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CROWS EVERYWHERE
Dec 17, 2012

CAW CAW CAW

Dinosaur Gum

Coward posted:

Which half?

The top half. Wangs for eyes.

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Felime
Jul 10, 2009
All of the privateer press horses are male. Or at least ever one I've put together.

Also, while I'm not an expert on horse genitalia, none of them appear to be gelded.

Kai Tave
Jul 2, 2012
Fallen Rib
Kinda surprised Bad Dragon hasn't jumped on the Kickstarter minis game bandwagon tbh

Atlas Hugged
Mar 12, 2007


Put your arms around me,
fiddly digits, itchy britches
I love you all
I wonder if GW ever grappled with the issue of realistic horse anatomy? Surely it must have come up in 30 years of sculpting. Someone probably said something like, "This is a game for kids, we can't have horse wangs."

JcDent
May 13, 2013

Give me a rifle, one round, and point me at Berlin!

Kai Tave posted:

Kinda surprised Bad Dragon hasn't jumped on the Kickstarter minis game bandwagon tbh

Their audience isn't interested in anything "mini".

Atlas Hugged
Mar 12, 2007


Put your arms around me,
fiddly digits, itchy britches
I love you all

Kaiju Cage Match posted:

I'm the lovingly detailed battle dicks.

EDIT: This was called a "crime against miniatures"



This guy is way above the three color minimum. loving try hard.

WaywardWoodwose
May 19, 2008

The woods are lovely, dark, and deep,
But I have promises to keep,
And miles to go before I sleep,
And miles to go before I sleep.

Kaiju Cage Match posted:

I'm the lovingly detailed battle dicks.

EDIT: This was called a "crime against miniatures"



I have no idea what these are supposed to be (Bloodbowl maybe?) , but I find them kind of charming. like My Pet Monster.

rkajdi
Sep 11, 2001

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Atlas Hugged posted:

This guy is way above the three color minimum. loving try hard.

It's odd, but I went to an event where somebody's three colors were blue, red, and Devlin Mud wash over white primer. Like not even the least actual bit of effort, and it looked awful. Even more bizarre was the event wasn't required painting or anything. Why ruin your stuff for later if you don't even need to? It's not like you're actually going to get any painting points for that poor of an attempt anyway.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer

WaywardWoodwose posted:

I have no idea what these are supposed to be (Bloodbowl maybe?) , but I find them kind of charming. like My Pet Monster.

I think they're Orc linemen.

Lord Hypnostache
Nov 6, 2009

OATHBREAKER

Kaiju Cage Match posted:

I'm the lovingly detailed battle dicks.

EDIT: This was called a "crime against miniatures"



Why are their crotches red?

caedwalla
Nov 1, 2007

the eye has it

Lord Hypnostache posted:

Why are their crotches red?

Red ones go faster.

Moola
Aug 16, 2006

ubercrunchy posted:

Red ones go faster.

ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

with a rebel yell she QQd
Jan 18, 2007

Villain


WaywardWoodwose posted:

I have no idea what these are supposed to be (Bloodbowl maybe?) , but I find them kind of charming. like My Pet Monster.

Blood Bowl 2nd edition (1988) plastic orcs.

Ugleb
Nov 19, 2014

ASK ME ABOUT HOW SCOTLAND'S PROPOSED TRANS LEGISLATION IS DIVISIVE AS HELL BECAUSE IT IS SO SWEEPING THAT IT COULD BE POTENTIALLY ABUSED AT A TIME WHERE THE LACK OF SAFETY FOR WOMEN HAS BEEN SO GLARING

Wierre posted:

Blood Bowl 2nd edition (1988) plastic orcs.

The one with the polystyrene 'astrogranite' pitch? Good times.

