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Discendo Vox
Mar 21, 2013

We don't need to have that dialogue because it's obvious, trivial, and has already been had a thousand times.

Crabtree posted:

The mod certainly proves that almost no one really knows how to make the game harder in a way that will please everyone. Just look at Vox.

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UnknownMercenary
Nov 1, 2011

I LIKE IT
WAY WAY TOO LOUD


Crabtree posted:

How much of the pubbie population would you be willing to say can do it though? Let's not mix words here. Rough estimate numbers or percentages.

Honestly it's hard to say since they lowered the skill ceiling so much but it's still not going to be a majority.

Prokhor Zakharov posted:

If we're adding new dual wields then add in dual locos ala that Punisher game for the ps2

Only if the pump action animations are the same. That would be fantastic.

Hobold
Jan 10, 2012


I love my Cutlass
I love big stompy mechs
I love my HOTAS
I love to salvage wrecks
I love Star Citizen, and all it's craziness
GOONDEYADA, GOONDEYADA, GOONDEYADA
College Slice

oohhboy posted:

unwilling to follow any sort of instructions nor act in preservation of self or help do objectives

My buddy and I have done exactly one DW heist successfully. Firestarter. We essentially duo'd it, with our third being the saw monkey who can best be described as the above. Outside of sawing the things we told him to saw, he was completely useless, and more of a hindrance than anything else. Its constantly a marvel of how bad he is at the game despite hundreds of hours of playing with us. He is one of those people that will have an M308, and spend 5 minutes shooting a bulldozer, only to die to it, without doing any real damage to its hp. :psyduck:

Crabtree
Oct 17, 2012

ARRRGH! Get that wallet out!
Everybody: Lowtax in a Pickle!
Pickle! Pickle! Pickle! Pickle!

Dinosaur Gum

Which one of us is the weird comic thing and which is the other weird thing?

Psion
Dec 13, 2002

eVeN I KnOw wHaT CoRnEr gAs iS
DW is at its best when you die 3 times to the same turret because you forget you are running muscle instead of grinder. or vice versa or whatever.

basically, DW is at its best when everything goes wrong because you're loving up and you still complete the heist successfully with nobody in custody.

Psion fucked around with this message at 21:00 on Mar 20, 2016

Discendo Vox
Mar 21, 2013

We don't need to have that dialogue because it's obvious, trivial, and has already been had a thousand times.

Crabtree posted:

Which one of us is the weird comic thing and which is the other weird thing?

I'm the guy with red hair in both panels. The brown-haired guy in panel one is comparing Death Vox to DW+. The pink egg thing in panel 2 is about to knock him out because his perfect gem-like plan Death Vox isn't very adaptable to changing circumstances.

Discendo Vox fucked around with this message at 22:20 on Mar 20, 2016

spit on my clit
Jul 19, 2015

by Cyrano4747
So..maybe it was a bad idea to mention a mod to give Bonnie a flesh suit, without any context as to what it looks like..

"No, it's not a creepy flesh suit" was also a poor choice of words for me to say

Anyway,

gently caress

And, the fine fellows I played with wanted a group photo of the "Stiff as a board" mod.

Crabtree
Oct 17, 2012

ARRRGH! Get that wallet out!
Everybody: Lowtax in a Pickle!
Pickle! Pickle! Pickle! Pickle!

Dinosaur Gum
DW Cookoff can get really hairy when pubs don't read the chat because they are doing god knows what.

spit on my clit
Jul 19, 2015

by Cyrano4747
riddle me this, batman

Jared Leto's The Joker over Bohdi http://forums.lastbullet.net/mydownloads.php?action=view_down&did=15703
PSY's "Daddy" over Ho Ho Ho http://forums.lastbullet.net/mydownloads.php?action=view_down&did=14678
"Man screams at paint for three minutes" over Sirens in the Distance http://forums.lastbullet.net/mydownloads.php?action=view_down&did=12891
MSPaint Hud http://forums.lastbullet.net/mydownloads.php?action=view_down&did=13010
MSPaint Jacket http://forums.lastbullet.net/mydownloads.php?action=view_down&did=13036
Corey (HLM2) over Clover http://forums.lastbullet.net/mydownloads.php?action=view_down&did=15265
Dallas' Face on Bonnie http://forums.lastbullet.net/mydownloads.php?action=view_down&did=15320
Hoxton wearing a very british coat http://forums.lastbullet.net/mydownloads.php?action=view_down&did=13294
All heisters are in a T-pose http://forums.lastbullet.net/mydownloads.php?action=view_down&did=14295
"Here Comes the Money" over one of the Christmas album songs http://forums.lastbullet.net/mydownloads.php?action=view_down&did=14544 (AKA Almir's Song :qq:)
Dogsong (Sped up) for getting kicked/failing a heist http://forums.lastbullet.net/mydownloads.php?action=view_down&did=15128 (Undertale spoilers???..maybe???)
Pepsiman theme over Hur Jag Trivs http://forums.lastbullet.net/mydownloads.php?action=view_down&did=14893

I..I think i've gone too deep. I drove to meme county

spit on my clit fucked around with this message at 07:37 on Mar 21, 2016

Plan Z
May 6, 2012

Crabtree posted:

Which one of us is the weird comic thing and which is the other weird thing?

