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flyboi: Oct 13, 2005; agg stop posting; College Slice

D_Smart posted:

If you're taking the comment (and term) literally, and thinking it has anything to do with FISA, congrats, you're an idiot.

I do not however I'm asking what in their terms and conditions can remotely be considered a warrant canary. The phrase and usage came about specifically because of section 215 on the patriot act. Just using the phrase half-handedly is stupid and improper unless you can point to a clause that actually would fit.

# ? Mar 31, 2016 19:06

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Tippis: Mar 21, 2008; It's yet another day in the wasteland.

Scruffpuff posted:

Burn their JPEG ships to ashes!

Use this.

# ? Mar 31, 2016 19:08

XK: Jul 9, 2001; Star Citizen is everywhere. It is all around us. Even now, in this very room. You can see it's fidelity when you look out your window or when you watch youtube

flyboi posted:

I do not however I'm asking what in their terms and conditions can remotely be considered a warrant canary. The phrase and usage came about specifically because of section 215 on the patriot act. Just using the phrase half-handedly is stupid and improper unless you can point to a clause that actually would fit.

I took it as him making a funny about Ben and Lando's tellingly uncomfortable body language during the Croberts stream.

# ? Mar 31, 2016 19:09

Google Butt: Oct 4, 2005; Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.

derek stop acting like a oval office to everyone, dang.

# ? Mar 31, 2016 19:10

tooterfish: Jul 13, 2013

A Neurotic Jew posted:

Derek - he said validates. He's agreeing with you.

He does this all the time, it's part of his charm.

I think the part of his brain that recognises people agreeing or being nice to him has loving shorted out or something. One of the dangers of prolonged usenet use I guess.

# ? Mar 31, 2016 19:11

A Neurotic Jew: Feb 17, 2012; by exmarx

every remaining stream should end with Lando letting out a deep sigh and whispering "I dont want to do this anymore" imo.

# ? Mar 31, 2016 19:11

AP: Jul 12, 2004; One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them; Grimey Drawer

ZenMaster posted:

Who wants to learn art the Ryan Archer way?

https://sendvid.com/n6fln1tn

# ? Mar 31, 2016 19:11

Toops: Nov 5, 2015; -find mood stabilizers
-also,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQ5VfKSYvSk

Derek: "Oh I'm jacked. I'm jacked to the TITS!!!"

e: this is literally a perfect metaphor for what's going on right now.

Derek: "Do you feel it??"

Goons: "No."

# ? Mar 31, 2016 19:12

Rainbow Knight: Apr 19, 2006; We die.
We pray.
To live.
We serve

Sillybones posted:

The full set of his traces: http://imgur.com/a/79pij

Sorry it is not in any order.

Wasn't it the Sarah Michelle GellAr face that was traced and not the Princess Diana face?

# ? Mar 31, 2016 19:12

eonwe: Aug 11, 2008; Lipstick Apathy

Screams eeeEEE posted:

Wasn't it the Sarah Michelle GellAr face that was traced and not the Princess Diana face?

Correct

# ? Mar 31, 2016 19:13

D_Smart: May 11, 2010; by FactsAreUseless; College Slice

I am on p2788.

When I get to the current last page (2798) that I am on now, for every loving Ryan Archer post that I see, I won't post for 1 day. e.g. if I see 10 posts after p2798, that's 10 days that I won't post.

And when I do come back, I will start reading from page count + number of days. Which means that every thing that came before, I will neither read, nor respond to.

So yeah, you loving idiots need to stop with this Ryan Archer poo poo and go create another thread for it.

That is all.

# ? Mar 31, 2016 19:13

RuckusRouser: Sep 28, 2015; Theres a lot of close ups of landing gear

moveable shape posted:

Chris saying 'no point in working on the old system while building the new one' seems important, anyone got a timestamp? It almost validates the Smart bomb about PU entering maintenance mode

D_Smart posted:

You're clueless.

