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Hillary Clintons Thong posted:my last unit just called me asking if I had turned my phone in. I loving went on terminal leave on OCT 2nd. I would have turned the phone in September. What the gently caress you bunch of loving morons Why did you answer?
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Pesticide20 posted:Why did you answer? They had the one guy that I sort of got along with call me, thought he might have been saying hi or something nope, turns out it was a backhanded way of accusing me of stealing
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# ? Mar 22, 2016 22:50 |
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Tell them to go gently caress themselves.
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# ? Mar 22, 2016 23:00 |
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Thinking about writing the CG of usarec just to be an rear end in a top hat
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# ? Mar 22, 2016 23:04 |
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Mike-o posted:Tell them to go gently caress themselves. I stand by this! I'll be deleting all my military phone numbers when I go on terminal leave and any call that comes my way will be sent to voicemail and screened. Anything bullshit will be ignored.
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Soulex posted:I stand by this! I did that.
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# ? Mar 22, 2016 23:38 |
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Soulex posted:Yo, these ACAP classes are awesome. They're like "pft whatever, don't pay attention." so I don't. Well I kinda do but being able to listen while playing on my phone is loving surreal. It doesn't feel army at all I was under very limited supervision my last few months in. I practically lived in the TBI clinic the amount of appointments that I had with them, and quite a few off post for cardiology. I also kind of had 2 platoon sergeants, who split the roll in with their training room gig. I told one that I'd be gone for a week for ACAP. So I disappeared for a week. Turns out, I felt that sleeping in and jerking off was a much better way to spend my time, so when I came back, I told my other platoon sergeant I declined ACAP counselling and just need the CO to sign. I already had orders so they were like, are you sure? I just said not like I'm gonna remember this poo poo anyway, and bam, ACAP done and dusted.
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# ? Mar 23, 2016 01:22 |
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ACAP is pretty much Army.txt. It's a good idea on paper, that is executed by and for morons in reality. The people who need to learn poo poo like what a resume is and how much of a god drat rip off University of Pheonix Online is won't ever learn it, and the people who would learn it by going to ACAP already know.
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I guess I don't understand the surprise or frustration when the army is bad and dis-armying you. It shouldn't be their loving job to begin with. A year in the peace corps should be the mandatory final year of service, no exceptions, not even going into reserves or IRR.
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Zeris posted:I guess I don't understand the surprise or frustration when the army is bad and dis-armying you. It shouldn't be their loving job to begin with. A year in the peace corps should be the mandatory final year of service, no exceptions, not even going into reserves or IRR. I'm not sure you know what the peace corps actually does or the qualifications that are necessary to volunteer. What you are essentially saying is that you don't understand people being upset at the fact that the military uses people up, often to the point of making them incapable of functioning in the real world, and just tosses them out. It is 100% the government's responsibility to take care of them. EDIT: The Peace Corps is funded by the government anyway. Obstacle2 fucked around with this message at 05:22 on Mar 23, 2016 |
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Dude, my CO wants a goddamn note from every instructor/Doctor I go to see to make sure I'm not loving off. I don't have the luxury.
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# ? Mar 23, 2016 05:10 |
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You need a profile like that one goons that had no sitting, standing, laying, or wearing a uniform.
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Mr. Nice! posted:You need a profile like that one goons that had no sitting, standing, laying, or wearing a uniform. That was glorious
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# ? Mar 23, 2016 07:13 |
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My skin isn't trying to leave my body though
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Mr. Nice! posted:You need a profile like that one goons that had no sitting, standing, laying, or wearing a uniform. what the gently caress
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Soulex posted:Dude, my CO wants a goddamn note from every instructor/Doctor I go to see to make sure I'm not loving off. What is he going to do if you are? Does he have some super important work he needs you to be doing?
