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Rollofthedice posted:I bought the 20-ounce Zojirushi SM-SA60-BA the week after I got married so that I could keep my coffee warm on the commute to and from my new job downtown. It is literally the world's best travel mug. I could put steaming hot coffee in it in the morning, and if I forgot it in my truck I would still have steaming hot coffee for the drive home. No kidding! It's incredible. kalstrams posted:Like many suburban homeowners, I like to kill and eat the wild animals that populate my backyard. To keep it sporting, I hunt naked, with my teeth and long sharpened fingernails as my only weapons. I've feasted on squirrel, raccoon, vole and numerous songbirds. But no matter how long I lay spread eagle and motionless in the hot noonday sun, I have never been able to outwit and catch any of the plump and juicy rabbits that hop just outside my reach and then bolt for the woods when I leap forward with a blood-curdling shriek. I have chased them at a dead run through the yards of the many unoccupied homes that surround mine but the pursuit always ends in frustration. But no more, thanks to Amazon. Every week, I order a fresh whole rabbit and affix it to a remote control car that is operated by one of my children. This way, I get the thrill of the hunt, and when the car's batteries are exhausted, I can leap upon it, bury my teeth into the rabbit's soft flesh and perform my ritual victory dance right there in the Walgreen's parking lot.
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Meowbot posted:ive been trashing around all day becuz i was slep and im anaged that there was a post I made on somethingawful called "VR what a fucken joke" but when I go to the "Games" thread on somethingawful there isnt no VR thread ... maybe this was just a vr ?dream
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# ? Mar 31, 2016 12:30 |
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Someone remind me what meowbots deal is again, hes been posting like that a lot recently and its really good but I feel like I remember he melted his brain with drugs or something?
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# ? Mar 31, 2016 12:48 |
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I think MetroFreak is broken as well... Almost exactly 1 week ago: Metrofreak posted:- q9gobq9yoby y VVRol k 1w1' 1111 Earlier today: Metrofreak posted:.mm progn KM osis hh r a rmoo uhh nn umbrella rk law I'm Nothing inbetween.
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# ? Mar 31, 2016 12:51 |
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My favorite thing about this is that it's not even an exaggeration. Zojirushi makes legitimately amazing travel mugs.
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# ? Mar 31, 2016 12:56 |
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I'm requesting the post about superman beating bizzaro to death while crying if anyone has it.
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# ? Mar 31, 2016 13:15 |
massive spider posted:I'm requesting the post about superman beating bizzaro to death while crying if anyone has it. is this a masturbation joke?
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# ? Mar 31, 2016 13:53 |
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massive spider posted:I'm requesting the post about superman beating bizzaro to death while crying if anyone has it. I posted this somewhere in BSS recently but couldn't find it before I left, and now I'm on my phone. I was never able to find the original post though. E: I can tell you it was posted by SlimGoodBody originally.
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SlimGoodBody posted:On that note, I think Bizarro, while maybe not a good villain to carry a movie, could be a tragic and beautiful piece of plot for a Supes movie. Someone (maybe Luthor, yawn) attempts to clone a Superman they can control, or maybe reverse engineer Superman-like abilities with a few drops of his blood. They want to use it to discredit the original Supes and turn public opinion against him. Bizarro ends up breaking loose and rampaging.
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# ? Mar 31, 2016 14:26 |
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Does anyone have the quote about comparing the Mosin Nagant vs (I think) the M4 rifle written in fake broken Russian?
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# ? Mar 31, 2016 14:42 |
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Volume posted:DGSW is the poster gbs needs Rando posted:I don't dislike the guy or anything but I honestly do not understand how this little following exists. Other Barry posted:pontius pilate said the same thing
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# ? Mar 31, 2016 18:54 |
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Neddy Seagoon posted:Does anyone have the quote about comparing the Mosin Nagant vs (I think) the M4 rifle written in fake broken Russian? That was one of a series of hilarious posts from that guy. I think they may have been posted in the AK thread maybe?
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# ? Mar 31, 2016 19:05 |
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I don't have the Mosin one, but the Kalashnikov one always deserves a repost russia.txt posted:WHY YOU WANT RAIL FOR KALASHNIKOV? IS NOT GOOD ENOUGH AS PROCURED FROM IZHEVSK MECHANICAL WORKS? YOU THINK NEEDS IMPROVEMENT? THEN MAYBE YOU FIND JOB WITH ARMY OF RUSSIA! YOU HAVE DRINKS WITH MIKHAIL KALASHNIKOV, TRADE STORY OF MANY WEAPONS DESIGNED AND DETAILS OF SCHOOL FOR ENGINEERING!
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# ? Mar 31, 2016 19:56 |
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"Of American Middle West" is the line I always lose it at.
