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Coolguye
Jul 6, 2011

Required by his programming!
Oh what the gently caress

The Russian taser is biting my mask!

SYKIC, VOX, BACK ME THE gently caress UP HERE

HAVE I OR HAVE I NOT BEEN USING BASICALLY EXACTLY THAT MASK FOR THE LAST 2 loving YEARS

That's it, they're all dying

I mean I was going to kill them all anyway but now it's personal

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Skunkrocker
Jan 14, 2012

Your favorite furry wrestler.
Buckshot got the SOME of what the Russian guys say translated by an actual Russian speaking person (possibly not even Russian).

Cloaker: YEAH, stay here and ROT, you piece of poo poo! (updated)
Dozer: HERE IS DOZER, GET OFF
Taser: Got energy and ready to fight!
Soldier: We need some help, bring help here!

edit:

Wintermutant posted:

Payday 2: Интересно, если человек хороший вкус
WE HAVE A WINNER

Skunkrocker fucked around with this message at 19:30 on Mar 30, 2016

Crabtree
Oct 17, 2012

ARRRGH! Get that wallet out!
Everybody: Lowtax in a Pickle!
Pickle! Pickle! Pickle! Pickle!

Dinosaur Gum
I am glad that we're finally taking this crime game global. The only thing that could disappoint me is if Jacket didn't have some new line where even the recording can barely contain his excitement in giving his new Russian friends a friendly American greetings.

spit on my clit
Jul 19, 2015

by Cyrano4747
Replace all of Jacket's lines with Mad Max: Fury Road dialogue for this heist

PantsOptional
Dec 27, 2012

All I wanna do is make you bounce

Wintermutant posted:

Payday 2: Интересно, если человек хороший вкус

cis_eraser_420
Mar 1, 2013

BillmasterCozb posted:

Replace all of Jacket's lines with Mad Max: Fury Road dialogue for this heist

as long as they keep
code:
 arms. outstretched.
I'm down with that

Literal Nazi Furry
Jan 27, 2008

Swastika - Helvetica - Ikea
Last night I dreamt of Adolf searching for Anne.
I lay on my back
standing alone in the corner watching the girls dance.

I'm on crystal meth.
I piss in my pants.
this dlc is making me regretful already of learning russian because my friends are just going to be asking what enemies are saying all the time

Skunkrocker
Jan 14, 2012

Your favorite furry wrestler.

Literal Nazi Furry posted:

this dlc is making me regretful already of learning russian because my friends are just going to be asking what enemies are saying all the time

Well, I won't be asking you, cause you never play Payday when I'm around. :smith:

Afraid of Audio
Oct 12, 2012

by exmarx
wait people actually PLAY this game?

Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Literal Nazi Furry posted:

this dlc is making me regretful already of learning russian because my friends are just going to be asking what enemies are saying all the time

CHIKI BRIKI

Discendo Vox
Mar 21, 2013

We don't need to have that dialogue because it's obvious, trivial, and has already been had a thousand times.
https://twitter.com/coyoteze/status/715256797314080768

Literal Nazi Furry
Jan 27, 2008

Swastika - Helvetica - Ikea
Last night I dreamt of Adolf searching for Anne.
I lay on my back
standing alone in the corner watching the girls dance.

I'm on crystal meth.
I piss in my pants.

Skunkrocker posted:

Well, I won't be asking you, cause you never play Payday when I'm around. :smith:

you never even ask me

YET ANOTHER FAG
Mar 6, 2003

by R. Guyovich

Literal Nazi Furry posted:

you never even ask me

Hang out in payday 2 goons chat more? I set up lobbies all the time & make tired goons play this terrible old game with me all the time.

YET ANOTHER FAG fucked around with this message at 22:44 on Mar 30, 2016

Plan Z
May 6, 2012

Afraid of Audio posted:

wait people actually PLAY this game?

Of course not

TopHatGenius
Oct 3, 2008

something feels
different

Hot Rope Guy

:allears:

I'm in love with the Slav Squat Cloaker.

Skunkrocker
Jan 14, 2012

Your favorite furry wrestler.