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Hillary Clintons Thong posted:what the gently caress I'm surprised you haven't seen it. Dude posted pics of it a time or two. His profile basically said "no army stuff at all get hosed 1st sgt" because he was really hosed up and the WTU people kept trying to get him to do poo poo he couldn't.
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Mr. Nice! posted:I'm surprised you haven't seen it. Dude posted pics of it a time or two. His profile basically said "no army stuff at all get hosed 1st sgt" because he was really hosed up and the WTU people kept trying to get him to do poo poo he couldn't. I could have seen it I don't remember. I saw a soldier with something similar once, he had brain tumors though lol
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Obstacle2 posted:I'm not sure you know what the peace corps actually does or the qualifications that are necessary to volunteer. My post should have "when the army is bad at dis-armying you" - oops. Point is, when the army has x amount of funding and staff, do you think they are going to send their top men to run the "help people exit the army" department? Do you think they are going to fine-tooth-comb screen the contractor bids for the "teach soldiers to be civilians workshop"? It is literally not in the army's direct best interest to spend resources on helping people leave. We have the FDA rather than telling food companies to do their own regulating and testing. etc. Hand pre-veterans off to another organization, take the time out of the initial service obligation, and pay people to do it. Something useful and chill, like the peace corps. This would have to be part of the bargain and clearly understood from signup onwards, but it would be pretty cool if everyone knew their "final year" of active duty was a paid vacation. Maybe.
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I found it!
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Mr. Nice! posted:I found it! What the gently caress. How the gently caress do you have this and not just get a medical discharge?
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# ? Mar 23, 2016 15:47 |
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was this one of those dudes that started off with a fairly reasonable profile, at which point his unit kept trying to push to the absolute limit? Like, "well it doesnt say you can't hold a weapon, so draw an M16 from the arms room and stand with it, arms outstretched, and hold it for an hour" type of poo poo? Phuzzy posted:What the gently caress. How the gently caress do you have this and not just get a medical discharge? block 7 is saying exactly that, but it takes time. If you have the audacity to get injured or whatever, it is SOP to treat you like subhuman filth until you actually get out.
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Phuzzy posted:What the gently caress. How the gently caress do you have this and not just get a medical discharge? He was in the process of a medboard at the time so some auto-immune problem or something. It's armyposter Delzin's profile. The doctor gave him this after the army kept trying to gently caress with him.
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Hillary Clintons Thong posted:
Mr. Nice! posted:He was in the process of a medboard at the time so some auto-immune problem or something. It's armyposter Delzin's profile. The doctor gave him this after the army kept trying to gently caress with him. Man I poked my nose in here when I got the title changed but goddamn. that's fuckin' awful. Never go army
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spacetoaster posted:What is he going to do if you are? Does he have some super important work he needs you to be doing? Article 15 since we've already been "counseled" Seriously, dude had to be convinced by my NCOIC and squad leader that putting me on the Height and Weight program while I'm just waiting for ratings and orders to get out is not worth the hassle. Which sucks because as a person, he's pretty cool. Just a dick boss Zeris posted:My post should have "when the army is bad at dis-armying you" - oops. This DoL ACAP class I'm going through is actually pretty chill and I'm learning things at my pace. I knew everything in the finance class thanks to my CPA friend and his guidance over the years, but it's not horrible if you have a teacher that actually cares. Maybe I got lucky? And it's way better than the 1 day of classes thing they had. Honestly, putting more emphasis on building, molding and submitting resumes would be a good help. That or a process for those going back to school.
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Soulex posted:That or a process for those going back to school. Bragg has a two day ACAP class you can sign up for in addition to the mandatory five day resume and finance class. It was loving worthless. Same thing where the information is useful to people who already have it and worthless to those who don't. What they need to do is take the resource thread here in GIP and go over it with people, as it's been far more helpful to me than anything put together by the Army.
