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T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.


1. Women are predominately sheltered because creepy guys let them sleep in their homes in the hopes of getting laid. This is not privilege for women.

2. University enrollment is not a valid marker of success nor acceptance -- being a woman in STEM is incredibly lovely, and far shittier than being a man in the trades. This is not privilege for women.

3. Women live longer statistically because of biological reasons; these statistics, overall, are entirely due to the way the human body works. (Notwithstanding the millions of women who die to malnutrition, disease, or sex-selective abortion.) This is not privilege for women.

4. Gee, maybe WOMEN SHOULDN'T BE loving ABUSED (PREDOMINATELY) BY MEN THEN YOU STUPID poo poo. This is not privilege for women.

5. Get a loving shave, take out your ugly rear end piercings, go to the gym, and for god's sake shower. I can see the filth on your face in a lovely webcam picture.

Seriously, every single point this guy raises can be answered by "loving patriarchy" or "testosterone sucks".

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Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

trickybiscuits posted:

There's a term for it?!

Only in Japan. Everywhere else that's just called "porn."

im pooping!
Nov 17, 2006


T-man posted:

1. Women are predominately sheltered because creepy guys let them sleep in their homes in the hopes of getting laid. This is not privilege for women.

2. University enrollment is not a valid marker of success nor acceptance -- being a woman in STEM is incredibly lovely, and far shittier than being a man in the trades. This is not privilege for women.

3. Women live longer statistically because of biological reasons; these statistics, overall, are entirely due to the way the human body works. (Notwithstanding the millions of women who die to malnutrition, disease, or sex-selective abortion.) This is not privilege for women.

4. Gee, maybe WOMEN SHOULDN'T BE loving ABUSED (PREDOMINATELY) BY MEN THEN YOU STUPID poo poo. This is not privilege for women.

5. Get a loving shave, take out your ugly rear end piercings, go to the gym, and for god's sake shower. I can see the filth on your face in a lovely webcam picture.

Seriously, every single point this guy raises can be answered by "loving patriarchy" or "testosterone sucks".

u mad bro?

Mameluke
Aug 2, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

quote:

PCOS Bill posted:

He's ugly but he isn't wrong

oldpainless posted:

Are you saying those numbers are incorrect?

Darth123123 posted:

I'd be surprised if this fine young man isn't fully employed and making 6 figures.

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

i also think the jpeg makes poor arguments.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

I would do whatever I could to not be homeless on the streets for fear of being raped. Don't think men worry about that as much but what do I know. That guy has a leech hanging out of his mouth and glued pubes to his neck for fashion and that matters way more.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

T-man posted:

1. Women are predominately sheltered because creepy guys let them sleep in their homes in the hopes of getting laid. This is not privilege for women.

2. University enrollment is not a valid marker of success nor acceptance -- being a woman in STEM is incredibly lovely, and far shittier than being a man in the trades. This is not privilege for women.

3. Women live longer statistically because of biological reasons; these statistics, overall, are entirely due to the way the human body works. (Notwithstanding the millions of women who die to malnutrition, disease, or sex-selective abortion.) This is not privilege for women.

4. Gee, maybe WOMEN SHOULDN'T BE loving ABUSED (PREDOMINATELY) BY MEN THEN YOU STUPID poo poo. This is not privilege for women.

5. Get a loving shave, take out your ugly rear end piercings, go to the gym, and for god's sake shower. I can see the filth on your face in a lovely webcam picture.

Seriously, every single point this guy raises can be answered by "loving patriarchy" or "testosterone sucks".

Counterpoint: You have a Steven Universe avatar.

nerdz
Oct 12, 2004


Complex, statistically improbable things are by their nature more difficult to explain than simple, statistically probable things.
Grimey Drawer

cash crab posted:

But yes. Numbers. Thank God statisticians and sociologists never talk to one another, then we'd have some nuance along with our data.

Which kinds of specialist do we need working together to remove that poop thing from his chin

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.

ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

Counterpoint: You have a Steven Universe avatar.

Still less gay than American football.

nerdz posted:

Which kinds of specialist do we need working together to remove that poop thing from his chin

Proctologist, STAT.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

kizudarake posted:

Rough loving 21 on this stripper. She looks like that porphyric personal trainer from CSI 's picture has been altered by that guy that photoshops thin actresses to look fat.





Article here:

sex worker article.
Granted I only skimmed her part of the article because it's really long, but since she's in the sex industry, it may well be "Chelsea Lane", age "21".

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Doesn't everyone lie about their age no matter what type of performer they are?

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to

My favorite detail about this is the fact he's wearing flip flops under his tights.

Hugoon Chavez
Nov 4, 2011

THUNDERDOME LOSER

Picnic Princess posted:

Doesn't everyone lie about their age no matter what type of performer they are?

I never lie about my age and I practice the most exalted performance art (Dungeons & Dragons Dungeon Master)

Wild T
Dec 15, 2008

The point I'm trying to make is that the only way to come out on top is to kick the Air Force in the nuts, beart it savagely with a weight and take a dump on it's face.

T-man posted:

Proctologist, SCAT.

The poo poo they have to deal with on a daily basis.

ASIC v Danny Bro
May 1, 2012

D&D: HASBARA SQUAD
CAPTAIN KILL


Just HEAPS of dead Palestinnos for brekkie, mate!

Pretty sure he's the same guy who made a youtube vid a while back. In it, he said the reason why he wasn't shaving his neckbeard for a year was because he made a promise to a girl and if everyone doesn't like it they should shut the gently caress up.

Wild T
Dec 15, 2008

The point I'm trying to make is that the only way to come out on top is to kick the Air Force in the nuts, beart it savagely with a weight and take a dump on it's face.
The only promise that dude ever made to a girl is to unlock the chains if she doesn't tell.

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth

T-man posted:

3. Women live longer statistically because of biological reasons; these statistics, overall, are entirely due to the way the human body works. (Notwithstanding the millions of women who die to malnutrition, disease, or sex-selective abortion.) This is not privilege for women.

Aren't genetic advantages like the definition of privilege for one gender over another? Like the male privilege of being better at driving?

Wild T
Dec 15, 2008

The point I'm trying to make is that the only way to come out on top is to kick the Air Force in the nuts, beart it savagely with a weight and take a dump on it's face.
Or the genetic privilege of males having a bigger dick than females. On average at least. Sorry bro, there's always a statistical outlier :smith:

Anil Dikshit
Apr 11, 2007

Wild T posted:

The only promise that dude ever made to a girl is to unlock the chains if she doesn't tell.

:captainpop:

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Wild T posted:

Or the genetic privilege of males having a bigger dick than females. On average at least. Sorry bro, there's always a statistical outlier :smith:

It's mostly men who try to outlie one another about their penis size, actually.

Anarchist Mae
Nov 5, 2009

by Reene
Lipstick Apathy

sassassin posted:

Aren't genetic advantages like the definition of privilege for one gender over another? Like the male privilege of being better at driving?

Men are better at thinking they're better at driving.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tFgxUSOdecY

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Oct 30, 2009

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Women have less accidents because there's less women drivers, thats all. Its hard numbers guys and all the spinning people are trying to do to prove why numbers aren't factual is just lol

MrXmas
Apr 10, 2006

Let's Get Sweaty

T-man posted:

3. Women live longer statistically because of biological reasons; these statistics, overall, are entirely due to the way the human body works. (Notwithstanding the millions of women who die to malnutrition, disease, or sex-selective abortion.) This is not privilege for women.

There are also non-biological, self-inflicted reasons men have shorter lives. Stupidity was already mentioned, plus men are much less likely to have annual check-ups or seek treatment for medical issues. Because, you know, they're big macho men who don't need no doctor.

blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

SNITCHIN' RANDY
Grimey Drawer
"The solution is that people should start being kinder and more empathetic to others, you STUPID PIECE OF gently caress>"

FAROOQ
Aug 20, 2014

by Smythe

T-man posted:

1. Women are predominately sheltered because creepy guys let them sleep in their homes in the hopes of getting laid. This is not privilege for women.