El Estrago Bonito
Dec 17, 2010

Scout Finch Bitch

rkajdi posted:

Wait, that isn't just a standard succubus with a preggo belly greenstuffed on? And worse, the original was naked? Why would anyone... :shepicide:

http://www.reapermini.com/OnlineStore/succubus/latest/03341

Ugleb
Nov 19, 2014

ASK ME ABOUT HOW SCOTLAND'S PROPOSED TRANS LEGISLATION IS DIVISIVE AS HELL BECAUSE IT IS SO SWEEPING THAT IT COULD BE POTENTIALLY ABUSED AT A TIME WHERE THE LACK OF SAFETY FOR WOMEN HAS BEEN SO GLARING

She needs to get careful, those boobs could poke an eye out.

Der Waffle Mous
Nov 27, 2009

In the grim future, there is only commerce.

"Legionary Hellknight Dreadnought"

hooman
Oct 11, 2007

This guy seems legit.
Fun Shoe

Der Waffle Mous posted:


"Legionary Hellknight Dreadnought"

I love him, he's so stumpy!

EDIT: I bet he walks like Tik Tok

hooman fucked around with this message at 14:30 on Mar 22, 2016

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Der Waffle Mous posted:


"Legionary Hellknight Dreadnought"

He's so fuzzy it almost looks like somone did some of that guerilla knitting on him.




Only not as colourful.

JcDent
May 13, 2013

Give me a rifle, one round, and point me at Berlin!
lol@ world eater clone troopers. And the funky bases. The hell is this supposed to be, anyways?

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord

JcDent posted:

lol@ world eater clone troopers. And the funky bases. The hell is this supposed to be, anyways?

Maybe they're actually Epic scale

Phoon
Apr 23, 2010

Moola posted:

im the tiny gorgon

hold me closer tiny gorgon

JcDent
May 13, 2013

Give me a rifle, one round, and point me at Berlin!
GW IS RELEASING AN ULTRASWEET MODEL

Herr Tog
Jun 18, 2011

Grimey Drawer

gently caress FLUFF

jadebullet
Mar 25, 2011


MY LIFE FOR YOU!
From the same guy who is trying to sell of the Slime Time Live dreadnoughts.



Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?

Uuugh. This is a terrible video, seriously.

Oh wait at first I thought it was a legit serious GW promo video which was extremely baffling to me.

Pierzak
Oct 30, 2010

Fathis Munk posted:

Oh wait at first I thought it was a legit serious GW promo video which was extremely baffling to me.
Nah, it's way too well-made, GW would never put actual effort into a promo video.

Green Intern
Dec 29, 2008

Loon, Crazy and Laughable

Pretty clearly a 90s action figure commercial parody. I don't know what to tell you.

Hra Mormo
Mar 6, 2008

The Internet Man

Fathis Munk posted:

Oh wait at first I thought it was a legit serious GW promo video which was extremely baffling to me.

Thanks, I needed that.

LuiCypher
Apr 24, 2010

Today I'm... amped up!

jadebullet posted:

From the same guy who is trying to sell of the Slime Time Live dreadnoughts.





From the makers of Snotnoughts, we bring you Colon Marines.


This video is amazing. I really like the last line at the end.

Kaiju Cage Match
Nov 5, 2012




Moola
Aug 16, 2006
its like someone applied a photoshop filter in real life!

wearing a lampshade
Mar 6, 2013


'tis a very orky skull

JcDent
May 13, 2013

Give me a rifle, one round, and point me at Berlin!


Squiggly Beast
Apr 29, 2009

orksorksOrksORKS!
:orks: :orks101:
Gravy Boat 2k

GenericOverusedName
Nov 24, 2009

KUVA TEAM EPIC
That's pretty drat impressive for that scale I guess... ?

thespaceinvader
Mar 30, 2011

The slightest touch from a Gol-Shogeg will result in Instant Death!

Yet another one of those posts where I admire the talent but despair at the content.

FrostyPox
Feb 8, 2012

The ponies are actually pretty well executed, even if they're still ponies.

SteelMentor
Oct 15, 2012

TOXIC
Not just ponies, Ponies from a cross-over fan-fic written by a neo-con nutjob.

A perfect storm of what.

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AndyElusive
Jan 7, 2007


Fleshlights are getting weird.

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