New thread contest: Make a webcomic character pack for PD2.

Afraid of Audio
Oct 12, 2012

by exmarx

Plan Z posted:

New thread contest: Make a webcomic character pack for PD2.

how about you just kill me instead

Kikas
Oct 30, 2012

Plan Z posted:

New thread contest: Make a webcomic character pack for PD2.

But with the Speedeunners mask you can already play as Pants on any character.

Discendo Vox
Mar 21, 2013

We don't need to have that dialogue because it's obvious, trivial, and has already been had a thousand times.

Plan Z posted:

New thread contest: Make a webcomic character pack for PD2.
Whatcha looking for, a full pack for one character or several characters?

I have a strong contender in mind.

hexwren
Feb 27, 2008

oh god, web
comics are following me everywhere now

widespread
Aug 5, 2013

I believe I am now no longer in the presence of nice people.


BillmasterCozb posted:


I..I think i've gone too deep. I drove to meme county

Put down the memes. Just put them down. And then bring them up again in the middle of a heist GONE SEXUAL.

Dr Cheeto
Mar 2, 2013
Wretched Harp

BillmasterCozb posted:

I..I think i've gone too deep. I drove to meme county

You drove to meme county, got out, married a local, had three daughters, and named them "doge" "me gusta" and "cheezburger", and you're only realizing this now.

UnknownMercenary
Nov 1, 2011

I LIKE IT
WAY WAY TOO LOUD


Meanwhile in the land of skins...

I'm not even a big fan of this one. I just have it to have something from each collection. You can't see the sledding heisters in-game because even when inspecting, you don't lift the stock far enough to see them.


This thing owns. I did not pay anywhere close to what the asking prices are, which are stupid as gently caress at the moment.


I got these in trades. Really dig the look on the Crosskill.



This would be so much better if the shell rack didn't cover up the design on the receiver.



I got this one from buckshot (thanks!) I have no idea why it is so expensive; perhaps because pubbies love the Deagle.


Usually I get skins for guns that I use all the time. I just bought this one because it looks hella dope.


This one actually looks better in-game than in the inventory. It looks scratched up here but it's not.



And now for some hot garbage. I'm glad I was able to resell this and make a profit because it is ugly as sin.


You would think this actually looks good. It does not.

Hobold
Jan 10, 2012


I love my Cutlass
I love big stompy mechs
I love my HOTAS
I love to salvage wrecks
I love Star Citizen, and all it's craziness
GOONDEYADA, GOONDEYADA, GOONDEYADA
College Slice

UnknownMercenary posted:

This thing owns. I did not pay anywhere close to what the asking prices are, which are stupid as gently caress at the moment.



Usually I get skins for guns that I use all the time. I just bought this one because it looks hella dope.


That AMR-16 skin is amazing, and I would get one if it was stupidly priced. I like the Bodhi one, so thats good for now.

What gun is that second one? That is a really nice skin.

Dr Cheeto
Mar 2, 2013
Wretched Harp

Hobold posted:

What gun is that second one? That is a really nice skin.

That's the JP36 with the Chromed Strangler skin from the Dallas safe.

Shadowed Bacon
Apr 28, 2009
Payday is on Steam OS, free to play until March 31st, Everything 75% off including latest DLC.

Shadowed Bacon fucked around with this message at 19:18 on Mar 21, 2016

Shooting Blanks
Jun 6, 2007

Real bullets mess up how cool this thing looks.

-Blade



LuciferMorningstar posted:

I'd much prefer to see the enemies behave more intelligently, but I really have no faith in the developers of basically any FPS game to make that happen.

Is this an issue of not being able to program them, or is it a netcode issue (by design or not)? Where are those behaviors rendered, locally or by the host? If locally, wouldn't you run into concurrency issues as enemies may behave differently and dramatically alter the flow of the game (without far more frequent breaks in spawns at least)? If by the host, how would you prevent those behaviors from exacerbating existing latency/connection issues that we've all experienced?

If the game had dedicated servers, I could see more intelligent NPCs being a possibility. But as it is, I think we're stuck between a rock and a hard place for the reasons above, since this game is played in real time and not turn based. If I'm wrong, please shoot me down (anyone), I just don't see an easy way to fix that.

Crabtree
Oct 17, 2012

ARRRGH! Get that wallet out!
Everybody: Lowtax in a Pickle!
Pickle! Pickle! Pickle! Pickle!

Dinosaur Gum
I've found the next heister/asset friend ala llija the sniper.

UnknownMercenary
Nov 1, 2011

I LIKE IT
WAY WAY TOO LOUD


https://twitter.com/sharlto/status/710916269776592896

So I'm pretty sure this means Sharlto Copley is actually voicing his character as the new heister.

