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Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

Che storia figata, ragazzo!



In TYOOL 2016 the corpse of Carlos Ruiz is still scoring goals for Guate

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shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!
Mix Diskerud Is Not A Striker

Poonior Toilett
Aug 21, 2004

m'lady

mods rename me Junior Toilett

goldrush
Sep 27, 2005

~~~No Worries~~~
goddamnit larin

Broletariat
Nov 14, 2014
Klinsmann the foreign myth

goldrush
Sep 27, 2005

~~~No Worries~~~
a good save there

goldrush
Sep 27, 2005

~~~No Worries~~~
the inevitable has happened! mexico strikes

GutBomb
Jun 15, 2005

Dude?

Simone Poodoin posted:

In TYOOL 2016 the corpse of Carlos Ruiz is still scoring goals for Guate

Remember that time Ricardo Clark kicked him in the side when he was on the ground and he grabbed his face in pain?

Good times.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PA_c1FClBMo

GutBomb fucked around with this message at 03:50 on Mar 26, 2016

goldrush
Sep 27, 2005

~~~No Worries~~~
loving :laffo: at those two posts :mexico:

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!
Mix! Mix! What are you doing Mix

This team is real bad

fake edit: we are less than two years removed from being a Wondo shank away from beating loving Belgium. Jesus.

goldrush
Sep 27, 2005

~~~No Worries~~~
Canada has had three good looks at goal in this half and have failed to make the keeper make a save in each of them

Mexico is killing them otherwise, and if they hope to even draw they at least need to hit the target

(Canada will obviously lose)

stab
Feb 12, 2003

To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

goldrush posted:

Canada has had three good looks at goal in this half and have failed to make the keeper make a save in each of them

Mexico is killing them otherwise, and if they hope to even draw they at least need to hit the target

(Canada will obviously lose)

and score two goals


yeaaahhhhhhh


8-0 here, 16-0 in mexico- sounds reasonable

goldrush
Sep 27, 2005

~~~No Worries~~~
julian de guzman shares my sentiments. only 2007-era de guzman can save us now!

Poonior Toilett
Aug 21, 2004

m'lady

Honduras - El Savador ended 2-2 though :c00l:

Tigren
Oct 3, 2003

MechaFrogzilla posted:

Mix! Mix! What are you doing Mix

This team is real bad

fake edit: we are less than two years removed from being a Wondo shank away from beating loving Belgium. Jesus.

That was the one where the US faced the most shots on goal in WC history, right?

And guess who's still on the team? Wondo!

Tigren fucked around with this message at 04:07 on Mar 26, 2016

goldrush
Sep 27, 2005

~~~No Worries~~~

Jermaine Dildoe posted:

Honduras - El Savador ended 2-2 though :c00l:

yes, and hey, the USMNT is down 2-0 to guatemala, so it's not so bad

goldrush
Sep 27, 2005

~~~No Worries~~~
I, too, think it's bullshit that you can't pass the ball with your arm to a player in an offside position

Drunk Canuck
Jan 9, 2010

Robots ruin all the fun of a good adventure.

Why do I submit to watching this dumb team all the time. Why can't I escape the pain

Drunk Canuck
Jan 9, 2010

Robots ruin all the fun of a good adventure.

lol

stab
Feb 12, 2003

To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Drunk Canuck posted:

Why do I submit to watching this dumb team all the time. Why can't I escape the pain

because we have hockey to be smug about?


edit: obv not this year

antidote
Jun 15, 2005

To be fair Wondolowski is the loving man. He is far and away the most enjoyable part of the Quakes.

dsriggs
May 28, 2012

MONEY FALLS...

...FROM THE SKY...

...WHENEVER HE POSTS!
The USA is literally in trouble of not making it out of a qualifying group that includes Guatemala and Trinidad & Tobago.

Wow.

threeagainstfour
Jun 27, 2005


Watch Jurgen blame this on poor finishing and great Guatemala goal keeping instead of his terrible line up and positioning choices.