Literal Nazi Furry posted:

you never even ask me

I used to I stopped because you were always "nooooooooooooo gently caress off"

Sternieliscious
Sep 21, 2014

Dynas: Tea warrior

Skunkrocker posted:

I used to I stopped because you were always "nooooooooooooo gently caress off"

You used to heist with me in Hotliiiine.
We'd roll up and steal some coke.
I want you to play Hotliiiiine.
I brought a saw so we could steal more coke.
The drill breaks and I'd run in fire.
Say "gently caress the rain." cuz I like the pyre.
I'd fall down and you'd spam Inspire.
Play like that and never tire.

Fellis
Feb 14, 2012

Kid, don't threaten me. There are worse things than death, and uh, I can do all of them.

Wintermutant posted:

Payday 2: Интересно, если человек хороший вкус

holy poo poo


Afraid of Audio posted:

wait people actually PLAY this game?

haha

Meldonox
Jan 13, 2006

Hey, are you listening to a word I'm saying?
Over the last week I've picked up all my remaining DLC aside from:

Gage Historical
~The~ Diamond
Alesso
Goat Sim

I'm a little surprised with myself since I put in maybe five hours over the two years beforehand and never bothered with any of the DLC. Now I just need to figure out if I need to get those for completionism or save myself the five bucks since I don't usually host and don't know if the Gage pack is worth it.

grancheater
May 1, 2013

Wine'em, dine'em, 69'em
The Gage Historical Pack has the Buzzsaw, therefore it is worth it.

Sykic
Feb 9, 2004

Resist! Humanity demands it! Resist!


Who are you and what have you done with the real Vox?

spit on my clit
Jul 19, 2015

by Cyrano4747

Sykic posted:



Who are you and what have you done with the real Vox?

Vox has ascended to a higher realm of cop-murdering

jerichojx
Oct 21, 2010

LuciferMorningstar posted:

It should still work. At least, my version does, and I haven't updated in ages. I'll host it tomorrow, if I can remember.

I switched to GageHud which I believed added the original to his mod but I would love an original to keep.

It was odd. My HudList was working perfectly but after a crash my game just would not start without it.

In other news, I am 8 levels away from being XXV-100. I am worried I will lose interest in the game with nothing to progress. Should I reset?

Crabtree
Oct 17, 2012

ARRRGH! Get that wallet out!
Everybody: Lowtax in a Pickle!
Pickle! Pickle! Pickle! Pickle!

Dinosaur Gum
Now the commons know about the 14 player mod.

Skunkrocker
Jan 14, 2012

Your favorite furry wrestler.

Excellent.

Crabtree
Oct 17, 2012

ARRRGH! Get that wallet out!
Everybody: Lowtax in a Pickle!
Pickle! Pickle! Pickle! Pickle!

Dinosaur Gum

jerichojx posted:

I switched to GageHud which I believed added the original to his mod but I would love an original to keep.

It was odd. My HudList was working perfectly but after a crash my game just would not start without it.

In other news, I am 8 levels away from being XXV-100. I am worried I will lose interest in the game with nothing to progress. Should I reset?

Nah, a lot of us have sitting on several year old infamy 25 and frankly its a simpler fare when you don't have to worry about levels and have all the points to try new builds and weapons as they drop. And then, of course, there's the large likelihood of Infamy 3.0 because some people just want more numbers to go up so its kind of pointless to reset when you'll have more to climb eventually.

Literal Nazi Furry
Jan 27, 2008

Swastika - Helvetica - Ikea
Last night I dreamt of Adolf searching for Anne.
I lay on my back
standing alone in the corner watching the girls dance.

I'm on crystal meth.
I piss in my pants.

Skunkrocker posted:

I used to I stopped because you were always "nooooooooooooo gently caress off"

i've moved 5 times in the past year and didn't always have my PC with me while moving. you'd usually invite me when i was already ingame which generally means i already have a full group going. don't pretend like i don't enjoy some good cop snuff.

Cyrelio
Mar 28, 2015

Anyone noticed that the game seems to have an issue between people when Jimmy is an AI? When my buddy and I play, one of us will have Jimmy and the other will have "Sokol," who is really Jimmy's voice and character model but has Sokol's name.

