highwater
Feb 19, 2014

And furthermore
Grimey Drawer
It's a Guristas Rhino.

jadebullet
Mar 25, 2011


MY LIFE FOR YOU!
Where is that head on the knight from? That is really loving awesome and I would love to make something similar for my army. (Though infinitely more creepy)

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

jadebullet posted:

Where is that head on the knight from? That is really loving awesome and I would love to make something similar for my army. (Though infinitely more creepy)

It's a scrunt :confused:

jadebullet
Mar 25, 2011


MY LIFE FOR YOU!
Great, now someone needs to contact the original scrunt guy and get him to put a scrunt head on a knight.

Macdeo Lurjtux
Jul 5, 2011

BRRREADSTOOORRM!

Zark the Damned posted:

Well hello there sailor



Glad to see they got James Woods back for Hercules 2: The Grim Darkening.

Nuns with Guns
Jul 23, 2010

It's fine.
Don't worry about it.


um




okay




:shepface:

Ugleb
Nov 19, 2014

ASK ME ABOUT HOW SCOTLAND'S PROPOSED TRANS LEGISLATION IS DIVISIVE AS HELL BECAUSE IT IS SO SWEEPING THAT IT COULD BE POTENTIALLY ABUSED AT A TIME WHERE THE LACK OF SAFETY FOR WOMEN HAS BEEN SO GLARING

Well, at least it isn't bikini armour and her vital organs are reasonably covered I guess.

She will get some pretty severe tan lines though, shouldn't have left the garter thing on.

3 Action Economist
May 22, 2002

Educate. Agitate. Liberate.
Trim your mold lines, thin your paints, &c.

Pretty much a textbook example there.

Sharkopath
May 27, 2009

Legs are vital.

Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

That's a Reaper Bones female cloud giant and she is such a contrast from the male giant that came with her that it drew a lot of commentary and criticism in the Reaper thread at the time.


Sculpted by Patrick Keith

Here's the male storm giant that was paired with it in the kickstarter:

Sculpted by Julie Guthrie

Sharkopath
May 27, 2009

Hes protecting his legs, because legs are important.

jadebullet
Mar 25, 2011


MY LIFE FOR YOU!
Eh, with that one I don't see that much contrast. They both look like Greek mythological figures as opposed to a pinup. They sure did a horrible job painting it though, and the garter is a bit out of place.

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

jadebullet posted:

Eh, with that one I don't see that much contrast. They both look like Greek mythological figures as opposed to a pinup. They sure did a horrible job painting it though, and the garter is a bit out of place.

The Greeks were known for their thin waifu statues

Sharkopath
May 27, 2009

Most of the time they were wearing chiton which covered absolutely everything except arms, even Aphrodite. I found this Athena with what I assume is supposed to represent something translucent but also theres a tiny gorgon in the center so I dont even know.





Pottery meant for the Symposium got a lot more raunchy though.

Moola
Aug 16, 2006
im the tiny gorgon

Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

No, she's pretty much doing a standard "check out my rear end" pose, complete with the lifted heel and bedroom lingerie. It's hardly the cheescakiest thing Reaper's done, by a very long shot... it just stands in contrast to the male giant's combat action pose.

What this does highlight though is that those are really big miniatures. Something like twice the height of a normal 30mm dude. And yet Nuns with Guns' painter still couldn't handle the basic details. It's a pretty bad paintjob. On the other hand, it's a pretty cheap miniature.

Hra Mormo
Mar 6, 2008

The Internet Man

Leperflesh posted:

That's a Reaper Bones female cloud giant and she is such a contrast from the male giant that came with her that it drew a lot of commentary and criticism in the Reaper thread at the time.


Sculpted by Patrick Keith

Is that a vacuum?

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

Moola posted:

im the tiny gorgon

I'm the tiny owl

JcDent
May 13, 2013

Give me a rifle, one round, and point me at Berlin!

Improbable Lobster posted:

I'm the tiny owl

Tiny Peanuts owl

Nebalebadingdong
Jun 30, 2005

i made a video game.
why not give it a try!?

jadebullet posted:

Eh, with that one I don't see that much contrast. They both look like Greek mythological figures as opposed to a pinup. They sure did a horrible job painting it though, and the garter is a bit out of place.

The first one is literally a pinup

jadebullet
Mar 25, 2011


MY LIFE FOR YOU!
Fair enough. It could be a lot worse though.

Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

Hra Mormo posted:

Is that a vacuum?

haha

But no, she's got like a big piece of ornate marble column to use as a club. If you flip the image over it's easier to see: her club is a carved lady stone column. Which really highlights how bad the paint job up above is, because the painter just slapped brown all over it like it was just all wood.

Here's one of the example painted photos from Reaper's page for the mini:
vs.

Leperflesh fucked around with this message at 20:57 on Mar 17, 2016

bongwizzard
May 19, 2005

Then one day I meet a man,
He came to me and said,
"Hard work good and hard work fine,
but first take care of head"
Grimey Drawer

Leperflesh posted:

That's a Reaper Bones female cloud giant and she is such a contrast from the male giant that came with her that it drew a lot of commentary and criticism in the Reaper thread at the time.


Sculpted by Patrick Keith

Here's the male storm giant that was paired with it in the kickstarter:

Sculpted by Julie Guthrie

It looks like she is just ripped such a bad fart that she almost swooned, and he looks like he just got the first whiff of it and is very alarmed.

signalnoise
Mar 7, 2008

i was told my old av was distracting

bongwizzard posted:

It looks like she is just ripped such a bad fart that she almost swooned, and he looks like he just got the first whiff of it and is very alarmed.

I tend to relate everything to a fictional fart

Nebalebadingdong
Jun 30, 2005

i made a video game.
why not give it a try!?
fart fluff

signalnoise
Mar 7, 2008

i was told my old av was distracting
fartcanon

bongwizzard
May 19, 2005

Then one day I meet a man,
He came to me and said,
"Hard work good and hard work fine,
but first take care of head"
Grimey Drawer

signalnoise posted:

I tend to relate everything to a fictional fart

I have been eating cauliflower curry for the last three days, farts are ever present in my thoughts.

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Hra Mormo
Mar 6, 2008

The Internet Man

bongwizzard posted:

I have been eating cauliflower curry for the last three days, farts are ever present in my thoughts.

RIP.

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