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# ? Mar 31, 2016 20:04 |
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Simply Simon posted:And yes, if you tell the average non-internet using German that "blackface is racist" they'll look at you funny. Karma Monkey posted:Well, they're not exactly known for being the best at knowing where to draw the line with these kinds of things.
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# ? Mar 31, 2016 23:36 |
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FreudianSlippers posted:Should I put ketchup on my horse meat steak at my sons circumcision and should I tip the mohel?
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# ? Mar 31, 2016 23:51 |
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Millie posted:
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# ? Mar 31, 2016 23:58 |
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Neddy Seagoon posted:Does anyone have the quote about comparing the Mosin Nagant vs (I think) the M4 rifle written in fake broken Russian? You might find what you're looking for here. The russian.txt came from 4chan, and there's a bunch of screen grabs in the album. http://imgur.com/gallery/kEV8j
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nocal posted:I think you're not allowed to show your unit, but you are allowed to show your Penile Simulator. You can even moisten up your pants to make it pop. It's important to give the guests what they want, even if they want to squeeze your tush a bit, because you don't want them to vote you a Stinker. Bill Stimms was voted a Stinker last Wednesday when a group of sauced old secretaries tried to take a Polaroid of his tush and he said Please ladies please. Only he said it kind of like weary? Like what he meant was Please stop? Next thing you know Mr. Frendt is announcing over the intercom, Please Bill Stimms come into the Spitfire. Inside the Spitfire is where Mr. Frendt tells you you're Grounded, which is like aviator talk for Suspended Without Pay. Bill Stimms didn't even say anything exactly, but it was more sort of a squeak, like perhaps stepping on a small mouse wherein you cover it completely with your shoe and its life is snuffed out entirely in one swift movement. Pretty sad probably.
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# ? Apr 1, 2016 07:27 |
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Neddy Seagoon posted:Does anyone have the quote about comparing the Mosin Nagant vs (I think) the M4 rifle written in fake broken Russian? This one? http://7.62x54r.net/MosinID/MosinHumor.htm
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# ? Apr 1, 2016 14:02 |
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:Bizzaro quote Oddly enough, this is kinda how they handled Bizzaro in Supergirl.
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# ? Apr 1, 2016 14:11 |
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Ivan Chesnokov posted:EVERY SURPLUS RIFLE WITH BOLT ACTION IS CHEAP SOME TIME IN HISTORY. MOSIN NAGANT RIFLE IS MOST NUMEROUS OF ALL INFANTRY RIFLE. IT IS RIFLE THAT WINS OCTOBER REVOLUTION. IT IS RIFLE THAT CARRIES INFANTRY OF ALLIED FORCES IN EUROPE THROUGH GREAT PATRIOTIC WAR. MOSIN NAGANT RIFLE SERVES FOR MORE THAN CENTURY, OLD STOLEN RUSSIAN RECEIVER IS STILL USE BY SNIPER OF FINNISH ARMY.
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# ? Apr 1, 2016 15:42 |
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Yeah I think that might be the one, along with a general blurring with several of the others posted .
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# ? Apr 1, 2016 16:00 |
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I feel like I need to inform the FBI about this post
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# ? Apr 1, 2016 16:45 |
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Volume posted:I feel like I need to inform the FBI about this post
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# ? Apr 1, 2016 17:33 |
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HoboZero posted:Ascendency-Onset Parkour is a pretty cool brain flaw, all things considered
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Volume posted:I feel like I need to inform the FBI about this post go ahead, it can only be good for cummiecoin
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# ? Apr 1, 2016 21:23 |
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# ? Apr 1, 2016 21:26 |
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Does anybody have any quotes that aren't just copy and pasted from 4chan
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# ? Apr 1, 2016 21:55 |
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I do not understand emojis.
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# ? Apr 1, 2016 22:27 |
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Tetracube posted:go ahead, it can only be good for cummiecoin way to join the cockblockchain
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# ? Apr 2, 2016 00:00 |
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Guy Mann posted:Does anybody have any quotes that aren't just copy and pasted from 4chan
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# ? Apr 2, 2016 00:40 |
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Well, we are just the for pay Chan-like site Something Awful.com.
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# ? Apr 2, 2016 00:51 |
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Guy Mann posted:Does anybody have any quotes that aren't just copy and pasted from 4chan
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# ? Apr 2, 2016 03:06 |
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Guy Mann posted:Does anybody have any quotes that aren't just copy and pasted from 4chan btw let me know when you find the 4chan post that came from
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# ? Apr 2, 2016 06:06 |
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4chan does not have image emotes, it would be impossible for it to be from 4chAn Like or not, this is totally a something awful original.
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# ? Apr 2, 2016 16:36 |
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Acne Rain posted:4chan does not have image emotes, it would be impossible for it to be from 4chAn i hella like it i just thought it was funny that doggo called it out as a 4chan copy
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FreudianSlippers posted:Brevity is the soul of wit.
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This guy never played dwarf fortress
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