What he said, and what you just typed are actually in support of my stance that the current (old) mPU is going into maintenance mode. As I've said before, anything they add now feature-wise, is about making money.

val�i�date
ˈvaləˌdāt/

demonstrate or support the truth or value of.
"in a healthy family a child's feelings are validated"

# ? Mar 31, 2016 19:14

AP: Jul 12, 2004; One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them; Grimey Drawer

D_Smart posted:

I am on p2788.

When I get to the current last page (2798) that I am on now, for every loving Ryan Archer post that I see, I won't post for 1 day. e.g. if I see 10 posts after p2798, that's 10 days that I won't post.

And when I do come back, I will start reading from page count + number of days. Which means that every thing that came before, I will neither read, nor respond to.

So yeah, you loving idiots need to stop with this Ryan Archer poo poo and go create another thread for it.

That is all.

The thread is going to be filled with Ryan Archer stuff now.

# ? Mar 31, 2016 19:15

sorla78: Oct 11, 2012; EAT THE PAIN AWAY!

D_Smart posted:

I am on p2788.

When I get to the current last page (2798) that I am on now, for every loving Ryan Archer post that I see, I won't post for 1 day. e.g. if I see 10 posts after p2798, that's 10 days that I won't post.

And when I do come back, I will start reading from page count + number of days. Which means that every thing that came before, I will neither read, nor respond to.

So yeah, you loving idiots need to stop with this Ryan Archer poo poo and go create another thread for it.

That is all.

Don't let the door hit you...

# ? Mar 31, 2016 19:15

Toops: Nov 5, 2015; -find mood stabilizers
-also,

D_Smart posted:

I am on p2788.

When I get to the current last page (2798) that I am on now, for every loving Ryan Archer post that I see, I won't post for 1 day. e.g. if I see 10 posts after p2798, that's 10 days that I won't post.

And when I do come back, I will start reading from page count + number of days. Which means that every thing that came before, I will neither read, nor respond to.

So yeah, you loving idiots need to stop with this Ryan Archer poo poo and go create another thread for it.

That is all.

"I'M JACKED TO THE TITS"

# ? Mar 31, 2016 19:15

Crazy_BlackParrot: Feb 1, 2016; Christ Roberts is way better than toilet lord...

Daztek posted:

lmao

# ? Mar 31, 2016 19:15

Cao Ni Ma: May 25, 2010

Thats a convenient way of not having to post about the E.L.E

# ? Mar 31, 2016 19:15

eonwe: Aug 11, 2008; Lipstick Apathy

# ? Mar 31, 2016 19:16

Crazy_BlackParrot: Feb 1, 2016; Christ Roberts is way better than toilet lord...

D_Smart posted:

I am on p2788.

When I get to the current last page (2798) that I am on now, for every loving Ryan Archer post that I see, I won't post for 1 day. e.g. if I see 10 posts after p2798, that's 10 days that I won't post.

And when I do come back, I will start reading from page count + number of days. Which means that every thing that came before, I will neither read, nor respond to.

So yeah, you loving idiots need to stop with this Ryan Archer poo poo and go create another thread for it.

That is all.

It's only gonna get worse from there.

# ? Mar 31, 2016 19:17

No Mods No Masters: Oct 3, 2004

Yeah, RIP

# ? Mar 31, 2016 19:17

Sickening: Jul 16, 2007; Black summer was the best summer.

D_Smart posted:

I am on p2788.

When I get to the current last page (2798) that I am on now, for every loving Ryan Archer post that I see, I won't post for 1 day. e.g. if I see 10 posts after p2798, that's 10 days that I won't post.

And when I do come back, I will start reading from page count + number of days. Which means that every thing that came before, I will neither read, nor respond to.

So yeah, you loving idiots need to stop with this Ryan Archer poo poo and go create another thread for it.

That is all.

D_Smart posted:

I am on p2788.

