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Drone_Fragger
May 9, 2007



Tide came in or driving accident? Asking because that makes it more or less funny.

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Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule



Now this really needs to be made, in memorium.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RUY6lDja-DE

Skippy McPants
Mar 19, 2009

Drone_Fragger posted:

Tide came in or driving accident? Asking because that makes it more or less funny.

Probably a boat ramp fail.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

The boat got launched, mission = success :colbert:


My brother goes fishing a lot and spends a fair amount of time at or around boat ramps as a result and he's seen a whole bunch of dumb behaviour. One of the most recent examples was a family who launched their shiny brand new boat and just couldn't get it started, and when my brother went to help them out it eventually turned out that they hadn't put any petrol in it because they had no idea that motorboats require fuel.

Edit: there's a whole bunch of youtube videos an boat ramp fails
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-uf5DS7Pyk

Snowglobe of Doom has a new favorite as of 09:16 on Mar 23, 2016

Testekill
Nov 1, 2012

I demand to be taken seriously

:aronrex:

A ton of my family live way out in the country and it's not uncommon to hear about a boat trailer having to be pulled out of the nearby resevoir.

WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

Being social makes me swell!
"Trail'er? I 'ardly know'er!"

"Yes, sir, that's why she phoned the police. That's why you're under arrest."

Jamfrost
Jul 20, 2013

I'm too busy thinkin' about my baby. Oh I ain't got time for nothin' else.
Slime TrainerS
Water you guys talking aboat now? Oh, I sea.

Testekill posted:

A ton of my family live way out in the country and it's not uncommon to hear about a boat trailer having to be pulled out of the nearby resevoir.

I'm near a reservoir myself, but haven't heard of cars/trailers going underwater. Heard of cars going off the road towards the reservoir though. I think the trees stop them.

wayfinder
Jul 7, 2003
https://thumbs.gfycat.com/OffensiveDapperAfricanclawedfrog-mobile.mp4

pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

follow the white dove





TRP Post of the Month October 2021

Kings of Leon wrote a song about that

Testekill
Nov 1, 2012

I demand to be taken seriously

:aronrex:


Hot

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
I've heard about catching the clap, but catching fire? That's just ridiculous.

Bird in a Blender
Nov 17, 2005

It's amazing what they can do with computers these days.

Do you feel a burning sensation when you pee?

Sam Faust
Feb 20, 2015

Or is that the only time you don't feel it?

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

pik_d posted:

Kings of Leon wrote a song about that

:golfclap:

She's standing on a stage and there's police there as security, so I'm wondering what kind of weird performance art that was meant to be.

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT
Only time I ever saw a firecrotch that wasn't ginger

Byers2142
May 5, 2011

Imagine I said something deep here...
It's too bad the video follows her, because at the end she kicks the alcohol bottle over and behind the backdrop and the spilled alcohol can be seen catching fire on the stage. Did the building also catch fire? We may never know.

beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.

*Hotpants

captainOrbital
Jan 23, 2003

Wrathchild!
💢🧒

For some reason this is the one that bothers me. Why would you assume that there are 2 small doors on either side of a large pane of glass in the middle? Who designs doors like that?

loving avant-garde broads.

SubponticatePoster
Aug 9, 2004

Every day takes figurin' out all over again how to fuckin' live.
Slippery Tilde

beato posted:

*Hotpants
Nixon voice: Jesus Christ.

CaptainCrunch
Mar 19, 2006
droppin Hamiltons!

Byers2142 posted:

It's too bad the video follows her, because at the end she kicks the alcohol bottle over and behind the backdrop and the spilled alcohol can be seen catching fire on the stage. Did the building also catch fire? We may never know.

But it gives us a glimpse of the security professional angling his phone for a better camera angle of the liar liar.

Rather than, you know, helping.

ringu0
Feb 24, 2013


catch me if you can

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZvRj4g8SAVM

A dog escapes the auto accident, two idiots attempt to chase it down because priorities

Mad Doctor Cthulhu
Mar 3, 2008


What the holy gently caress am I watching? And did anybody else think that the woman was running to Santa after she managed to kick the cap and the alcohol bottle away? And why are there a bunch of guys standing without emotion behind her?

