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wayfinder
Jul 7, 2003

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Unless
Jul 24, 2005

I art



GOP Super PAC Our Principles anti Trump ad:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OkSRJSUY0vs

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

He's not wrong.

Tortoiseburger
Mar 27, 2007

The Finest of the Tortoise
Depositions aren't always boring obfuscation

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIxmrvbMeKc

shrike82
Jun 11, 2005

Knot My President!
Jan 10, 2005

Here's some OC. Surprised it hasn't been done before

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

Armyman25 posted:

I don't think this guy should be intentionally upsetting the robot, it will remember.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVlhMGQgDkY

He needs robot insurance
http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/old-glory-insurance/n10766

Jesus Horse
Feb 24, 2004


http://trumpbangsthings.com/

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

Armyman25 posted:

I don't think this guy should be intentionally upsetting the robot, it will remember.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVlhMGQgDkY

I love box. Dan loves family.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sAmyZP-qbTE

Modest Mao
Feb 11, 2011

by Cyrano4747

Armchair Calvinist posted:

Here's some OC. Surprised it hasn't been done before



because trump didn't shoot himself (yet)

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014


That should be a photoshop thread.

Brown Moses
Feb 22, 2002

Obama arrives in Cuba

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005

double nine
Aug 8, 2013

Brown Moses posted:

Obama arrives in Cuba



not going to lie, that's kind of an amazing picture contrasting rich american plane vs poor cuban citizenry.





Also GOD drat SOMEONE DO SOME CABLE MANAGEMENT PLZ

I am not a book
Mar 9, 2013
The only deposition worthy of watching is Weezy's: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_E_kKGvytk

shrike82
Jun 11, 2005

The Champagne Gun



The idea behind the gun is the same idea behind the sparklers. Touitou hopes local clubs will want to use them in their VIP sections or perhaps just as decoration behind the bar.

The gun is simple enough to use: Attach a magnum bottle (it shoots only magnum-sized bottles at the moment, as those are the most difficult for clubs to sell) to the gun, give it a couple of shakes, and then you get to feel like P. Diddy for 45 seconds as your gun (available in gold, rose gold, and chrome finishes) sprays a stream of champagne at a distance of up to 23 feet. "Shoot bubbles, not bullets," Touitou likes to say.

The gun also has an attachment that allows you to simply pour the champagne rather than spray it, which, while much more economically practical, is a significantly less cool way to disperse champagne.

The Belgian
Oct 28, 2008

shrike82 posted:

The Champagne Gun



The idea behind the gun is the same idea behind the sparklers. Touitou hopes local clubs will want to use them in their VIP sections or perhaps just as decoration behind the bar.

The gun is simple enough to use: Attach a magnum bottle (it shoots only magnum-sized bottles at the moment, as those are the most difficult for clubs to sell) to the gun, give it a couple of shakes, and then you get to feel like P. Diddy for 45 seconds as your gun (available in gold, rose gold, and chrome finishes) sprays a stream of champagne at a distance of up to 23 feet. "Shoot bubbles, not bullets," Touitou likes to say.

The gun also has an attachment that allows you to simply pour the champagne rather than spray it, which, while much more economically practical, is a significantly less cool way to disperse champagne.

Why not use a real weapon and do sabrage?

Broken Machine
Oct 22, 2010

Feed the world

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjQzJAKxTrE

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

The Belgian posted:

Why not use a real weapon and do sabrage?


I have a feeling that might not work out so well in clubs.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X7Vx0SLjtvA

http://www2.b3ta.com/banned-aid/

Volcott
Mar 30, 2010

People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.

Do not feed the world.

Hubis
May 18, 2003

Boy, I wish we had one of those doomsday machines...

Volcott posted:

Do not feed the world.



Feed the world.

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


Brown Moses posted:

Obama arrives in Cuba



hell yeah

quiggy
Aug 7, 2010

[in Russian] Oof.


mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

sugar free jazz
Mar 5, 2008

Volcott posted:

Do not feed the world.




you loving SUCK

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe


build a loving wall.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Volcott posted:

Do not feed the world.


Feed the world but also give them contraception and antinatalist propaganda.

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

Guavanaut posted:

Feed the world but also give them contraception and antinatalist propaganda.



Natalist propaganda! Those People need to stop breeding like rabbits, it's ruining the world! :argh:

If only those people would learn to use birth control there could be enough food for everyone!


If only those people would learn to use birth control we could avoid an energy crisis!


If only those people would learn to use birth control global warming could be stopped!

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Ease up on the 'Those People' champ, we're all in this one together.

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!

Stultus Maximus posted:


If only those people would learn to use birth control we could avoid an energy crisis!



hey does this chart take something into account?

bagual
Oct 29, 2010

inconspicuous
"omg overpopulation" people should strive to be a part of the solution and loving kill themselves and their families first

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jAcpUc3skAg


edit: sorry i might have been unfair, killing your family is wrong, maybe you should just stop feeding them because that is morally justified and somehow different from murder

bagual fucked around with this message at 14:20 on Mar 21, 2016

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
"omg overpopulation" people should strive to be part of the solution and avoid having children while donating or volunteering for causes that expand access to sex ed, birth control, and women's rights while opposing regressive and natalist forces.

The "if too many people why not kill urself" canard is bad and dumb, you should at least tell them to kill as many people as possible before killing themselves if you want to make a consistent argument in bad faith.

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

sugar free jazz
Mar 5, 2008

Too many people! not enough resources! ugh!


*flies in a plane*

*eats meat*

*drives a car*

*is a loving piece of poo poo*


Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
On the other hand, natalists are of course famous for not being huge pieces of poo poo.

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Me6qr4OhVxw&t=37s

bagual
Oct 29, 2010

inconspicuous

Guavanaut posted:

"omg overpopulation" people should strive to be part of the solution and avoid having children while donating or volunteering for causes that expand access to sex ed, birth control, and women's rights while opposing regressive and natalist forces.

The "if too many people why not kill urself" canard is bad and dumb, you should at least tell them to kill as many people as possible before killing themselves if you want to make a consistent argument in bad faith.



I was replying to the "don't feed the world" guy, and i would guess the great majority of posters here live in countries with sub-replacement birth rates

Dr. Killjoy
Oct 9, 2012

:thunk::mason::brainworms::tinfoil::thunkher:
Grind the entire human population into nutritious slurry, feed that to a colony of planarian worms, mankind lives forever in an immortal line of invertebrates. Overpopulation solved.

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Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

bagual posted:

I was replying to the "don't feed the world" guy, and i would guess the great majority of posters here live in countries with sub-replacement birth rates
Sub-replacement birth rates are a good thing. I'd hope that if we can work together to improve the developing world (or at least not constantly dick them over) then they will also get sub-replacement birth rates, so I don't see it as being mutually exclusive with feeding the world.

Trying to reduce population by war or famine is a pretty terrible idea though, I think we can agree on that. It's not only terrible and inhumane, it plain doesn't work in the long term.

Dr. Killjoy posted:

Grind the entire human population into nutritious slurry, feed that to a colony of planarian worms, mankind lives forever in an immortal line of invertebrates. Overpopulation solved.

Now this kind of thing I can get behind. What would happen if we decellularized a planarian and seeded it with human stem cells?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ddGR7YKuN-I

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