When I get to the current last page (2798) that I am on now, for every loving Ryan Archer post that I see, I won't post for 1 day. e.g. if I see 10 posts after p2798, that's 10 days that I won't post.

And when I do come back, I will start reading from page count + number of days. Which means that every thing that came before, I will neither read, nor respond to.

So yeah, you loving idiots need to stop with this Ryan Archer poo poo and go create another thread for it.

That is all.

Go gently caress youself.

Signed,

Literally everyone that read that

# ? Mar 31, 2016 19:18

Sillybones: Aug 10, 2013; go away,
spooky skeleton,
go away

Screams eeeEEE posted:

Wasn't it the Sarah Michelle GellAr face that was traced and not the Princess Diana face?

I just saved everything relevant. Actually, I think it is missing the original picture Archer created. Oops.

Edit: RYAN ARCHER I MEAN. FOR ARCHER ABOVE? I AM REFERRING TO RYAN ARCHER. NOT SOME OTHER ARCHER.

Edit2: Wanted ot ridetyg the same train. just did a line of bloww. please dont ban fpor drug posting IA M loving NOT KIDDING

Sillybones fucked around with this message at 19:20 on Mar 31, 2016

# ? Mar 31, 2016 19:18

Kilmers Elbow: Jun 15, 2012

D_Smart posted:

I am on p2788.

When I get to the current last page (2798) that I am on now, for every loving Ryan Archer post that I see, I won't post for 1 day. e.g. if I see 10 posts after p2798, that's 10 days that I won't post.

And when I do come back, I will start reading from page count + number of days. Which means that every thing that came before, I will neither read, nor respond to.

So yeah, you loving idiots need to stop with this Ryan Archer poo poo and go create another thread for it.

That is all.

# ? Mar 31, 2016 19:20

a whole buncha crows: May 8, 2003; WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)

whats going on in this threa- oh right

# ? Mar 31, 2016 19:20

Google Butt: Oct 4, 2005; Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.

D_Smart posted:

I am on p2788.

When I get to the current last page (2798) that I am on now, for every loving Ryan Archer post that I see, I won't post for 1 day. e.g. if I see 10 posts after p2798, that's 10 days that I won't post.

And when I do come back, I will start reading from page count + number of days. Which means that every thing that came before, I will neither read, nor respond to.

So yeah, you loving idiots need to stop with this Ryan Archer poo poo and go create another thread for it.

That is all.

you need to go rub one out or something.

also close the thread then you little bitch

# ? Mar 31, 2016 19:20

Toops: Nov 5, 2015; -find mood stabilizers
-also,

Sillybones posted:

I just saved everything relevant. Actually, I think it is missing the original picture Archer created. Oops.

Edit: RYAN ARCHER I MEAN. FOR ARCHER ABOVE? I AM REFERRING TO RYAN ARCHER. NOT SOME OTHER ARCHER.

Were you mentioning Ryan Archer? Cause boy-oh-boy, that Ryan Archer, HOOOOO boy. What. A. Stealer.

# ? Mar 31, 2016 19:20

Colostomy Bag: Jan 11, 2016; C-Bangin' it

Cao Ni Ma posted:

Thats a convenient way of not having to post about the E.L.E

That was the E.L.E.

# ? Mar 31, 2016 19:21

A Neurotic Jew: Feb 17, 2012; by exmarx

D_Smart posted:

I am on p2788.

When I get to the current last page (2798) that I am on now, for every loving Ryan Archer post that I see, I won't post for 1 day. e.g. if I see 10 posts after p2798, that's 10 days that I won't post.

And when I do come back, I will start reading from page count + number of days. Which means that every thing that came before, I will neither read, nor respond to.

So yeah, you loving idiots need to stop with this Ryan Archer poo poo and go create another thread for it.

That is all.

lmao. are you on meth right now?