I can't stop watching and laughing and I"m just baffled by the whole thing.

hanales
Nov 3, 2013
http://www.11alive.com/news/company-demolishes-down-the-wrong-house/98380411

Demo company demolishes the wrong house :O

Can also be cross-posted to the OSHA thread.

Kurieg
Jul 19, 2012

RIP Lutri: 5/19/20-4/2/20
:blizz::gamefreak:

hanales posted:

http://www.11alive.com/news/company-demolishes-down-the-wrong-house/98380411

Demo company demolishes the wrong house :O

Can also be cross-posted to the OSHA thread.

It seems like they had already moved most of their valuables offsite but :wtc:. What if someone had still been there?

Judge Schnoopy
Nov 2, 2005

dont even TRY it, pal

Kurieg posted:

It seems like they had already moved most of their valuables offsite but :wtc:. What if someone had still been there?

The house he tore down was in disrepair, the owners were waiting for insurance and FEMA to come through before doing any work. It's not like the guy drove up to a perfectly fine and livable home and tore it down. But still:

"The Nabors employee later texted photos from Google Maps that shows the arrow for 7601 Cousteau pointing at Diaz and Cutter's duplex a block away."

:laffo: "Google said it was this one so I tore down this one!"

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man



I like this one because the dude obviously thinks his opponent has no power, but those first strikes failed to hurt because they were at the wrong range and badly thrown, not because he's a weak puncher.

FirstPlayer
Jan 1, 2007

Beat me up and earn
fifteen respect points

captainOrbital posted:

For some reason this is the one that bothers me. Why would you assume that there are 2 small doors on either side of a large pane of glass in the middle? Who designs doors like that?

loving avant-garde broads.

Johns Hopkins Suburban Hospital in Montgomery county MD has doors that open on either side of a large central plate of glass and it's really dumb.

Scarf
Jun 24, 2005

On sight

CommonShore posted:

I like this one because the dude obviously thinks his opponent has no power, but those first strikes failed to hurt because they were at the wrong range and badly thrown, not because he's a weak puncher.

He also had his jaw locked shut on the first several. Dude caught him slack-jawed with an open mouth on that last one

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



FirstPlayer posted:

Johns Hopkins Suburban Hospital in Montgomery county MD has doors that open on either side of a large central plate of glass and it's really dumb.

So can anyone please explain the thinking behind unlocking only one side of a pair of glass swinging double doors?

I have wondered this for my whole life and every time it happens I want to find someone to fume at.

HelloIAmYourHeart
Dec 29, 2008
Fallen Rib
http://i.imgur.com/DjvdhSE.gifv

Transmogrifier
Dec 10, 2004


Systems at max!

Lipstick Apathy

Is that rubberbands? That's incredible.

Brainamp
Sep 4, 2011

More Zen than Zenyatta

Transmogrifier posted:

Is that rubberbands? That's incredible.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PK8dsAeMmPk

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

colonialism.gif

Scarf
Jun 24, 2005

On sight
Katt Williams punched a 7th grader (embedded instagram vid in link): http://www.wetpaint.com/katt-williams-fight-seventh-grader-1481392/

Then gets choked out by said 7th grader: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dOfv1FuVFzk



edit: Here's a youtube video with both spliced together: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nsqj3Tj09MQ

Scarf has a new favorite as of 01:52 on Mar 24, 2016

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

That dropkick was solid as gently caress, drat

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX
Plaster Town Cop

Scarf posted:

Katt Williams punched a 7th grader

then gets choked out by said 7th grader: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dOfv1FuVFzk

rockbottom.avi

Elohssa Gib
Aug 30, 2006

Easily Amused

Second one seems to have been deleted from Imgur does anyone have a copy?

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Elohssa Gib posted:

Second one seems to have been deleted from Imgur does anyone have a copy?

Kids tries to do a standing somersault while skipping rope. Lands on head.

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Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015


Huge missed opportunity here. They should have called it "Greatest Hits"

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