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Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

Menamino posted:

Is this new OBJ tattoo cool or not, I can't tell https://www.instagram.com/p/BDYvF5SuMoH/?hl=en


either he really likes New York or used his entire back to pay homage to the planet of the apes, also not sure about that one

dats racisss

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PrinceRandom
Feb 26, 2013

Can't it be both

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH

Chilichimp posted:

"Hey John, I ordered this leaning tower of meat, wanna split it?"

"No thanks, Bill, if I know anything, it's that precarious meat structures aren't made stronger by splitting them in half from top to bottom."

A second Packers fan has bit the tower

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

Bad Moon posted:

A second Packers fan has bit the tower

:perfect:

Field Mousepad
Mar 21, 2010
BAE

Menamino posted:

Is this new OBJ tattoo cool or not, I can't tell https://www.instagram.com/p/BDYvF5SuMoH/?hl=en


either he really likes New York or used his entire back to pay homage to the planet of the apes, also not sure about that one

You've got it all wrong. He really likes buildings. Like a lot.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Coaches are already thinking about using goons to get opposing stars ejected.

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2627124-coaches-fear-the-nfls-new-ejection-rule-could-lead-to-the-goon-scenario

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

Ah, the Coach Dunlop strategy.

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
What a random picture to use - I don't even know who 59 is on the Dolphins is.

The cheapest player we had last year was Vernon, #50

Febreeze
Oct 24, 2011

I want to care, butt I dont

Seems a little unfounded. Coaches could already send people out to injure and gently caress with opposition all the time without repercussion. This would just make it more obvious and get them in trouble easier.

This rule is going to get a grand total of one player ejected all year, mark my words.
It's going to be Burfict

Febreeze fucked around with this message at 21:54 on Mar 25, 2016

MacheteZombie
Feb 4, 2007
It's going to be some rookie who celebrates too hard twice in one game.

Chromatic
Jan 21, 2005

You guys ready to hear a satanic song?
I'm half-watching the Buffalo game now. This is brutal.

Cassel must have really hated McCluster.

https://streamable.com/mnzv

Edit: Holy gently caress the very next play. He's so loving bad.

https://streamable.com/4zfn

Chromatic fucked around with this message at 22:44 on Mar 25, 2016

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

Chromatic posted:


Edit: Holy gently caress the very next play. He's so loving bad.

https://streamable.com/4zfn

Ahaha who the gently caress was he even looking for there.

Chromatic
Jan 21, 2005

You guys ready to hear a satanic song?

Hijo Del Helmsley posted:

Ahaha who the gently caress was he even looking for there.

The top of the first down marker. If you hit the bullseye it's worth a point I think

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

Chromatic posted:

I'm half-watching the Buffalo game now. This is brutal.

Cassel must have really hated McCluster.

https://streamable.com/mnzv

Never owe your QB money.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

Players might get kicked out of the game if they act like giant babies, oh no

quote:

One coach believes there are anywhere from 10 to 15 players on each NFL roster who are always on the edge, and it wouldn't take much to push them off that edge. He imagines opponents identifying those hotheads and subsequently using goons and their goony moves to agitate those players and get them kicked out.

*tips helmet* M'linebacker

Parmesan Basil
Nov 12, 2008

TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK
*catches three yard slant* I'm gay! *runs for first down* cuck!

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

A true Goon move would be substituting one of your WRs for an extra O-linesman.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
A tackle reports as eligible on every play

No one ever punts

The QB goes out wide at least once per drive

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

Fair catch is never used.

At least one flea flicker every drive.

No pass attempts shorter than 30 yards.

Any play meant for less than 30 yards, Run The Dang Ball.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
Rex Grossman plays QB for both teams

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

Nah, Sexy Rexy on one side, The Man They Call Kyle Orton on the other.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Parmesan Basil posted:

*catches three yard slant* I'm gay! *runs for first down* cuck!

"I bet you are a sjw!"

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
:laffo:

https://twitter.com/mikegriff33/status/713524502139801600

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo

MacheteZombie posted:

It's going to be some rookie who celebrates too hard twice in one game.

ODB every game

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
https://twitter.com/SInow/status/713566030119976960

Donkwich
Feb 28, 2011


Grimey Drawer
The Golden Irony Award

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Watch as Andy Reid is honored for "Excellence in Time Management" next.

TSBX
Apr 24, 2010

whypick1 posted:

Watch as Andy Reid is honored for "Excellence in Time Management" next.

Sponsored by Publix Subs, "We don't rape kids!"

Top Hats Monthly
Jun 22, 2011


People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I3ZZOmjO5Ww

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Seinfeld Vaporwave. Now i've heard it all.

Incredible.

Gonz fucked around with this message at 10:21 on Mar 26, 2016

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Intruder posted:

Players might get kicked out of the game if they act like giant babies, oh no



Let's all just agree right now: the Patriots will probably have the most players ejected against them.

And only ten ejections will be from the three games against the Bills.

Sour Diesel
Jan 30, 2010

whypick1 posted:

Watch as Andy Reid is honored for "Excellence in Time Management" next.

I just got off from working a bunch of overtime and read this as "Andy Richter" and was really confused for a moment.

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

Tom Brady under investigation for sending texts to "The Agitatorer"

Claim it was due to him winding up locker room players about losing weight

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
The Steelers already use coaches for that.

Freakazoid_
Jul 5, 2013


Buglord

pro click of the offseason

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Let's remember the good times

quote:

When the Browns returned to the NFL in 1999, they lost their first game of the season to Pittsburgh 43-0. In that game, the Browns had 9 rushing yards, 40 total yards, got 2 first downs, and had the ball for just 12 minutes (the lowest time of possession in NFL history)

Chromatic
Jan 21, 2005

You guys ready to hear a satanic song?
^ I really want to find a full copy of that game. Teams playing poorly and getting blown out is a guilty pleasure.

Also, I may have posted this a few months back but I don't remember. This short amateur documentary is almost required viewing when it comes to the Browns imo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6qrW1mdRmQ

Chromatic fucked around with this message at 19:44 on Mar 26, 2016

D-LINK
Oct 1, 2007

I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.

Chris James 2 posted:

Let's remember the good times

And mofos still Bitch about Bettis in the Hall. RIP Cohwer's 4.5 yards per carry and a cloud of dust offense

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


We did it, friends. We won

https://twitter.com/AdamSparks/status/713515904823328768

Hall of Famer Jay "J." Cutler

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Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


http://www.al.com/alabamafootball/index.ssf/2016/03/inside_trent_richardsons_rise.html#incart_river_index

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