Meldonox
Jan 13, 2006

Hey, are you listening to a word I'm saying?
I've seen that, which is neat given I'm always Sokol.

Hobold
Jan 10, 2012


I love my Cutlass
I love big stompy mechs
I love my HOTAS
I love to salvage wrecks
I love Star Citizen, and all it's craziness
GOONDEYADA, GOONDEYADA, GOONDEYADA
College Slice
Going to just start calling him Jokol or Shimmy until they fix it.

Zigmidge
May 12, 2002

Exsqueeze me, why the sour face? I'm here to lemon aid you. Let's juice it.
I don't know if you jaded assholes can feel feels anymore but I thought I'd share and bring some joy to your cold optimized hearts.

We'd been trying all week to clear a stealth, any stealth heist and poo poo was just not clicking for us until last night and, wow, that feeling when you open the first world bank vault on deathwish and its your first succesful stealth!! Despite it being a videogame, walking into that vault was a powerful feeling. We wanted to take screenshots and record video and call our moms and I think one of us teabagged a guard out of giddyness which is a little weird at this age but I feel it.

Of course, it being a videogame we felt nothing but met expectations when we did it a second time later on but I hope I helped you remember your first popped vault!

After so many hours, do you guys still stealth things?

spit on my clit
Jul 19, 2015

by Cyrano4747


edit: I just realized, now we can have a 4-team of J's! Jimmy, Jacket, John Wick, and Jiro!

...Three of which are crossover characters.

Dr Cheeto
Mar 2, 2013
Wretched Harp

Zigmidge posted:

After so many hours, do you guys still stealth things?

In short: rarely. It only seems to happen for achievement hunting and for leveling fresh infamies. Using the +20% stealth bonus from Election Day on a heist like Rats can get you pretty crazy levels of XP once you've got a few infamies under your belt.

I still solo things sometimes, heists like Shadow Raid are pretty relaxing once you've got a handle on it.

maswastaken
Nov 12, 2011

Zigmidge posted:

After so many hours, do you guys still stealth things?
In secret, when no one's looking.

watho
Aug 2, 2013


The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

Zigmidge posted:


After so many hours, do you guys still stealth things?

Explosionface
May 30, 2011

We can dance if we want to,
we can leave Marle behind.
'Cause your fiends don't dance,
and if they don't dance,
they'll get a Robo Fist of mine.


Zigmidge posted:

After so many hours, do you guys still stealth things?

Nope. Last time was after the last time I infamied.

e: There can be fun in stealth, but there are more funs when shooting mans, I find.

Tempest_56
Mar 14, 2009

Zigmidge posted:

After so many hours, do you guys still stealth things?

Uncommonly, but yeah. It's more a puzzle than a shooty game then - very different but still fun. If you want some real serious stealth challenge, I recommend Alesso, Train Heist and Dockyard. If you want ball-busting tough stealth that feels loving amazing when you finally get it, try Golden Grin. On DW, of course.

cis_eraser_420
Mar 1, 2013

leaving no witnesses counts as stealth right? if so yes stealth all the way

my friend gets this exasperated tone every time I open up a heist with a gl40 and I just don't get it

Explosionface
May 30, 2011

We can dance if we want to,
we can leave Marle behind.
'Cause your fiends don't dance,
and if they don't dance,
they'll get a Robo Fist of mine.


M.Ciaster posted:

leaving no witnesses counts as stealth right? if so yes stealth all the way

my friend gets this exasperated tone every time I open up a heist with a gl40 and I just don't get it

Your friend hates fun, from the sound of it.

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Geight
Aug 7, 2010

Oh, All-Knowing One, behold me!

Tempest_56 posted:

Uncommonly, but yeah. It's more a puzzle than a shooty game then - very different but still fun. If you want some real serious stealth challenge, I recommend Alesso, Train Heist and Dockyard. If you want ball-busting tough stealth that feels loving amazing when you finally get it, try Golden Grin. On DW, of course.

Weird, Grin felt way easier to me than any of those three.

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