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damn horror queefs
Oct 14, 2005

say hello
say hello to the man in the elevator

InterceptorV8 posted:

It's not like there isn't 10 year old videos shaming Shmorky.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DAebxR4tqqw

lmao

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us vs also us
Jul 8, 2007

Hello! I hope you are having a nice day!

symbolic posted:

take your meds and stop posting, good christ

You actually just reminded me to take my antidepressents, thanks

Skoll
Jul 26, 2013

Oh You'll Love My Toxic Love
Grimey Drawer

The Pony Incident posted:

i cant believe someone had to get a job what a pathetic loving rear end in a top hat!!!!!!

You try way too hard.

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

The Pony Incident posted:

You actually just reminded me to take my antidepressents, thanks
no problem, homie

Jay-Zeus
Jan 5, 2004
I don't believe it!
Fun Shoe
Despite a nontraditional work career, Shmorky nailed the transferable skills question at the interview.

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

The Pony Incident posted:

anyway i didn't read this thread past page one peace

when you make a parting shot like this yuo're supposed to leave and pretend you don't care instead of keep posting that you care

us vs also us
Jul 8, 2007

Hello! I hope you are having a nice day!

Putty posted:

when you make a parting shot like this yuo're supposed to leave and pretend you don't care instead of keep posting that you care

what i meant was i didn't read between pages one and seven in truth i care a lot

us vs also us
Jul 8, 2007

Hello! I hope you are having a nice day!
i've never had this many people reply to my posts before, hi guys how's it going?

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

The Pony Incident posted:

i've never had this many people reply to my posts before, hi guys how's it going?

jesus chridt shut up

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004


:agreed: my av owns

Commie NedFlanders
Mar 8, 2014


same


except everyone can hurt me quite easily in fact i'm incredibly sensitive

Commie NedFlanders
Mar 8, 2014

The Pony Incident posted:

what i meant was i didn't read between pages one and seven in truth i care a lot

that's good

Care is the first dimension on the spirit plane, the fundamental dimension of the soul

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret
So does our hero, shmorky, work at a burger joint? I need to know for my burger tour on the westcoast I can give shmorky a 18% tip.

value-brand cereal
May 2, 2008

gnarlyhotep posted:

There's a difference between someone who is going through a tough time in their lives and is sad and down and works through it, and a person who posts on the internet constantly about how sad and down they are and revels in the drama.

The drama including them recording their would be spouse / love of their life having a mental break down and shares it with the entire loving internet. Who the gently caress does that?

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013

The Pony Incident posted:

i've never had this many people reply to my posts before, hi guys how's it going?

I'm alright.

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Edgar posted:

So does our hero, shmorky, work at a burger joint? I need to know for my burger tour on the westcoast I can give shmorky a 18% tip.

he wants it all, not just the tip, if you get my meaning

(he wants all of your dick) is what I mean

Commie NedFlanders
Mar 8, 2014

gnarlyhotep posted:

There's a difference between someone who is going through a tough time in their lives and is sad and down and works through it, and a person who posts on the internet constantly about how sad and down they are and revels in the drama.

i think that's the clinical threshold for mental illness

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret

gnarlyhotep posted:

he wants it all, not just the tip, if you get my meaning

(he wants all of your dick) is what I mean

Thank you for the clarification, I was really confused and needed your gentle guidance. You are an asset to this corporation. Sorry no pork for the shmork, I'm saving myself for retirement.

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013
"The Patron pity economy"

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
"no pork for the shmork"

value-brand cereal
May 2, 2008




How much walnut can he cram into him cheeks? Five? Ten?

Gargamel Gibson
Apr 24, 2014
Did Shmorky invent klurfs or were they already a thing? Also what is a klurf?

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

i really enjoyed the gaming garbage videos with shmorky. he and lowtax had a good rapport and shmorky's voice lends itself well to internet nerd content. but listening to this Real Life Relationship Problems recording...i feel a tad uncomfortable.

e: okay now the living cartoon is saying "rapist" i don't think i'm ready for this.

coolskull fucked around with this message at 02:01 on Mar 21, 2016

CrazyLoon
Aug 10, 2015

"..."

InterceptorV8 posted:

It's not like there isn't 10 year old videos shaming Shmorky.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DAebxR4tqqw

I wish Lowtax had that much flair and singing power TBH, when it came to abject humiliation.

Cake Smashing Boob
Nov 5, 2008

I support black genocide
who is schnorky and why does he/she sound like a squeaky dog toy?

Blue Raider
Sep 2, 2006

i wish smorky all the worst

Dead Precedents
May 5, 2005

Precedents come and go, but death goes on forever.
It was either flipping burgers or welfare. The latter was too triggering.

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Cake Smashing Boob posted:

who is schnorky and why does he/she sound like a squeaky dog toy?

if you haven't figured it out since you' ve been here then I don't even know man

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

Champenema posted:

Yeah but that's former forums favorite transgenered/munitions expert Psyopmonkey. Unless they're the same?

that's shmorky you idiot. psyopmonkey actually has tits

Cake Smashing Boob
Nov 5, 2008

I support black genocide

gnarlyhotep posted:

if you haven't figured it out since you' ve been here then I don't even know man

must be a front page person

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Cake Smashing Boob posted:

must be a front page person

Yeah, to begin with

http://www.somethingawful.com/flash-tub/2004/

But from then until last year he was a mainstay of the youtube sensation

https://www.youtube.com/user/lowtaxico

now he's just another pathetic twitter idiot

us vs also us
Jul 8, 2007

Hello! I hope you are having a nice day!
Wow, look at all those cool things that idiot did. What a JERK. How DARE they do those cool things

us vs also us fucked around with this message at 03:33 on Mar 21, 2016

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

The Pony Incident posted:

Wow, look at all those cool things that idiot did. What a JERK. How DARE he do those cool things

hi schmorky

us vs also us
Jul 8, 2007

Hello! I hope you are having a nice day!

gnarlyhotep posted:

hi schmorky

you know i'm not shmorky cause i misgendered them

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

The Pony Incident posted:

you know i'm not shmorky cause i misgendered them

that's just what xhe would say

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Stuntman posted:

i wish i could care about anything as much as you guys care about harassing trans people

symbolic posted:

go to PYF or E/N with the rest of your ilk from GBS 2.0

symbolic fucked around with this message at 16:57 on Mar 21, 2016

us vs also us
Jul 8, 2007

Hello! I hope you are having a nice day!
i'm just a guy posting in the shmorky thread, everybody. let's be cool

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013

The Pony Incident posted:

Wow, look at all those cool things that idiot did. What a JERK. How DARE they do those cool things

He also talked his schizophrenic fiance into believing that she is an internet genderwitch who could hypnotize men to be her sissy slaves, and then, when she had a breakdown, he recorded it and put it online so that he could try to make money off it. After it didn't pan out, he had her institutionalized and left her.

He accepts responsibility for none of this.

e: but, yeah i like his work

us vs also us
Jul 8, 2007

Hello! I hope you are having a nice day!

Ork of Fiction posted:

He also talked his schizophrenic fiance into believing that she is an internet genderwitch who could hypnotize men to be her sissy slaves, and then, when she had a breakdown, he recorded it and put it online so that he could try to make money off it. After it didn't pan out, he had her institutionalized and left her.

He accepts responsibility for none of this.

e: but, yeah i like his work

that sounds like a lot of conjecture to me

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CrazyLoon
Aug 10, 2015

"..."

The Pony Incident posted:

that sounds like a lot of conjecture to me

that sounds like something shmorky would say

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