Broletariat
Nov 14, 2014

dsriggs posted:

The USA is literally in trouble of not making it out of a qualifying group that includes Guatemala and Trinidad & Tobago.

Wow.

Thank goodness we have the brilliance of Jurgen Klinsmann leading us through these tough times. If he hadnt played six players out of position we might have lost 5-0!!!

Tigren
Oct 3, 2003

antidote posted:

To be fair Wondolowski is the loving man. He is far and away the most enjoyable part of the Quakes.

That's not saying much. It's a team coached by Dom Kinnear and is full of trash men.

Mukaikubo
Mar 14, 2006

"You treat her like a lady... and she'll always bring you home."

Broletariat posted:

Thank goodness we have the brilliance of Jurgen Klinsmann leading us through these tough times. If he hadnt played six players out of position we might have lost 5-0!!!

this is not an empty quote



i loving hate that man so much right now

wicka
Jun 28, 2007


klinsmann is one of the worst football coaches in history

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
Jurgen Klinsmann is a loving scam artist and I hate his guts

Ewar Woowar
Feb 25, 2007

be nice wicka posted:

klinsmann is one of the worst football coaches in history

Or maybe your players are actually terrible. Seriously you have bad players.

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me

Ewar Woowar posted:

Or maybe your players are actually terrible. Seriously you have bad players.

It's both actually

Mukaikubo
Mar 14, 2006

"You treat her like a lady... and she'll always bring you home."

Ewar Woowar posted:

Or maybe your players are actually terrible. Seriously you have bad players.

yeah the team quality's dropped in the last two years but jesus christ, we might not even make it out of the semifinal qualifying round of a poo poo CONCACAF. That's more than player talent, that's utterly inept management. Even this group should be able to pull a '98 and make it to the World Cup and get massacred.

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!

Ewar Woowar posted:

Or maybe your players are actually terrible. Seriously you have bad players.

Guatemala is really really not good. The US is much worse than it was, but they should have been able to roll these guys.

I wonder if this is what it feels like to be a Newcastle fan.

Broletariat
Nov 14, 2014

Ewar Woowar posted:

Or maybe your players are actually terrible. Seriously you have bad players.

Guatemalas best player is Marco Pappa.

Aggro
Apr 24, 2003

STRONG as an OX and TWICE as SMART
So uh, what does the USMNT have to do to qualify for the World Cup now? 3rd in the group behind Guatemala and Trinidad holy gently caress

atomic gog
Apr 11, 2005


Winner June 2013 POTM
I hope they don't qualify :twisted:

Dunban
Jul 4, 2012

OH MY GOD GLOVER
A World Cup without tons of retarded Americans with baseball avatars posting here would be cool and good

Ciprian Maricon
Feb 27, 2006



The smaller CONCACAF federations have all improved so much in the last ten years and it's very cool to see. I wouldn't be surprised to see either Mexico or the US struggle in the hexagonal again.

atomic gog posted:

I hope they don't qualify :twisted:

Inshallah

wicka
Jun 28, 2007


Ewar Woowar posted:

Or maybe your players are actually terrible. Seriously you have bad players.

we've always had bad players who hustled their way to decent results. klinsmann's tactics are "play as if you are actually good" which is never going to work.

e: speaking of "tactics," wasn't it schweinsteiger who said the bayern players under klinsmann had to have player meetings to develop game plans, because he never gave them anything?

wicka fucked around with this message at 16:25 on Mar 26, 2016

Dunban
Jul 4, 2012

OH MY GOD GLOVER

be nice wicka posted:

we've always had bad players who hustled their way to decent results. klinsmann's tactics are "play as if you are actually good" which is never going to work.

e: speaking of "tactics," wasn't it schweinsteiger who said the bayern players under klinsmann had to have player meetings to develop game plans, because he never gave them anything?

It was Lahm, but yeah. Klinsmann is absolutely clueless.

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African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack

be nice wicka posted:

klinsmann is one of the worst football coaches in history

Its called soccer you craft beer sipper

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