Can we focus on this statement for the next thousand years.

Because T-man has uncovered the worst sequence of letters that has ever been created.

Deified Data
Nov 3, 2015


Fun Shoe

I want to oppress this man-child.

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth

Deified Data posted:

I want to oppress this man-child.

I know they say don't kinkshame but ugh

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 13 days!

kizudarake posted:

Rough loving 21 on this stripper. She looks like that porphyric personal trainer from CSI 's picture has been altered by that guy that photoshops thin actresses to look fat.





Article here:

sex worker article.

It could be the photo itself. Given that she describes herself as 'fat and hairy' it wouldn't surprise me that she wanted to go for this look compared to conventionally photoshopped images of young women we're used to seeing.

Male Tiers
Dec 27, 2012

Why don't you just lay down your weapons now?

kizudarake posted:

Rough loving 21 on this stripper. She looks like that porphyric personal trainer from CSI 's picture has been altered by that guy that photoshops thin actresses to look fat.





Article here:

sex worker article.

Chelsea's target audience is guys who saw old photographs of their grandmothers when they were young and got turned on.

my cat is norris
Mar 11, 2010

#onecallcat

That therian documentary kind of impressed me because those human ladies managed to make some very convincing animal sounds.

Rondette
Nov 4, 2009

Your friendly neighbourhood Postie.



Grimey Drawer

I wanna know why there is a picture of a fat kid in the background holding up a pair of apples to his chest like titties.

Wild T
Dec 15, 2008

The point I'm trying to make is that the only way to come out on top is to kick the Air Force in the nuts, beart it savagely with a weight and take a dump on it's face.
Upon further thought, "your mom" jokes have no place in this discussion. Disregard.

Wild T has a new favorite as of 17:20 on Mar 22, 2016

Natalie Fartman
Apr 5, 2013

I selflessly rescued an abandoned cat during the COVID-19 Pandemic :3:

Panfilo posted:

It could be the photo itself. Given that she describes herself as 'fat and hairy' it wouldn't surprise me that she wanted to go for this look compared to conventionally photoshopped images of young women we're used to seeing.



The lighting and colour treatment of the photo would be unflattering to all but the most beautiful of humanity, so I'm going with this.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


It's me today.
I just serviced a bank I've never been to before as a courier. Amazing good looking lady banker, very nice, just wow. Except she had a dime size (natural) Monroe on her face so to force myself to not stare at it I thought it was just best to talk to her neck.

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.


Picnic Princess posted:

Doesn't everyone lie about their age no matter what type of performer they are?

When I can't perform I tell the woman that I'm 70.

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under


Are these giant 4chan collages allowed

:nws:
http://i.imgur.com/UoZP3rl.jpg

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.

FAROOQ posted:

Can we focus on this statement for the next thousand years.

Because T-man has uncovered the worst sequence of letters that has ever been created.

I've also heard anecdotally that this tends to lead to a LOT of sexual assault and abusive relationships, going so far as to include deliberate sabotage of potential jobs/non-creepy housing. :smith:

sassassin posted:

Aren't genetic advantages like the definition of privilege for one gender over another? Like the male privilege of being better at driving?

Yes, I remember all the times I've been driving, my dick on the steering wheel and my balls on the brakes -- super helpful.

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Hihohe posted:

Are these giant 4chan collages allowed

:nws:
http://i.imgur.com/UoZP3rl.jpg
It just keeps getting worst the farther down you go!

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Scathach posted:

Just saw this parked in my city. Ew.



I want this person to drive full speed into the 11foot8 bridge.

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How Rude
Aug 13, 2012


FUCK THIS SHIT

Dreddout posted:

It just keeps getting worst the farther down you go!

someone loving call CPS :stonk:

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