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Soulex posted:I'll be deleting all my military phone numbers when I go on terminal leave and any call that comes my way will be sent to voicemail and screened. Anything bullshit will be ignored. I can't wait to do this. I just got a call on my personal cell from a number that I FREAKING KNEW was some army office. YEP. It was the XO of my unit. Now I've got to write some OERs for some officers who are so far delinquent that we don't even know if their raters/senior raters are even still in the army. I'm just going to make stuff up and hit the middle block for all of it, sign it, and send it.
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Pesticide20 posted:Bragg has a two day ACAP class you can sign up for in addition to the mandatory five day resume and finance class. It was loving worthless. Same thing where the information is useful to people who already have it and worthless to those who don't. What they need to do is take the resource thread here in GIP and go over it with people, as it's been far more helpful to me than anything put together by the Army. I got a nice resume now though.
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# ? Mar 23, 2016 17:41 |
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It might be a bad army class, but it shields you from your unit loving with you and that's the real reward of it all.
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# ? Mar 23, 2016 17:43 |
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If you weren't peaced the gently caress out every day for your last six months or so, you probably done hosed up. "What do you have going on this week?" "ACAP."
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spacetoaster posted:I can't wait to do this. I just got a call on my personal cell from a number that I FREAKING KNEW was some army office. YEP. It was the XO of my unit. I feel you. My last 2 NCOERs are garbage. I got a 4/4 two years ago and it had bullets like "Out performed every other soldier in DMA by winning 3 KLW awards." then "Failed to complete assignment on time." BAM! Needs improvement. "Shows great potential!" gives a 4. gently caress my old 1SG. Stupid oval office. The latest was like a 3/2 or something. The bullets match the rating, but I feel like their expectations were too high. Especially since I was going through some issues and trauma and they weren't very helpful. Like, I went on 4 TDY assignments, two international, and got 3 awards from it. That doesn't read like a 3/2 soldier imo.
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man, in my experience, senior rater bullets are almost always 100% decided by a kneejerk reaction to how they feel about you "right now" who cares what you did, what the regulation is, etc. He's a medboard, heh, 3/3 bitch.
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# ? Mar 23, 2016 17:49 |
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Icon Of Sin posted:It might be a bad army class, but it shields you from your unit loving with you and that's the real reward of it all. Truth Naked Bear posted:If you weren't peaced the gently caress out every day for your last six months or so, you probably done hosed up. I am the thrid person to get out of my small (7 people including CO and NCOIC) unit. One because of QRP, the other due to Medboard. They are wise to the game. Hillary Clintons Thong posted:man, in my experience, senior rater bullets are almost always 100% decided by a kneejerk reaction to how they feel about you "right now" That was my 1SG's line of thinking. "Did he fail to complete that assignment? Yes? Then I'd say he needs to improve. Put Needs Improvement."
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Hillary Clintons Thong posted:man, in my experience, senior rater bullets are almost always 100% decided by a kneejerk reaction to how they feel about you "right now" They're supposed to be about future potential. I hope my senior rater says I'd serve the army best as a civilian in the future.
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spacetoaster posted:They're supposed to be about future potential. I had a MAJ rate a CPT like that. It was after her 12th look at MAJ.
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Soulex posted:I had a MAJ rate a CPT like that. It was after her 12th look at MAJ. - Soldiers follow NCO out of sheer curiosity
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Soulex posted:I had a MAJ rate a CPT like that. It was after her 12th look at MAJ. They didn't give her the boot after 2?
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# ? Mar 23, 2016 18:33 |
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lol @ acap shielding you from shitheads and bullshit. I got hosed with relentlessly before I got out, especially about "give me your appointment slip and times, otherwise be at the company and do work gently caress you I'm a stupid retard human being who sucks green army dick all day long yummy yummy dick".
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# ? Mar 23, 2016 19:02 |
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Really depends on who your boss is and your unit I guess though. Mine was full of poo poo eating fuckers
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my 1SG tried to get ACAP to make an exception for me to not have to do the 5 days and instead make recruiting cold calls. They told him no, fortunately.
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