Crabtree
Oct 17, 2012

ARRRGH! Get that wallet out!
Everybody: Lowtax in a Pickle!
Pickle! Pickle! Pickle! Pickle!

Dinosaur Gum
Who is his character and what are his particular quirks.

Crabtree fucked around with this message at 03:44 on Mar 22, 2016

jerichojx
Oct 21, 2010
So I want to get back to this game but are my mods not working anymore? GoonMod seems to have disappeared from my list.

Crabtree
Oct 17, 2012

ARRRGH! Get that wallet out!
Everybody: Lowtax in a Pickle!
Pickle! Pickle! Pickle! Pickle!

Dinosaur Gum
When did you last play this game as Goonmod has gone through some changes, one of which was I think not using BLT hooks anymore?

jerichojx
Oct 21, 2010
The last time I played Japanese Grandpa just came out.

Plan Z
May 6, 2012

Yeah, I think that was before Crimefest broke a lot of mods. Get BLT and Goonmod again just in case.

Discendo Vox
Mar 21, 2013

We don't need to have that dialogue because it's obvious, trivial, and has already been had a thousand times.

Crabtree posted:

When did you last play this game as Goonmod has gone through some changes, one of which was I think not using BLT hooks anymore?

Goonmod still runs under BLT, afaik.

Plan Z
May 6, 2012

Afraid of Audio posted:

how about you just kill me instead

I cooked off my own meth years ago. Malls, too....

Skunkrocker
Jan 14, 2012

Your favorite furry wrestler.

Crabtree posted:

Who is his character and what are his particular quirks.

Dude I have watched the trailer about nine loving times trying to figure out which character is him and what his quirks are, and I finally think I nailed him. I was watching an interview with the actor about the film and I'm almost certain he's this loving guy.



EDIT: Well now I've watch the interview a little longer and there is a sneak peek of a scene in the film and now I think he's a different guy. I don't loving know. Here, I'll just link to the video and you can watch it and judge for yourself.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZu4xMZkoDs

Skunkrocker fucked around with this message at 11:43 on Mar 22, 2016

Crabtree
Oct 17, 2012

ARRRGH! Get that wallet out!
Everybody: Lowtax in a Pickle!
Pickle! Pickle! Pickle! Pickle!

Dinosaur Gum
Oh, HH was shot in Russia? Does the movie take place in Moscow and does that mean the heist will take place there too? Maybe we can visit Sokol's mama to inform her that her baby boy is doing fine.

spit on my clit
Jul 19, 2015

by Cyrano4747
Alright guys, we're hitting up Sokol's mother for cookies - But she hasn't gone shopping yet! The ingredients we'll need are flour, milk, and eggs. Bile will be dropping off the sugar and butter.

Now, I've been alerted that the cops are on their way to try her cookies. DON'T. LET. IT HAPPEN.

Crabtree
Oct 17, 2012

ARRRGH! Get that wallet out!
Everybody: Lowtax in a Pickle!
Pickle! Pickle! Pickle! Pickle!

Dinosaur Gum
"Sokol, детка, you left dead policemen all over your room. Now clean them up dear!"

spit on my clit
Jul 19, 2015

by Cyrano4747
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=456GpND7HFc Sociopath perk deck in a nutshell

Basticle
Sep 12, 2011


Skunkrocker posted:

Dude I have watched the trailer about nine loving times trying to figure out which character is him and what his quirks are, and I finally think I nailed him. I was watching an interview with the actor about the film and I'm almost certain he's this loving guy.



EDIT: Well now I've watch the interview a little longer and there is a sneak peek of a scene in the film and now I think he's a different guy. I don't loving know. Here, I'll just link to the video and you can watch it and judge for yourself.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZu4xMZkoDs

I thought I read that he plays "Jimmy" but Jimmy gets killed over and over like a video game and respawns or whatever and each time hes got a different accent so maybe its supposed to be a different character altogether.

(that might be bullshit tho)

Skunkrocker
Jan 14, 2012

Your favorite furry wrestler.

Basticle posted:

I thought I read that he plays "Jimmy" but Jimmy gets killed over and over like a video game and respawns or whatever and each time hes got a different accent so maybe its supposed to be a different character altogether.

(that might be bullshit tho)

Considering I've seen photos of the first guy, the one who has the Dallas look down pat, with his brains splattered all over the inside windscreen of a truck? I'm willing to believe that... and, hey, wouldn't that be crazy enough for a film called Hardcore Henry, filmed in the first person and all?

swims
May 5, 2014

Waiter, this band keeps shooting pearls at me.
Movie sounds and looks so bad. BUT the John Wick movie turned out to own so I dunno

I'm torn

Movie will suck

Character might be OK

Meldonox
Jan 13, 2006

Hey, are you listening to a word I'm saying?
I don't mind if the movie sucks. I expect it might be dumb fun though, and that's more than I usually expect of an action flick.

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Basticle
Sep 12, 2011


Hardcore Henry looks amazing

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