I like that you post here, but this thread really doesn't live and die on your contributions, nor has it ever. If you want to leave then leave. Noone's going to be blackmailed into changing what's posted here on your account.

# ? Mar 31, 2016 19:21

fuctifino: Jun 11, 2001

Kilmers Elbow posted:

LOL

I guess we'll see you in a few months then Derek.

:ryanarcher: <-- needs an emote

# ? Mar 31, 2016 19:21

Happy Sisyphus: Nov 13, 2013; You take the blue paarp - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red paarp - you stay in pre-alpha, and I show you how deep the sperg wallet goes.

Daztek posted:

derek style lateposting here, but glad to have been included in the thread circlejerk image its funny

# ? Mar 31, 2016 19:22

No Mods No Masters: Oct 3, 2004

derek smart has trespassed in the one domain sacrosanct to this thread, our right to :justpost:

# ? Mar 31, 2016 19:22

Google Butt: Oct 4, 2005; Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.

derek literally everyone of your reveals has been flaccid as gently caress, and even then it's just a link to your blog. so gently caress off and everyone will skim your blog later.

# ? Mar 31, 2016 19:23

Programmer Humor: Nov 27, 2008; Lipstick Apathy

RYAN ARCHER

# ? Mar 31, 2016 19:23

Fat and Useless: Sep 3, 2011; Not Thin and Useful

Derek thinks he's important!

Adorable.

# ? Mar 31, 2016 19:23

Happy Sisyphus: Nov 13, 2013; You take the blue paarp - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red paarp - you stay in pre-alpha, and I show you how deep the sperg wallet goes.

anyway see you next year derek o7

# ? Mar 31, 2016 19:24

Sillybones: Aug 10, 2013; go away,
spooky skeleton,
go away

shitposting_floogate_explosion.gif

# ? Mar 31, 2016 19:24

Daztek: Jun 2, 2006

fuctifino posted:

LOL

I guess we'll see you in a few months then Derek.

:ryanarcher: <-- needs an emote

Just copy

# ? Mar 31, 2016 19:24

Sillybones: Aug 10, 2013; go away,
spooky skeleton,
go away

Google Butt posted:

derek literally everyone of your reveals has been flaccid as gently caress, and even then it's just a link to your blog. so gently caress off and everyone will skim your blog later.

e: I do actually appreciate the effort you put in Dr. Smart. Not enough for this poo poo, though.

# ? Mar 31, 2016 19:24

Teabag Dome Scandal: Mar 19, 2002

D_Smart posted:

I am on p2788.

When I get to the current last page (2798) that I am on now, for every loving Ryan Archer post that I see, I won't post for 1 day. e.g. if I see 10 posts after p2798, that's 10 days that I won't post.

And when I do come back, I will start reading from page count + number of days. Which means that every thing that came before, I will neither read, nor respond to.

So yeah, you loving idiots need to stop with this Ryan Archer poo poo and go create another thread for it.

That is all.

Thanks for turning it into the Star Citizen Presents: Ryan Archer thread you big loving baby. I know this isn't your first time visiting the forums, but is this your first time visiting the forums?

# ? Mar 31, 2016 19:24

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RuckusRouser: Sep 28, 2015; Theres a lot of close ups of landing gear

D_Smart posted:

I am on p2788.

When I get to the current last page (2798) that I am on now, for every loving Ryan Archer post that I see, I won't post for 1 day. e.g. if I see 10 posts after p2798, that's 10 days that I won't post.

And when I do come back, I will start reading from page count + number of days. Which means that every thing that came before, I will neither read, nor respond to.

So yeah, you loving idiots need to stop with this Ryan Archer poo poo and go create another thread for it.

That is all.

This whole threat sounds very much like something Chris Roberts would say in the office. Maybe Derek is roleplaying a bit to get us ready for the end of the ARG.

Or perhaps...in order to trap Chris, he must become Chris:

# ? Mar 31, 2016 19:25

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